Eminem is f*cking
brilliant. That's all there is to say.
We've downloaded a bunch of songs from this "band" called Atom and His Package (it's just one guy named Adam--who was in this band called Fracture that we saw play in a garage in my hometown--with a synthesizer, much like Wesley Willis, only less insane and even funnier). My favorite of his (and the first one we downloaded) is "Punk Rock Academy," and it goes a lil' sumpin' like this:
I was fighting the mold
in the bowl
with my pee
when a thought popped into my brain
If all of us hated
high school so much,
why was nothing ever changed?
So I called Brian up
with my plan that's red-hot
and we got a private institution
in the name of punk rock
We got some government funding
and our own private road
and 666 for our radio snow code
I had a dream, when I was in high school,
that I attended
the Punk Rock Academy
-repeat-
Chris Jensen's teaching science
and he's still running Mountain
We fired the guy from Bad Religon
'cause he sold punk rock out
and we'll get the dirty punks that
(haven't figured out this line)
and we'll never ever buy anything
with a UPC
I had a dream when I was in high school
that I attended the Punk Rock Academy
and no one made fun of me
"Take me home tonight
I don't want to let you go
'till the feeling's right"
-repeat-
We'll import a token jock
and we'll kick his token a*s
and there will never ever be
a physical education class
I think you'll agree
it's the bizzly bizzly bomb
and maybe we could get Assuck
to play the senior prom
Love that song--it's hard to get the full effect without hearing the crazy synth beat and hearing Adam's highpitched voice singing it. Another great one is "Goalie":
What do you do
when you're fifteen hundred pounds?
You play goalie.
And "Happy Birthday Ralph":
Happy birthday, Ralph,
we love you
Even though you are f*cking disgusting
Ah... Always brings a smile to my face, much like this one here:
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