Any good at crypto-quips? Phrases of the same color are coded the same, i.e. if "a" = "x" in a red phrase, then it will in all red ones. Once all the phrases, or quotes are figured out, it's just like "name that flick" from before. Then, once you have a movie for each "quote", the first letter of the movie unscrambles into another phrase, while each color corresponds to a word in the final phrase. The final phrase, or answer is ironically the ultimate question. P.S. If a movie starts with "the", disregard it. Have fun!
1. N'tt lrc uwe cvnky uwe'xr gxrccu ohfxc, vev? Cmnky uwe mwetz wecohfxc f lettrc?
2. Kwq, wkr wp eo vfo hfzr f axwoo rxxwx fkz qfocrz cvr wcvrx grxowk'o jftefltr cnhr. Cvno no fk fxc afttrxu, hu pxnrkz, fkz cvno...no f gnrmr wp fxc.
3. Bqciw fb jtt, q'h j Vzjwtz hjyqjg. Izgfys, waziz ifnys vzwwzc.
4. Wluu guu wtl vwtld abdi wtl uge'i avkry'! Nvb wluu 'lk r'k avkry', gyz tluu'i avkry' erwt kl, nub tlgd?! Tluu'i avkry' erwt kl!
5. Itl uvvxlz urxl kl...vt, vyun itl tgz mdlly znzi.
6. Yafc fc yap yafen ifway fi d ebr ap'c kbxp debjin, yafc cbi bt d gfyka fc cydhvfiw jc.
7. Oju ku rug xjdbq rug'vn wubbm' zmhh? Ojmx mvn rug wubbm' fmr ojnb rug wnx fuenubn ub xjn juvb? "Emr-kmr emr-kmr, d'e sndbw jnhk zmlxdin sr m ldw hmkr"?
8. Yv yllz wv iwvh jlrym g ugzn. Cbrw evddnrym. Nvb'uu jl jgax vy nubd xylli ry yv wrkl.
9. Ev, ovnc, n'h owxxu HmMtwoyru. Owxxu n znzk'c oknpp uwe wqc owwkrx uwe awz zfhkrz cxfncwx.
10. Ynmz 'zh. Tzw'i ynmz waz vjiwjcsi.
11. Ofn'cz bjiaqfyjvto tjwz jpjqy Dfyji. Pqkz hz j mqii! Tfizci! Tfizci! Hfkz fy!
12. "Cbrax", gi ry cbrax wv xrax ivkljvzni gii.
13. Ofn sfy'w waqym q'tt mqtt ofn. Ofn jcz izcqfnito hqi-dnspqyp waz lcfyp hfwazcbngmzc!
14. Obj cpp, fi obje rbehn, yap hben wfmpya din yap hben ydvpya drdo, gjy fi xo rbehn, yap bip rab wdmp xp hftp nbpci'y admp dio gdqqc.
15. Vrxr'o hu aek! Pfnx afhr kwq, wyfu?...fkz vrxr'o hu lfzar! Cvno no uwex cxwgvu. Cvno no uwex cxwgvu, wyfu? Mwhr fkz arc nc.
16. Q vzp ofnc xjcsfy iqc. Ofn hniw ajkz hz gfybnizs lqwa lfhzjyz ztiz. Ho yjhz qi Cjhfy, ji ofn gjy izz cqpaw azcz.
17. D'e fuvvr uhk sgkkr, sgx dx huuqf hdqn rug'vn fxgzq zhnmbdbw gl xjn amx emb.
18. Lazy j hjy'i djl-vfyz scfxi fbb, qw'i wqhz wf czjiizii waz iqwnjwqfy.
19. Fi yap hdcy kpiyjeo, f gphfpmp yapo jcpn yb ydvp sabybwedsac bt yap npdn fi yap abspc yady yapfe cbjhc rbjhn wb oi hfmfiw yaebjwa yap sbeyed fyc.
20. F'x hfvp d hbmp kbebipe. Gefiw xp yap kbescp, f'hh yphh rady vfhhpn fy. Gjy abr yb sepmpiy fy? Hbcy.
21. D rben bt dnmfcp. Ft obj rdiy yb sjhh d ckdx, nbi'y xdvp obje rftp d sdeyipe, din ft obj nj, nbi'y tjkv debjin gpafin ape gdkv.
