Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

It's either sunny or dark.
But Earth's weather is more worrisome:



What's the difference between a dinosaur?

Anton, what’s the rest of your question? Or was that the entire question?

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I’m here only on Mondays, Wednesdays & Fridays. That’s why I’m here now.

That's the entire question indeed.

The difference between a dinosaur & nothing is that a dinosaur is now extinct, but nothing continues to exist.

How come they don’t speak American in France?

Something to do with the international time zone border patrol. And magnets. Lots of magnets.

That should go without saying, no?

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"My Dionne Warwick understanding of your dream indicates that you are ambivalent on how you want life to eventually screw you." - Joel

"Ever try to forcibly pin down a house cat? It's not easy." - Captain Steel

"I just can't get pass sticking a finger up a dog's butt." - John Dumbear

If you say so.

How come a Brooklyn, New York accent is different from a Mississippi accent?

Because they have some class in Missisippi

How come i cant type Missisippi in one second.

Because you didn’t spell it correctly


Where is Old Zealand?

He lives down the block from me. (All the kids make a wide circle around his house.)


Why do kids make a wide circle around my house?

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"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you."
"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die."

Because you give them nightmares if they look at you.

How come there is no New Tea-land?

Thanks. I try.


Because proper tea must be properly aged.


How did prehistoric Yorkshire terriers survive in the wild?

By Terrier-ising everything.

Has anyone ever eaten a Sausage made from a Sausage Dog (Daschound)?

I don't know about anyone else, but I know where those things have been!

Why aren't "sausage dogs" called Wursthunds in German?

Because dogs can't speak German

Why does rain fall down?

Because water is often drunk.

How do rainbows work?

They don’t. They’re on unemployment.

Where the heck is that pot of gold?

'Pot' is the short for 'chamber pot'. 'Gold' refers to the color of a biological liquid.
I guess that you'll find a pot of "gold" more easily from now on.

Why don't you tell them you dislike eating oysters?

I would if I knew who them is.

Why is it Long Island & not Skinny Island?

Because Skinny island Ice Tea just doesn't sound right.

Why aren't the South Pacific Islands in the South Atlantic?

Because the Atlantic isn't as cool as the Pacific.

Why is Atlantis?