Who Would Play You?
 

OK, let's say you've written your life story, or your life up until now, and a big Hollywood studio has decided it would make a great movie!
The only thing left to do is cast the actor that's going to play you. Of course you have some suggestions, but for some reason that actor is either not interested or unavailable. So they cast a lesser known actor.

The question is; who would be your first choice as to who plays you in your bio-pic? And who do you think would end up playing you if that actor/actress were unavailable?

Me?

I would say Ben Affleck would be my first choice. But, it would probably go to Lou-Diamond Phillips! :modest: :suspicious: :)

Easy.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Jack Black. Probably.

I'm no good at these things. Any other suggestions?

Jude Law

John Cusack would be my choice, but they would probably cast...

Chris Penn.

John Goodman :D

for me i have no real idea, Christopher Lambert (or Jackie) would be my first CHOICE but as for playing me realistically, probably some b-grade loser.

John Goodman?!

either i spelt that wrong OR your shocked, well he is a funny guy, if you take away a couple of kilo's you would look like him, only difference is he doesnt have the moral standard of Hitler :D

Not the right age of course, but from SB's photos I'd say he's much closer to Daniel Roebuck. Roebuck was one of the supporting Marshal's in The Fugitive (1993) and U.S. Marshals (1998) - you know, the guy who isn't Joe Pantoliano. He was also a co-star on "Nash Bridges" and "Matlock", plus he donned a phoney chin to play Jay Leno in the made-for-cable saga of Letterman vs. Leno for the "Tonight Show" gig in "The Late Shift" (1996). If you want to see him younger, check out River's Edge (1986), Project X (1997) and Dudes (1987).

:yup:

Who Would Play You?
 

I think the best person to play me is me.

But, if they wouldn't choose me, I'd like Rupert Grint (Harry Potter & The Sorcerers Stone: Ron Weasley) to play me.
All he needs to do is put on a few pounds & do an Australian accent (NOT OVER THE TOP LIKE STEVE IRWIN!!!!!)

I'm going to have to go with SB on this one and say Jack Black for myself...

Although for SB, i'm actually going to have to recommend this teenager on a crappy Australian soap called "Home and Away"... He plays a bible bashing high school student... If only I could think of the name... I'll post a picture when I can find one...

If there are any Aussies on here who can help me, then please do!

Seth Green to play me....without a doubt.
Kinda looks like me, what with the whole freckle thing and strange hair colours.
Plus he rules on so many levels :D

I don`t know...whoever`s a cross breed between Matt Damon & Dolph Lundgren.:confused:

Take a gander (it`s about time I posted a pic anyway) Here! , for any :idea: `s.
Just ignore the Black puffy eye. ;)

I would have to be played by Kevin Smith, because we look so similar, but I'd probably end up with Jack Black from Orange County.....:D (I do not, however, run around in only my drawers or take massive amounts of drugs.):laugh:

LordSlaytan’s avatar ;)

I really have no real idea who should/could/would play me!! i know who i want to be, but not who i want to be me, i am not a big casting man, thats what those agencies are for!

You likie??? Me likie too...:D

Not that it's all that interesting, but a friend of mine re-iterated my similarity to Joseph Gordon-Levitt again today. I decided to take it as a compliment.

As you should Yoda, he's a cutie. :yup:

First choice would be the country singer Pam Tillis, and give her acting lessons. I've been told, and my husband agrees, that I look like her.

Second choice, if that wasn't do'able, would be Diane Lane. I was going to write why, but my words became very....well... wordy so I'l leave it at this. ^^;;;

I think either the girl from Spy-Kids (Did you know she's a natural blonde?!?!), or Winoa Ryder.

Move over Frida, there's a new autobiographical movie coming your way.....

JASON

starring Ewan McGregor!

lol Dolly Parton.
:yup:

Ooooooohhhhhhh..... a woman with big airbags!

eh-huhuhuhuha.
yea.. thats ALMOST funny.
:p

You're right. Everyone makes jokes about Dolly's big jollies.

Let's see.... how about Dolly Parton's big hair?

Oooooooooooooooohhhhhh....... a woman with big ...... hair ..... I dunno. It's 3:30 in the morning. Why should I be making Dolly Parton jokes?

Actually Dolly Parton answers both questions for FF (Who would play you/end up playing you?)

How about you Jason, who would end up playing you if the talented and busy Mr. McGregor were unavailable?

