More reviews coming soon (with predictions)
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Oceans Eleven - have rented out
Die Hard 4 - going to rent
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007) - going to rent
Jackass : The Movie - going to rent
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Oceans Eleven - have rented out
Die Hard 4 - going to rent
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007) - going to rent
Jackass : The Movie - going to rent
Ocean's Eleven* (one viewing)
PLOT: approximately eleven guys plan to rob casinos in Las Vegas owned by a jerk they don't like.
STORY: I liked when they were actually doing the break ins and stuff, especially the oriental guy who could do flips, but other than that it was too slow paced and nothing happened for too many scenes, just talking. If it was supposed to be funny, I didn't laugh. Also Julia Roberts is ugly, I wish they had cast somebody like Eliza Dushku instead.
ENDING: Horrible. They stare at a fountain while some Beethoven or something plays?!? Very stupid and pointless and not a good resolution. Something should have blown up or there could have been an exciting chase with motorcycles or a Ferrari or something. See the ending for Con Air for the proper way to end a cool Vegas movie.
VISUALS: Las Vegas looked pretty cool sometimes and Clooney and Pitt wear expensive clothing, but this is boring and standard photography and all casinos look the same.
SYNOPSIS: I don't know why TNT has called this a "new classic". It was very average in most parts and too slow with a nothing climax. Bottom line: it's no Spider-Man 3 or Rush Hour 3. You have been warned! I don't think I will ever watch this movie again. Though it could have been worse: Stanley Kubrick could have directed it, then it would have been even more boring and have a much bigger waste of an ending.
*I'm assuming this is the Soderbergh remake
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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra