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Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 hour ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
I was laying in bed last night when the same...

I was laying in bed last night when the same thought suddenly dawned on me(yes these are the kinds of thoughts that keep me up at night)


It definitely feels like the kind of script and dialogue...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 hour ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
No. As I clearly mentioned about three posts up,...

No. As I clearly mentioned about three posts up, I want this conversation to end. I'm not interested in arguments whose soul function seems to be to undermine the value of any film that dares to do...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 hours ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
I'm completely unfamiliar with him, so I guess I...

I'm completely unfamiliar with him, so I guess I was immune to his charms.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 hours ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
I'm not a particularly big fan of communal...

I'm not a particularly big fan of communal experiences. And I usually don't like movies to require them in order to be properly appreciated.


And I'm not saying anyone is saying it's the best...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 5 hours ago
Replies: 3,149
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
At the very least, when it comes to Conjuring or...

At the very least, when it comes to Conjuring or Babydriver or even Malignant, as much as those movies are not for me, if I squint a little, I understand why some people might respond well to that...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
I don't think Dastmalchian was good, but a lot of...

I don't think Dastmalchian was good, but a lot of that very well could have to do with how bad the script was. How unbelievably bad.


But at least you understand that it is worse than the other...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
No. If I won a billion...

No.







If I won a billion dollars, I would invest the majority of it in all sorts of different art projects. Because I have literally no interest in having that kind of money. And I...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 3,149
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
I thought the premise could have either played as...

I thought the premise could have either played as really great satire (which I think this movie at times believes it is doing, except for all of the times it suddenly isn't), or great camp or maybe...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
So we shouldn't criticize things because nothing...

So we shouldn't criticize things because nothing changes?



No. Sometimes things do change, because people do speak about it (things don't just happen in a vaccuum, you know). And even if...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
This is skizzerflakes argument. And when you...

This is skizzerflakes argument. And when you bring up things like Heaven's Gate, that was a key moment where the power began to shift back towards the suits and away from the artists. And I'm...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
Of course it's a business. It's a business even...

Of course it's a business. It's a business even when it's a low budget film being made in any country at all. But I'm not interested in conversations about the art of cinema that keep turning towards...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 3,149
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Is this post how we now know the body snatching...

Is this post how we now know the body snatching has been completed?


#showsNotReallyCaptTerrorthedoor
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
They were basically just Halloween wallpaper...

They were basically just Halloween wallpaper they'd put on the screen whenever cutting between scenes of the show and behind the scenes scenes. And they reminded me of old Halloween cards I used to...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
I have that same disc, but have never watched the...

I have that same disc, but have never watched the sequel. I think there is a part of me that feels it's likely really embarrassingly bad, and might end up casting a light on the original.


As for...
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Americans’ New TV Habit: Subscribe. Watch. Cancel. Repeat.
Posted By crumbsroom
Shudder isn't very good, but every month, I'd say...

Shudder isn't very good, but every month, I'd say maybe two or three things might pop up which just about justify it. Plus, there are some standard classics on there I've seen a million times, and...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: MST3K: Anti-cinema?

Clearly I didn't realize I've been talking with yet another 'movies are a business' poster.


I'm no longer interested in this conversation.


Have a good evening.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: MST3K: Anti-cinema?

Also, as Wyldeside said, Heaven's Gate is a good movie. Which is something your average person will just instinctively roll their eyes at if you say. Because the story is no longer about how too much...
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
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My 2024 Watchlist Obsession!
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: My 2024 Watchlist Obsession!

I really need to rewatch Cleo. It's one of those greats that, while I like, has never affected me like it has so many others. Clearly I'm missing something.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
And why can a big flop take down an entire...

And why can a big flop take down an entire studio? Did Cimino make such a bad movie, an entire business fell apart. Or is it more complicated than that?



No, it matters who was to blame, and...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

The funny thing, is the AI cutaways are the only things I didn't hate in this movie.


And apparently, now that I've learned that it was Michael Ironside doing the narration, I was reminded I...
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 11
Late Night With the Devil
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Late Night With the Devil

Oh, yippee, another place I can talk about how beyond terrible this movie is.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
And I think I was trying to pass as an American...

And I think I was trying to pass as an American by calling it American cheese.


In Canada it's just called junky lunch. Or process cheese, when we are being polite (which we always are, at least...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Predictable is forgivable. Being stupid and...

Predictable is forgivable. Being stupid and terrible and embarrassing, less so.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By crumbsroom
Re: Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom

Is Late Night With the Devil worse than Babydriver?


Once we get to this point in cultural decline, does it even matter anymore? We might as well just keep the plastic wrap on our American cheese...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 155
MST3K: Anti-cinema?
Posted By crumbsroom
I said if this is what we take away from the...

I said if this is what we take away from the Heaven's Gate situation, that the directors are the problem, and not the way the executives were budgeting their films, than you are believing what the...