22. Waz bjwz fb waz xtjyzw qi qy waz ajysi fb j vnyga fb cqwjcsi q lfntsy'w wcniw lqwa j xfwjwf pny.
23. Ofn vjiwjcsi! Ofn sqcwo vjiwjcsi! Pqkz hz vjgm ho ajys.
1. N'tt lrc uwe cvnky uwe'xr gxrccu ohfxc, vev? Cmnky uwe mwetz wecohfxc f lettrc?
2. Kwq, wkr wp eo vfo hfzr f axwoo rxxwx fkz qfocrz cvr wcvrx grxowk'o jftefltr cnhr. Cvno no fk fxc afttrxu, hu pxnrkz, fkz cvno...no f gnrmr wp fxc.
3. Bqciw fb jtt, q'h j Vzjwtz hjyqjg. Izgfys, waziz ifnys vzwwzc.
4. Wluu guu wtl vwtld abdi wtl uge'i avkry'! Nvb wluu 'lk r'k avkry', gyz tluu'i avkry' erwt kl, nub tlgd?! Tluu'i avkry' erwt kl!
5. Itl uvvxlz urxl kl...vt, vyun itl tgz mdlly znzi.
6. Yafc fc yap yafen ifway fi d ebr ap'c kbxp debjin, yafc cbi bt d gfyka fc cydhvfiw jc.
7. Oju ku rug xjdbq rug'vn wubbm' zmhh? Ojmx mvn rug wubbm' fmr ojnb rug wnx fuenubn ub xjn juvb? "Emr-kmr emr-kmr, d'e sndbw jnhk zmlxdin sr m ldw hmkr"?
8. Yv yllz wv iwvh jlrym g ugzn. Cbrw evddnrym. Nvb'uu jl jgax vy nubd xylli ry yv wrkl.
9. Ev, ovnc, n'h owxxu HmMtwoyru. Owxxu n znzk'c oknpp uwe wqc owwkrx uwe awz zfhkrz cxfncwx.
10. Ynmz 'zh. Tzw'i ynmz waz vjiwjcsi.
11. Ofn'cz bjiaqfyjvto tjwz jpjqy Dfyji. Pqkz hz j mqii! Tfizci! Tfizci! Hfkz fy!
12. "Cbrax", gi ry cbrax wv xrax ivkljvzni gii.
13. Ofn sfy'w waqym q'tt mqtt ofn. Ofn jcz izcqfnito hqi-dnspqyp waz lcfyp hfwazcbngmzc!
14. Obj cpp, fi obje rbehn, yap hben wfmpya din yap hben ydvpya drdo, gjy fi xo rbehn, yap bip rab wdmp xp hftp nbpci'y admp dio gdqqc.
15. Vrxr'o hu aek! Pfnx afhr kwq, wyfu?...fkz vrxr'o hu lfzar! Cvno no uwex cxwgvu. Cvno no uwex cxwgvu, wyfu? Mwhr fkz arc nc.
16. Q vzp ofnc xjcsfy iqc. Ofn hniw ajkz hz gfybnizs lqwa lfhzjyz ztiz. Ho yjhz qi Cjhfy, ji ofn gjy izz cqpaw azcz.
17. D'e fuvvr uhk sgkkr, sgx dx huuqf hdqn rug'vn fxgzq zhnmbdbw gl xjn amx emb.
18. Lazy j hjy'i djl-vfyz scfxi fbb, qw'i wqhz wf czjiizii waz iqwnjwqfy.
19. Fi yap hdcy kpiyjeo, f gphfpmp yapo jcpn yb ydvp sabybwedsac bt yap npdn fi yap abspc yady yapfe cbjhc rbjhn wb oi hfmfiw yaebjwa yap sbeyed fyc.
20. F'x hfvp d hbmp kbebipe. Gefiw xp yap kbescp, f'hh yphh rady vfhhpn fy. Gjy abr yb sepmpiy fy? Hbcy.
21. D rben bt dnmfcp. Ft obj rdiy yb sjhh d ckdx, nbi'y xdvp obje rftp d sdeyipe, din ft obj nj, nbi'y tjkv debjin gpafin ape gdkv.
22. Waz bjwz fb waz xtjyzw qi qy waz ajysi fb j vnyga fb cqwjcsi q lfntsy'w wcniw lqwa j xfwjwf pny.
23. Ofn vjiwjcsi! Ofn sqcwo vjiwjcsi! Pqkz hz vjgm ho ajys.
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I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, and busted more balls than all you numb nuts put together. - Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway
I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, banged more quiff, and busted more balls than all you numb nuts put together. - Gunnery Sgt. Tom Highway
Last edited by The Critic; 08-20-02 at 03:28 AM.