"Cool Cat Saves the Kids" Review. The Worst "Film" Ever Made... Ever.

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"Cool Cat Saves the Kids" is an Anti-Bullying and Kid's Gun Safety Movie, Written and Directed by "Daddy Derek" Savage. What? You don't know about this Film or "Daddy Derek?" Well you're clearly missing out, because "Cool Cat Saves the Kids" is the worst thing since cancer. It's the first movie I've seen where I feel like physically hurting it, but only to come to realization that It's only celluloid; imagery and sound that I can't deliver a slow painful death to.


"THE PLOT," (If you can even call it that,) revolves around Cool Cat; The COOLEST CAT IN THE WORLD! And and Butch the Bully hates him for being such a Cool Cat! Butch the Bully tries to bully Cool Cat and his friends, because he's jealous he has friends I suppose?.... and because... he's such a Cool Cat? F**k it. Describing this "Film," is a lot more easier dead and buried, then said in a review. To put it blankly, you have to be a special kind of retard to make something like this. It's apparent purpose is to teach kids about bullying, and gun safety. But between the films structure, and the presentation about the message to kids; It's about as incompetent and flawed as you can get. Whenever something is shown that makes a statement for kids to learn from, about 20 to 30 minutes later, something else happens that completely contradicts the message. Speaking of incompetent and flawed; half way through the film, the "Structure" of the film becomes something like Tommy Wiseau meets David Lynch. It's so chopped up and jumbled that It barley resembles a Movie, just a random series of images and sounds that make you frustrated and angry beyond any reasonable measure. Also, the only performance in the ENTIRE Movie that NEARLY reaches "half-way decent," is the Pornstar; who plays a Police Officer. Don't want to get into any more detail, because I want you to feel my pain, my suffering.

For Christ's Sake.





You better be careful. Daddy Derek might take this down if he finds out you're talking s**t about Cool Cat
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Originally Posted by Iroquois
To be fair, you have to have a fairly high IQ to understand MovieForums.com.



You better be careful. Daddy Derek might take this down if he finds out you're talking s**t about Cool Cat



"THAT KID KICKED SAND IN COOL CATS FACE!"



You better be careful. Daddy Derek might take this down if he finds out you're talking s**t about Cool Cat
Hope Daddy Derek gets going on;
'Cool Cat Kills The Cops,' and 'Cool Cat Touches The Children'



You better be careful. Daddy Derek might take this down if he finds out you're talking s**t about Cool Cat
And IHE was relatively positive towards the film.