Ewan McGregor would never be busy enough to play me.

Mine
 

:frustrated:
Samuel Jackson (even though i'm not black, i'd like him to play me.)

Tom Hanks

Robin Williams

Tom Cruise

Russel Crow

Mel Gibson


^
all of my favorite actors

Yoda:
http://www.ericlloyd.com/graphics/candid/elcandid03.jpg

If he were older and had a goatee...

I saw Santa Clause 2 and when this kid walked on I thought "Yoda"

OMG!!!!!! He looks just like Chris looked as a kid, only a little chubbier!! :laugh: How freakin' hillarious is that?!?!

Angelina Jolie........

I can see you haven't yet been introduced to this fella: :modest:

;)

My girlfriend says I look like an actor called Charlie Hunnam or Hunnman or something (don't even know who he is). So I guess it would be him who would have the honour of depicting I, your King, on the big screen. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Toose...why did you take your picture away? I wanted another look at it. I was originally going to say Johnny Depp....but he just seems a little to intense. If Tom Hanks were a little younger I would say him...because of his funny and serious side. :yup:

Oh ok... Haven't seen. Is he a hunk?? :D :D :D :D

It was a 'limited time only' affair. :D

I saw it! I saw it! :D

Charlie Hunnam:

:laugh: Well, I don't know what drug my girlfriend's on but... I guess she sees me in all blonde guys.

By the way.... I SAW YOUR PIC TOO!!! :D Actually, I think I've seen it before...

Someone once said that the perfect person to play me wouldbe Brad Pitt, I look kinda like him, and have the same sort of attitude (attitude from Fight Club) :)

Adam

It's funny nobody has said Bobcat Goldwaith or Phillip Seymore Hoffman. We're all Brad Pitts and babes. ;)

Ooooooh. I'll be Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah!

Phillip Seymour Hoffman can play me any day! He's one of my favourites and I would be honoured. I will play HIM if they ask me to.... :cool:

Or Whoopie Goldberg or Britney Spears or Ryan Stiles! :laugh: I stand by my post about the girl from Spy Kids and Winona Ryder! :yup: ;)

BTW; my hair would roughly resemble Elijah Wood's (only more orderly). We've both got some damn thick cranial fur. Mine's generally a darker brown, however.

Ive found the PERFECT casting for Silver Bullet, Colin Lano, im not sure if you Americans have heard of this comedian but lets just say he uses Matts big vocabulary, is sarcastic as they come, is extremely mean to his friend (Frank) and he is the one without the hat (i hope i have the right picture) but yes my recommendation, for this guy wouldnt even need to meet SB to play him perfectly.

i think prolly dolph lundgren

who? :confused: whose that? what movies has he been in?

Are you serious, man?
I unfortunately resemble Keanu Reeves but have the disposition of Gary Cooper.

im serious man, name some movies, names im not so good with at this hour, but movies im still on the ball so anwser the question without delay man.

You mean you've never heard of Dolph?
Mostly b-grade stuff like He-Man and - correct me if I'm wrong - Red Scorpion.

name rings a bell but nothing specific is in mind sorry

I think this thread expresses too much ego and I will therefore not be a part of it. (apart from this)

You make me laugh, silly baby. :laugh:

Pass the salt. Let it ease my wounds.

emilio estevez, i'm sure they could get him, he doesn't do **** now adays.

Most famous for his role in Rocky IV, he was the big azzed russian.

I was only poking at your avatar. Your post still cracks me up though. :laugh:

My face amuses you ?

I am shocked.

Heeey, Dolph Lundgren!!! He's swedish!!! Who looks like Dolph?? You know he trained the american olympic karate team, right? Yeeeah, good old Dolph! He actually considered changing his name from Dolph Lundgren to Dolph Lancaster. :laugh: Or maybe it's just a rumour, I don't know. :D Heck, let's agree it's true!!

Me too!

HA! You're avatar proves that alright.

Oh well. I would like to point out at this point that I am shocked. Shocked constantly. I hate everything. Nothing pleases.

The intensity of my gaping eyes may prove this but it's what's inside that counts. The inside that torments.

I hate Harry Potter.

Well some ppl have told me that i look like young pictures of leonardo Dicaprio. but i cant see it

http://www.dicaprio.com/photos_and_m...ages/leo08.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/hondo333/Reece.jpg

But id want my Idol James Dean To play Me


http://www.jamesdean.com/photo/schat...s/jdrs19d2.jpg

I had someone saying after seeing Confidence at my theater that I look like Andy Garcia.

