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NOT ACTUALLY BANNED
I give a movie title, you give it a new name that you think would be just as good or better. Then, whoever answers, posts the next movie title.

Get it?

Crash...




Happy Gilmore = *******-in-One






NEXT:
Star Wars (1977)
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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra



Star Wars (1977)

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Outer Space Story (1977)

NEXT: Casablanca



NEXT: American History X
Edward Norton Totally Naked In A Prison Shower Rape Scene ('Nuff Said)

NEXT: Edward Scissorhands



Should I call you Logan, Weapon X?
Originally Posted by Sexy Celebrity
NEXT: Edward Scissorhands
Edward: S&M meets topiary

NEXT: City of God



Beware: Rocks Falling

Next: Die Hard
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Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much *life*. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully.
-Ruth Gordon, Harold and Maude



NOT ACTUALLY BANNED
LOL...you guys are supposed to come up with actual alternate titles. Not goofy ones that summarize the movie.

Since jrs didn't give a new title, the next one is The Usual Suspects




Unforgiven = The Cut-Whore Killings*
*which, by the by, was the original title of the screenplay






NEXT:
Finding Nemo

THE FOLLOW-UP POST WAS REMOVED. GoodFellas IS THE NEXT IN THE LINK...