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uh, well, i thought, with all those old butts like Douglas and Van Damme around, and i mean "butts" literally, that it's sometimes frightening not to know what one is gonna see in a movie... u know, those scary pinky parts nobody actually wanna see........... so which actor/actress wouldya be most scared of seeing naked (in a movie, mostly -movement makes it worse)?



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Micheal Jackson...eeeeeeewwwwwwwww!
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I was trying to think of somebody, but Michael Jackson just kept popping in my head ahhhhh get out get out



Originally Posted by nebbit
Calista Flockhart,
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The old lady from The Shining.... that scared me for life....... as for actresses and actors

Actor: All of em
Actresses: Anyone over 40 (There are a FEW exceptions)
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Originally Posted by nebbit
Calista Flockhart,


After seeing my mother-inlaw's butt (and helping her change) old butts don't scare me...it's the scrawny ones likes Calista Flockhart and Adrien Brody's that do.

Michael Jackson...hmmm...I don't think I'd be scared. Out of pure morbid curiosity....I wonder what other work he's had done to the rest of his body. Sort of a 'Ripley's Believe It or Not' moment.



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"The old lady from The Shining.... that scared me for life"
yeah thanx, now i know where my inner fears come from.........
my mom should never have let me see that movie... ;-



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The Nazi Prison guard played by Shirley Stoler in a great Italian movie called Seven Beauties (1976).

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Butts are cute. So the answer is none. ( )



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Originally Posted by liam5000
Darlene Cates, the lady who played the mom in What Eating Gilbert Grape?
lol That's a great answer

ProfessionalCrazedFan... you haven't seen my butt.

Naked asses aren't really all that great, I don't think. On guys or girls. Like I'd rather see Nicole Kidmans ass in a nice pair of jeans than say bare as in Cold Mountain or Human Stain.
Most celebrities get ass doubles anyway.

But anyway, to answer the question directly. John Goodman, for males. And for female, the old lady from Titanic.



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I got nothing against the man as an actor, I just don't think he'd have a sweet caboose.



Britney Spears - it only can be disappointing because of the things I imagine...

But at least: she is not an actor ;-)
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