Screw, Marry or Kill: A Nasty Little Game

SHAMPOO GALS

F*** Leia
Marry Julie Christie
Kill Goldie Hawn





Bob Odenkirk


Ben Stiller


Janeane Garofalo

The Ben Stiller Show

F*** Ben Stiller
Marry Jeanine Garofalo
Kill Bob Odenkirk

Alan Rickman


Emma Thompson


Hugh Laurie

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

You know, Darcy, you've just killed off Seth Rogen and Bob Odenkirk in the span of like twenty minutes. Those are two of my favorite people ever, what is wrong with you?

SENSE AND SENSIBILITY CASTMATES

F*** Emma
Marry Hugh
Kill Alan Rickman





Tracy Morgan


Tina Fey


Alec Baldwin

Screw - Tina Fey
Marry - Alec Baldwin
Kill - Tracey Morgan


Gina Davis


Susan Sarandon


Michael Madsen

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100 Favourites From The Future: REWIRED

THELMA AND LOUSIE CASTMATES

This was a tough one because while I love Geena Davis, Madsen annoys the hell out of me and I just flat-out hate Sarandon. But, I guess I'll go with...

F*** Susan Sarandon
Marry Geena Davis
Kill Michael Madsen





Jon Stewart, Steve Carell, Steven Colbert

Screw - Jon Stewart


Marry - Steve Carell


Kill - Steven Colbert


Sarah Jessica Parker, Bette Midler, and Kathy Najimy.

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S - Sarah J
M - Bette Midler
K - Kathy N





Kristanna Loken


Noah Danby


Rob Stewart

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something witty goes here......

More gals please

S - Kristanna Loken
M - Rob Stewart
K - Noah Danby

Valeria Golino


Pam Grier


Michelle Forbes

Escape From L.A.

F*** Pam Grier
Marry Valeria Golino
Kill Michelle Forbes


Anthony Hopkins


Julia Ormond


Aidan Quinn

Noooo, and bummers that I missed Mack's. I'm sure you can guess who'd of been what in that set.
Sorry, but the only thing I'd do to a woman in this game, is kill her.


Screw Aidan Quinn


Marry Anthony Hopkins


Kill Julia Ormond


NEXT:
Lee Marvin, Clint Eastwood, and Jean Seberg


I know I'm doing it different than you guys, but what fun would it be if I couldn't post pretty pictures of the people I'm going to do, in one way or another.

Let's see...

Sleep with Lee Marvin
Marry Clint Eastwood
Kill Jean Seberg



Ye Liu



Gong Li


Chow Yun Fat

Marry Chow Yun Fat
S - Ye Liu
K - Gong Li

NEXT:
Eva Mendez, DMX & Steven Segal

SOME GODAWFUL DMX/STEVEN SEGAL MOVIE THAT I FORGOT THE NAME TO CASTMATES

F*** Eva
Marry DMX
Kill Steve-O





Ruby Dee, Ossie Davis, Rosie Perez

Ugh, can I have a headache for all of these? No? Okay, then...

Sleep with Ossie
Marry Ruby
Kill Rosie


Bette Davis


Ronald Reagan


Geraldine Fitzgerald

Dark Victory
Kill Reagan
Screw Bette Davis
Marry Geraldine Fitzgerald.

Frances Bavier


George Lindsay


Jim Nabors

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"If you can't be funny be interesting."
Harold Ross

Oh my god! lmao

HMMMMMM that's a tough one.

Yes.
Maybe that one should be off limits.
How about this one?

Carrol O'Connor


Jean Stapleton


Sally Struthers

Screw O'Connor
Marry Stapleton
Kill Struthers

William H. Macy


Steve Buscemi


Frances McDormand