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Forum: Movie Reviews 05-01-16
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Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Pain & Gain: rating_4_5



Michael Bay is an underrated director. He has made a few good films. This is one of them....
Forum: Movie Reviews 01-11-16
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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The Good Dinosaur: 2


If Neil Blomkamp or dark ages Ridley Scott made an animated movie, it would be The Good...
Forum: Movie Reviews 12-26-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Inside Out: rating_5


Can we stop crying wolf about the so-called "decline of Pixar?" Pixar is a company,...
Forum: Movie Reviews 12-22-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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War Room: rating_2


Put on your Sunday clothes and bust out some Coney Bombs, it's Kendrick brother time! Despite not being religious...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-26-15
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Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Taken 3: rating_1


Tak3n: The movie so bad it stopped T4ken from being made. I'm not sure if I can think of a...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-21-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
Posted By ursaguy
I try to talk about movies on their own merits,...

I try to talk about movies on their own merits, but yes the elephant in the room is that the source material isn't very good. That said, I still think Catching Fire is an amazing movie and thought...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-21-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 2 3 ...

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 2 3


That is a brutal title to type. The second installment in the third installment in the popular YA Franchise, Mockingjay 2: Electric Boogaloo is the...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-14-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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The Boy Next Door:
Filmmaking Rating-rating_0_5
Entertainment Rating-rating_3_5


I will go on record as saying...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-08-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Forum: Movie Reviews 11-07-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse: 0_5


Well, that was a really impressive failure. It's okay,...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-06-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
Posted By ursaguy
I feel like the perception of it shaped my...

I feel like the perception of it shaped my opinion to an extent. If the general reaction was that it was mediocre (which would be the word I would use to describe it), I might be more willing to say...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-06-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Fifty Shades of Grey: rating_2_5


We as a society are about two months away from watching Fifty Shades of Grey be declared an Academy...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-05-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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I don't know how vampire teeth make sense, but...

I don't know how vampire teeth make sense, but that's what they looked like. That whole scene felt tacked on, which makes sense considering the production history. I would guess Roth's 2013 cut of...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-05-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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I genuinley love Cannibal Holocaust. It would be on my ten favorites list, but I can't support the animal snuff thing. I think your idea of Knock Knock is interesting, but to be blunt I don't care...
Forum: Movie Reviews 11-01-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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The Green Inferno: 2_5 The short version...

The Green Inferno: 2_5


The short version of my thoughts are that The Green Inferno is a great idea for a movie that looks pretty but is held back by an awful script. Of course, being an Eli Roth...
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-26-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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The Final Girls: rating_2


This review isn't fair. I don't know if this movie is good or bad....
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-18-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Knock Knock: -1


This is not such a bad movie that it warrants no stars. It is a bad movie. At best I could rate...
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-14-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Dope: 3_5


Dope is a weird film. I have no idea what it was trying to be, because I think it had no idea what it was trying to be. What we...
Forum: Movie Reviews 10-03-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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The Visit: 4


Oh, M Night Shyamalan. You're like a psychotic ex-girlfriend, or...
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-27-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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The Hunger Games: 2_5


Battle Royale and this aren't much alike. One is not a "rip off" of the other....
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-24-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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I liked the Wind Rises as a swan song, even if I...

I liked the Wind Rises as a swan song, even if I didn't really like it as a movie. Kind of the opposite of this. Yes, the voice acting is bland (in both languages) and the script is all over the...
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-24-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
Posted By ursaguy
Someone has finally decided to get off their lazy...

Someone has finally decided to get off their lazy bum and read my reviews :P The stuff between the Ghibli banner and the film poster as well as the last paragraph is just contextualizing its place in...
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-24-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
Posted By ursaguy
To make a (really) long version short, it's a...

To make a (really) long version short, it's a good movie with flashes of greatness on its own merits but kind of underwhelming as "Studio Ghibli's final film." Not their best work and doesn't have...
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-24-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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When Marnie Was There is realistically the last film that Studio Ghibli will ever put out. Studio Ghibli is by far...
Forum: Movie Reviews 09-23-15
Replies: 99
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
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Minions: 2


I remember talking to other users here about the ideas of watching movies you've already decided to not like. I said that I want to like...

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