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Forum: Movie Reviews 3 hours ago
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Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
The Seduction (1982) - Directed by David...

The Seduction (1982) - Directed by David Schmoeller
Genre: Thriller


On another directorial marathon, and this time, it's all about Puppet Master. I plan on seeing a few of those movies and...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 7 hours ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
I kinda disagree. So far, Candy and Bane are my...

I kinda disagree. So far, Candy and Bane are my picks for the two best movies nominated on both HoI's so far.


Btw, I'll be reviewing A Talking Cat soon, but since he also directed one of the...
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 day ago
Replies: 224
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) - Directed by...

The Purple Rose of Cairo (1985) - Directed by Woody Allen
Genres: Rom-Com, Postmodernism, Low Fantasy


Well, time for another Tubi update! Purple Rose of Cairo and the first Bill and Ted are...
Forum: Movie Reviews 2 days ago
Replies: 224
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Puppet Master (1989) - Directed by David...

Puppet Master (1989) - Directed by David Schmoeller
Genres: Supernatural Horror, Dark Fantasy

So, cheesy b-movies! What's the deal with them, right? Are they Hollywood's excuse for not coming...
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 2 days ago
Replies: 19,328
What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?

^


It's official. m_AJ_ik is the worst folk artist in history. A big part of me believes this horrible sound is intentional. His two 2018 albums are both in my current bottom ten of all time,...
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 2 days ago
Replies: 19,328
What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you listening to while you're MoFoin' it?

What in the hell made them tag this as a grunge, punk and metal album?


https://stickinyourear.bandcamp.com/album/the-story-of-a-colourblind-painter


There's NONE of the three in there. It's...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 2 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
"Give the octopus a cute face so we don't scare...

"Give the octopus a cute face so we don't scare the kids."
"What kind of cute face?"
"I dunno, just take something you think is cute and work with it."


Hmmm, PUPPIES!
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What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Gonna see if I can find the crappiest hard rock albums on Earth. I'm a big hard rock fan, grew up with it. I came close yesterday with a German obscurity called Satisfaction Guaranteed by...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 2 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

The Legend of the Titanic

I might as well review it, too. I understand that the Italian company wanted to make the ending less depressing for kids by saying "nobody died," but seriously? ...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 3 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

Honestly, I just judged it by how much it bored me in comparison to the others. Now to clean my brain out, I'm finishing up the night with John Woo's The Killer.
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 3 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

Brendan Schaub: You'd Be Surprised

This guy's just throwing random stuff around without any real sense of delivery. Honestly, I was so bored that this might be worse than my first nom. At least...
Forum: Games and Tabs 3 days ago
Replies: 9
Jokes (dont ruin it)
Posted By KeyserCorleone
What did the headless horseman name his horse? ...

What did the headless horseman name his horse?


Khartoum
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

Candy

I saw the original two-hour cut. This is the single dumbest movie I've ever seen. And that's why it was so funny. The only only who's performance wasn't humorously overdone or humorously...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 4 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhAvCI9Kolw

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhAvCI9Kolw
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 5 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
"Candy... Beautiful name, it has the spirit, the...

"Candy... Beautiful name, it has the spirit, the sound of the Old Testament."

This is gonna be so much fun.
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 5 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

I think that was more of a "shock-value building up to the end" thing more than anything.

Airplane Mode

Like a lot of other comedies, this movie is a pack of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. There's...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 5 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

I did say "some" sense. Really it was the convincing her not to kill herself that did it for me. Other than that, I wasn't a fan of how he could practically mind-read. But I'm glad we're on the...
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 5 days ago
Replies: 6
OK, Why didn't anyone ever tell me about CAN?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: OK, Why didn't anyone ever tell me about CAN?

Can always had a way of making the quirky catchy.
Forum: The Television & Music Forum 5 days ago
Replies: 6
OK, Why didn't anyone ever tell me about CAN?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: OK, Why didn't anyone ever tell me about CAN?

Never knew you were into that kind of music. I've got other wacky krautrock bands for you to try out.


Amon Duul II did the best one IMO: Yeti. You might also wanna check out Embryo and Eloy. ...
Replies: 19,314
What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

I need to balance out the ratings on my album master list by listening to bad bands. This will help me with a list of the worst musical acts ever, so right now I'm on an NX Zero marathon. It isn't...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 6 days ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy

Loqueesha

OK, first, lemme admit that I grew up around a bunch of center-right Christian conservatives who valued African American culture, and one of them taught me about racism and shared my...
Forum: Movie Reviews 1 week ago
Replies: 224
Important: Keyser Corleone's Movie Memoirs
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Hellbreeder (2004) - Directed by James Eaves and...

Hellbreeder (2004) - Directed by James Eaves and Johannes Roberts

In dedication towards the Hall of Infamy, I'm also dedicated to my list of the worst movies I've ever seen. If a director makes a...
Forum: Ongoing Tournaments & Brackets 1 week ago
Replies: 177
The 2nd MoFo Hall of Infamy : Son of Infamy
Posted By KeyserCorleone
The Misty Green Sky So right from the...

The Misty Green Sky


So right from the beginning it's so bad it's funny. It runs on every dystopian trope from the most politically-minded cyberpunk stories and handles it religiously like...
Forum: Upcoming Movies & Sequels 1 week ago
Replies: 76
Avatar 2: The Way of Water
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: Avatar 2: The Way of Water

I may need to watch it again. It's been twelve years, so I'll get around to it before the movie comes out.


I'll be honest, three-hour runtime or not, Cameron had a point when he said he isn't...
Replies: 19,314
What are you doing at this very moment?
Posted By KeyserCorleone
Re: What are you doing at this very moment?

Listening to some bad albums to improve my worst albums ever list. I have an uncanny tolerance for bad music, so the opportunity is clear. Most of these "worst ever" lists will oftentimes have...