lightsaber rewards

i read another thread with rep questions.

how bout... with every lightsaber you earn, yoda:
-sends you a cake!
-pays your bills!
-fights a hobo!

any other ideas?

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I would absolutely love to see a top 100 list of yours, and in doing so maybe you could apply some pressure to that son of yours (the green one) to do one as well.

Just don't seem Christian to be runnin a movin pictures site without one... Ya Hear?

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Gah so close!!!!

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[punches him in the face, grabs him and points his gun right at his throat] I never said anything about the FBI. She's my partner, ese. And if anything happens to her, I will find you and I will kill you. I won't think twice. Come here, look in my eyes. [pushes barrel of the gun into his mouth and cocks it] Look at my face. If anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between you and me, and nobody sees, nobody knows.

You are indeed close...which makes me feel awfully bad, given that we're probably raising the minimum rep required for lightsabers soon.

HOW SOON??!?!?!

Well, I was going to wait until you were just a rep point short of the current mark, but in the interest of being slightly less evil, probably sooner.

How is that less evil? That's still sorta like changing a 200-yard dash into a 5-mile run in the middle of the race.

SERIOUSLY! IS THIS A STICKER THAT APPEARS ON YOUR COMPU, YODA?

I think you should have to do something in order to get a complete bar/be a real member, like write a review or some kind of quiz or test. If I really wanted a saber I'd just keep posting in the funny pic thread or post photos of semi naked woman, everyone reps you for that.

Quote of the Day thread, Zedlen. Quote of the Day thread.

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