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Forum: Movie Reviews 3 weeks ago
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Captain Spaulding's Favorite Movies
Posted By Captain Spaulding
https://i.imgur.com/KKvBT6b.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KKvBT6b.jpg
Forum: General Movie Discussion 3 weeks ago
Replies: 641
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By Captain Spaulding
I mention it in that old write-up I posted, and...

I mention it in that old write-up I posted, and it's always gotten under my skin more than the animal killings. However, I think part of the reason people rarely bring it up is because they simply...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 3 weeks ago
Replies: 641
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Cannibal Holocaust is legitimately my favorite...

Cannibal Holocaust is legitimately my favorite horror movie, and a borderline top-10 favorite in general. My write-up when it appeared on the MoFo Top 100 Horror Movies Countdown...
Forum: Movie Reviews 3 weeks ago
Replies: 52
Captain Spaulding's Favorite Movies
Posted By Captain Spaulding
:homealone: Was this the bar? ...

:homealone:

Was this the bar?

https://i.imgur.com/UOuMNgn.jpg

If so, I think we might've met before. :shifty:
Forum: General Movie Discussion 3 weeks ago
Replies: 98
The 75 best looking films ever made
Posted By Captain Spaulding
If you mean Movie Forums, I've been a member for...

If you mean Movie Forums, I've been a member for almost seven years. If you're referring to your attic, I've only been up here for a couple days. I've been trying to keep quiet while rummaging...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 3 weeks ago
Forum: General Movie Discussion 3 weeks ago
Forum: General Movie Discussion 3 weeks ago
Replies: 98
The 75 best looking films ever made
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Elle Driver would likely object to that...

Elle Driver would likely object to that sentiment, if only she could see it.

https://i.imgur.com/WYrtBeF.gif
Forum: General Movie Discussion 3 weeks ago
Replies: 98
The 75 best looking films ever made
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Not a big fan of The Grand Budapest Hotel, or Wes...

Not a big fan of The Grand Budapest Hotel, or Wes Anderson, in general, as his trademark quirk is too dainty for me, but I can't deny that his compositions are quite gorgeous in a confectionery sorta...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 4 weeks ago
Replies: 98
The 75 best looking films ever made
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Re: The 75 best looking films ever made

Too many English-language films. ;)
Forum: General Movie Discussion 4 weeks ago
Replies: 641
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Yes. You'll have to deal with occasional ad...

Yes. You'll have to deal with occasional ad breaks, but typically they're few and far between. Judging by the type of movies I've seen you champion, I think you'll love their selection. It's a haven...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 4 weeks ago
Replies: 641
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By Captain Spaulding
First you Corrie people talk about watching porn...

First you Corrie people talk about watching porn together. Now you're in here openly discussing snuff films? What kind of deviant perverts are you bunch!?!?!



Pretty sure it's on Tubi, or at...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 weeks ago
Replies: 389
A Song For January
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Final Round 1. Led Zeppelin - No Quarter ...

Final Round

1. Led Zeppelin - No Quarter
2. Pink Floyd - Echoes
3. Rattlesnake Milk - Dave Dudley
4. David Bowie - Life on Mars?
5. Hellbound Glory - 'Merica (The Good Ole U.S.A.)
6. Tess...
Forum: Movie Reviews 4 weeks ago
Replies: 52
Captain Spaulding's Favorite Movies
Posted By Captain Spaulding
https://i.imgur.com/eTsbqvB.jpg ...

https://i.imgur.com/eTsbqvB.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/0yyL2Vn.jpg

(Alfred Hitchcock, 1954)
5

Hitchcock once said to fellow filmmaker Francois Truffaut: "I'll bet you that nine out of ten...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 4 weeks ago
Replies: 641
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By Captain Spaulding
When I was a youngster -- like, middle-school age...

When I was a youngster -- like, middle-school age -- my friends and I would watch porn together if any of us happened to stumble across an old VHS tape that a dad or older brother had hidden...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 weeks ago
Replies: 389
A Song For January
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 14 1. Hellbound Glory - 'Merica (The...

Round 14

1. Hellbound Glory - 'Merica (The Good Ole U.S.A.)
2. Brother Dege - Yellabone
3. Aretha Franklin - Amazing Grace
4. Ultravox - Vienna
5. Loudness - Let It Go
6. asian kung-fu...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 4 weeks ago
Replies: 80
If 2001 is your #1 movie, tell me why
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Re: If 2001 is your #1 movie, tell me why

cuz it's got monkeys in it and Ric Flair's entrance music and a bunch of purdy lights
Forum: Movie Reviews 4 weeks ago
Replies: 7,102
The Movie Forums Top 100 of All-Time Refresh: Countdown
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Re: The Movie Forums Top 100 of All-Time Refresh: Countdown

The 25 films I voted for, presented in alphabetical order:

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
https://i.imgur.com/d4Fqxtf.gif

Alien (1979)
https://i.imgur.com/6mIa3fk.gif

The Apartment (1960)...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 4 weeks ago
Replies: 641
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

Like most normal people, I only watch pornography with my parents.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 4 weeks ago
Replies: 641
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Do you even lift, bro? Seriously, though, I...

Do you even lift, bro?

Seriously, though, I think it's extremely unfair to judge the entire MoFo contingent based on a handful of troglodytes. I'd encourage you to venture out of the General Movie...
Forum: Movie Reviews 4 weeks ago
Replies: 7,102
The Movie Forums Top 100 of All-Time Refresh: Countdown
Posted By Captain Spaulding
We have a new Godfather here at Movie Forums: ...

We have a new Godfather here at Movie Forums:

https://i.imgur.com/ffuAMpd.jpg

He'll make you an offer you can't refuse . . . 20% off your next purchase at JCPenney.
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 weeks ago
Replies: 389
A Song For January
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Final nom: Hellbound Glory - 'Merica (The Good...

Final nom:
Hellbound Glory - 'Merica (The Good Ole U.S.A.) (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zLyXKE2JPmg)
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 weeks ago
Replies: 389
A Song For January
Posted By Captain Spaulding
Round 12 1. Guns N' Roses - Coma (Figured...

Round 12

1. Guns N' Roses - Coma
(Figured I should finally take advantage of the 11-minute rule this tournament by nominating one of my favorite and hardest GNR tracks.)
2. The KLF - Justified...
Forum: Movie Reviews 4 weeks ago
Replies: 52
Captain Spaulding's Favorite Movies
Posted By Captain Spaulding
I can't remember any specifics about the 2006...

I can't remember any specifics about the 2006 remake besides Michelle Trachtenberg, but its general putridity still wafts in my memory. I watched the 2019 remake just a few days ago after revisiting...
Forum: Movie Reviews 4 weeks ago
Replies: 7,102
The Movie Forums Top 100 of All-Time Refresh: Countdown
Posted By Captain Spaulding
I thought Pulp Fiction was the only movie that...

I thought Pulp Fiction was the only movie that could possibly de-throne The Godfather. Guess I now have to put my faith in Paul Blart: Mall Cop to pull off the upset.

Obviously Pulp Fiction was...