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Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-30-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Ach! Eez zees forum all krazy or zomezeenk? Vhy...

Ach! Eez zees forum all krazy or zomezeenk? Vhy you must keep on repeatink zame old nonzense mit no end in sight? I don't know nuttink about Django, but I do know zat I am no vit-less geek mit ze...
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-30-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Zay vas? :confused:

Zay vas? :confused:
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-30-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Und zees eez anozer peecture ov Chreestopher Lee:

Und zees eez anozer peecture ov Chreestopher Lee:
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-30-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Und here eez a picture ov my vavoreet actor,...

Und here eez a picture ov my vavoreet actor, Chreestopher Lee, playink me een ze peecturez ov Hammer. I theenk he deed a gut chob, don't chew?
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-30-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
By ze vay, here eez a portrait of me (Vlad) een...

By ze vay, here eez a portrait of me (Vlad) een my younger dayz, ven I vaz ze Count of Tranzylvania. Ah, zose vere ze dayz, ven I could keel anyvone who dare oppoze my abzolute authority und power!...
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-30-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Vas eez zees? Anozer dumkopf mit obzessionz about...

Vas eez zees? Anozer dumkopf mit obzessionz about ze Django und ze Uzay?

I am growink tired mit zees nonzense!

Be varned! I vill zic my big, black hound dogs on you. Zen you vill be zorry!
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-30-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Vas ees zees? Ven deed I zay I vaz a...

Vas ees zees?

Ven deed I zay I vaz a vampire, dumkopf?

I zaid I vas Vlad, impaler of ze men und zucker of ze vomen!

I kome here to zuck ze vomen und impale ze men!

Zees "vampire"...
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-30-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
I know I am Rumanian, dumkopf! Zat ees vy I zpeak...

I know I am Rumanian, dumkopf! Zat ees vy I zpeak een a Rumanian accent! Eez very zimilar to ze Cherman accent. You read ze book "Dracula"? You vill zee.


Vas eez zees? Imbecile gorilla makes...
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-29-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
The zun is bad for my complexion, dumkopf! ...

The zun is bad for my complexion, dumkopf!

Zat's vy I don't haf a tan!
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-29-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Vas are you zayink? Are you talkink to me? ...

Vas are you zayink? Are you talkink to me?



Vas are you? A prophet? You prophezy my arrival on zees forum?

You false prophet, I zeenk! :D
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-29-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Vas eez zees? Vy you haf peecture of...

Vas eez zees?

Vy you haf peecture of schoolbus and zen you haf peecture of freak mit long hair und bald-headed freak?

You krazy or somezeenk?

I deed not kome here to talk mit ze krazy...
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-29-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Who you talk to? Who eez zees "Uday"? Ze...

Who you talk to? Who eez zees "Uday"?

Ze name eez Vlad, dumkopf!

Mein Gott, eez zees full of imbeciles?

I kome to zuck ze blood, and all I get ees bunch of dumkopf imbeciles!

You zpeak...
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-29-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
I suck and suck and zen I suck zome more! I...

I suck and suck and zen I suck zome more!

I love to suck!

But, to be honest . . .

YODA SUCKS!!!

Heh, heh, heh! :D
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-29-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Vas is zis Django? Who are you, upstart? ...

Vas is zis Django?

Who are you, upstart?

I vill suck your blood!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :laugh:
Forum: Birthdays and Introductions 04-29-03
Replies: 75
Vlad takes no prisoners!
Posted By Vlad
Vlad takes no prisoners!

I haf arrived to wreak ze havoc on zees mezzage board!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :devil: :laugh: