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Forum: General Movie Discussion 11-03-22
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
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The Woman King is a lackluster epic that's more interested in rewriting history than entertaining. I could bear it for less than an hour.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 04-26-22
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Roland Emmerich has never done great movies, but Moonfall is abysmal even by his standards. It's like an Asylum film, but with better production values. Watched about half.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 01-23-22
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

The Scary of Sixty-First (2021)
About 26 minutes was enough of this crap. Awful acting, nothing even mildly interesting happening, and it just looks ugly (terrible digital look + overdone grain...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 05-04-21
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
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Hellstone (2017)
Germany and horror seem to be a bad match. This was even worse than Ittenbach. I watched less than 30 minutes, and it felt like the intro was the only scripted part while the rest...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 04-16-21
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

I tried to rewatch The Lost Boys (last seen when it was new, and I don't think I liked it even then). I think I watched about half and didn't see any reason to go on. It's the 80s alright, but it's...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 04-04-21
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
That looks like a movie I couldn't even start.

That looks like a movie I couldn't even start.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-07-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

The Last Movie (1971)
I just couldn't get anything out of it so I bailed after 40 minutes or so.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 10-07-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Harjunpää & pahan pappi (2010)
A Finnish noir (or something). Despite being a Finn, I'm just not compatible with Finnish movies. In less than 40 minutes I came to the conclusion that this one looks...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 08-25-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Enemy Lines (2020)

Terribly dull and cheap looking WW2 movie. Extra barf for the most generic, bland and amateurish soundtrack. Gave up after 35 minutes.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 05-27-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
I've always assumed that Mad Max happens...

I've always assumed that Mad Max happens somewhere between the (then) present and post-apocalypse (what I mean is the apocalyptic events are still recent enough that the whole society hasn't crumbled...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 05-13-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
I'm more shocked about 3 for a film he(?)...

I'm more shocked about 3 for a film he(?) couldn't finish.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 05-09-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Brutti, sporchi e cattivi (1976) seemed like a decent tragicomedy. I tried to watch it from our public TV's streaming service but after 40 minutes or so the subtitles vanished (and after some...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 04-13-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

The Dunwich Horror (2009) manifests a complete lack of skill and vision. Despite Combs and Lovecraft, I couldn't bear this more than 35 minutes.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 03-28-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

El silencio de la ciudad blanca (2019) aka Twin Murders: The Silence of the White City is quite weak film about police chasing a serial killer in Spain. I've definitely finished much worse movies...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 03-24-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

The Orchard (2020) (aka Hunter's Moon) is a carbage grade werewolf film with a pathetic twist (if you can call it a twist with the way the film rubs it in your face from the beginning). I watched...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 03-12-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

The Grudge (2020) was such a pointless remake (the question "Why?" really fits in here). The first 30 minutes feels like a badly made TV-movie that tries to copy Ari Aster with bad results (and I...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 03-06-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Diário de um Exorcista - Zero (2016) and The Necromancer (2018). Both are amateurish and terribly boring horror films lacking both talent and vision. Latter of these also made me scratch the...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 01-24-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

The Basement (2017)

Among the worst horror films, I've tried to watch lately. Script (especially dialogue) is horrendous, wooden acting amplifies the effect and based on the looks even the...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 01-10-20
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Gehenna: Where Death Lives (2016)

A cliched B-horror with terrible dialog and weak acting. I've probably finished many worse films but didn't feel like it today.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 12-03-19
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Realms (2017)

Being a horror fan isn't enough to like carbage like this.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 11-19-19
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
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Cherry Tree (2015)

Apparently a horror film with witches and stuff. Terrible acting and writing from the start. It also looked incredibly ugly. I didn't want to piss off myself and turned it off...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 09-24-19
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Watched about half of the Deadwood movie and couldn't figure a single reason why it was made. I wonder if David Milch still thinks this was better option than the six episode final season HBO...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 08-09-19
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Brightburn. Felt like they had just the concept when they started filming but didn't know what to do with it. It bored me to death in 30 minutes.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 07-25-19
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Iron Sky: The Coming Race. Didn't like the first film and this sequel felt, if possible, even worse so didn't want to waste my time more than 15 minutes or so. If it was written by 12-year-olds I'd...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 03-07-19
Replies: 2,760
Movies you couldn't even finish.
Posted By pahaK
Re: Movies you couldn't even finish.

Aquaman. I was under impression that this was supposed to be funny. Well, it wasn't and certainly wasn't anything else positive either.

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