Hmmm who would play me.....
 

I'd love Drew Barrymore to play me as I've always wanted to be her so she could be me for a change! ha! :yup:
But If she wasnt available I wouldn't mind.....Kathy Najimy , Christina Ricci
or...Janeane Garofalo :yup: :yup:

But If I couldn't choose i'd probly end up getting someone like Roseanne! :( :rolleyes:


Piggle :dizzy:
x x x x

These days, I look staggeringly like Jesse Bradford (he's, uh, the one on the right):

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertai...ges/jesse2.JPG

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya...d/heights2.jpg

George Clooney would play me

Take yer pick between Jimmy Nesbitt or Bob Hoskins. If only Richard Harris were still alive. ;)

Nora Batty or Kathy Bates.....

My choices include:

Richard E. Grant

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/grap...btgrant124.jpg

Johnny Depp (as Raoul Duke of course)

http://stuff.aeumel.com/raoul_duke.jpg

Bill Nighy

http://www.filmstew.com/Users/PhotoF.../BillNighy.jpg

Ryan Gosling. Interestingly enough, he's my age and he resembles me in a way. A great actor too. So it's win/win.

This is the only person who could play how i feel in the inside. :yup:

http://www.kozmikhoroscopes.com/munroe.jpg

The person to play me as I am on the outside. :yup:

http://www.personal.psu.edu/staff/m/...leenTurner.jpg

Well, thats what i would wish ;D

Alot of people say I resemble Courtney Cox-Arquette. So maybe her

I've been mulling this over for a few days, and the best I can come up with is Paul Rudd:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...dd_150x207.jpg

I'd have to say....

Ron Livingston
http://www.wchstv.com/abc/thepractice/ronlivingston.jpg

The way he looks in all his roles really gets close to how I look in life. Comatose

Since all my friends say I look a lot like the son of Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds Robbie(Justin Chatwin). I guess I will agree and say he would play me.

http://as.wn.com/i/7c/fe623b36a1c399.jpg

He'd play me.

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Denzel Washington- Even though I am a short white kid; but we both have black hair so :p

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Tobey Maguire

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They are both slightly too young, but as long as they're in their bearded mode, Russell Crowe or Philip Seymour Hoffman.

http://www.usaweekend.com/02_issues/...s/russell1.jpghttp://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b3...0/91eeb8b4.jpg

Back in the (G)olden days, Sebastian Cabot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lR6Yh8W9XQ

(I'm Matson.) My rating for The Family Jewels:

I was looking for a video of Sebastian doing Dylan's "It Ain't Me Babe", but I couldn't find it. Rassafrassa.

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I would like it to be Hilary Swank...

http://msnbcmedia3.msn.com/j/msnbc/C...vmed.widec.jpg

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http://t1.images.live.com/images/thu...cfa422f774fb63

I hear she can't act, but that's OK. Neither can I!

Oh, and she'd have to eat some . . . cause damn!

Re: Who Would Play You?
 

Groucho Marks. Or Orson Welles. Or Percy Kilbride, depending on what aspect of my life they emphasize. Maybe they could all play me at different times in my life.

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It prob would be somewhere between shia le beouf or gollum

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Frances McDormand on a good day

Kathy Bates on a bad

:D

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Reese Witherspoon. They say I favor her.

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Sandra Bullock or Meg Ryan will do..:D

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Danny DeVito!!!!!!!!

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If we were going to be realistic, I'd nominate Tom Felton (best known as Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter movies).

http://scribbulus.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/tom.jpg

Put a Beatles haircut on him and there you have it.

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He does look a lot like you, or you him!

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Peter Billingsley

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...33db79e04c.jpg

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...87/1481491.jpg

Re: Who Would Play You?
 

In terms of personality Hugh Laurie,
in terms of looks I'd go for Elmo

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Oh Please ;) I have seen pictures of you :yup: Brad Pitt could play you :yup:

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Well, now that Rodney's gone, how about, Rip Taylor, or Rip Torn?

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maybe in a black and white silent movie minus the white part. Besides Elmo is cute!

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First person I thought about to play you was:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...Hugh_Dancy.jpg

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ooo Naisy must be a looker!