Seed of Chucky [Archive]

OG-

11-13-04, 02:48 AM

Kay well, I have to apologize for my criticizing your review, thankyoucomeagain. I understand why you didn't have more to say. I'm just gonna repost what I wrote somewhere else:

I just got back from Seed of Chucky and I feel I have to write a retraction of everything I've ever said about horror movies. I completely understand why people hate them and I don't blame them one bit. That movie was a complete piece of ****. I wasn't expecting it to be good, just milldly entertaing. Not at all. It didn't have a single positive thing about it. It was a complete vacuum of enjoyment that actually managed to suck in the enjoyment I've gotten from every single other horror movie I've seen in my life.

Talking about horror movies being popcorn and how every once and a while you get a burnt one, but it's okay because the bag has plenty of other good kernels in it. Yah, well someone just played the meanest joke in the world on me. I reached into the bag without looking and literally grabbed a turd and shoved it down my throat and now I cannot get the taste of **** out of my mouth. ****ing piece of ****!

MyRobotSuit

11-13-04, 04:17 AM

So, any good?

Charismasloverno5

11-13-04, 07:01 AM

i take it not.

OG-

11-13-04, 05:17 PM

John Waters was the only remotely salvageable thing in the movie, but even his charismatic presence wasn't enough to muster anything close to a smile after the movie ended.

Charismasloverno5

11-13-04, 06:09 PM

how does chucky come back this time? a dog piss on his doll body?

starrdarcy

11-13-04, 07:08 PM

i'm dissapointed in holywood these days...

Autumn2099

11-13-04, 08:52 PM

I myself never really like the franchise, it was always pretty dumb to me seeing a 2ft tall doll run around chasing people and the people actually being scared of the thing. I guess you could reference this to David vs. Goliath us being Goliath and Chucky being David (kinda ironic in a way). I hope no one i know will ever run away from a "killer" doll so ferocious he is. That is my opinion.

r3port3r66

11-13-04, 09:01 PM

I think the first movie was scary not because the doll was running around killing people, but that there was a child involved. Now it just seems silly because it has become a parody of slasher films.

OG-

11-13-04, 09:59 PM

The Chucky franchise evolved into satires on the genre that birthed them...and now they're satires on those satires. It hurts my head to think about Seed of Chucky and that comes from someone who defends horror movies regardless of how incredibly bad they are...This movie was a complete kick in the face.

AboveTheClouds

11-13-04, 10:57 PM

I laughed, I thought it was funny.. not $13 funny but funny.

OG-

11-13-04, 11:21 PM

$13 dollar movie ticket...ouch...

AboveTheClouds

11-13-04, 11:22 PM

My local theater is a price Nazi

Monkeypunch

11-13-04, 11:27 PM

I dunno, I thought it was stupid/funny. Any movie that references Ed Wood movies is okay with me. LOL

The Taxi Driver

11-14-04, 01:11 AM

i knew this movie was going to be complete crap when i first heard of it. then when i found out that Redman was in it then i knew it was going down to one of the worst films of the year. i never liked chucky movies i also agree about how its dumb how everyone is really scared from a 2 ft doll. its really kind of pathetic.

Nitzer

11-14-04, 01:53 AM

$13 dollar movie ticket...ouch...

How could it be any lower than 10? My closes Cineplex charges $10.50 a ticket.

OG-

11-14-04, 02:08 AM

6 dollars for a night time for me....

Yay for student discounts and cheap Floridians! Back in VA the highest I ever paid was 8.75. Maybe 10 or 11 in D.C, can't remember those prices.

starrdarcy

11-14-04, 03:32 AM

the first one is ok, but the last one was way to much

Autumn2099

11-16-04, 12:00 AM

Hey everyone i posted earlier on the franchise of Chucky and how i thought it was a really bad series, well i just got back from watching Seed of Chucky (only because i love movies and i have to watch all movies that come out). But going in to the movie not expecting much (and i got in for free) I feel like the movie wasn't that bad kinda entertaining but really perverted. I was kinda sickened by seeing the plastic boobs but oh well besides that an entertaining movie. Maybe i liked it because it was free but i would have paid maybe 6 bucks for it or 4 but no way would i pay 13 bucks for that movie.

thankyoucomeagain

11-18-04, 09:31 PM

Like i said this is bad and everybody agrees with me
10 bucks says they make another

Charismasloverno5

11-19-04, 12:03 PM

Of course they'll make another, It's a 'horror' franchise, they all have top make 20 sequels until their not noticed anymore then slip out of existence.

Sexy Celebrity

04-11-05, 07:57 PM

I laughed and I laughed and I laughed some more. Hilarious. I really hate Chucky though. Not the character, the actor - I've met Brad Dourif at a movie convention. Sure, I cheated him out of $10 because I thought all of his photos were $10, but noooo... color photos of him were $20. So after he signed it, I handed him $10, the last of my cash, and he wanted another 10. I read the sign wrong. He turned his head away from me and said "Ah, keep it..." in a pissed off, I hate you voice. It was very upsetting to me. He didn't let me go get another $10 out of the ATM machine (using my friend's card - I was broke ass back then). He made me feel like a peasant girl - CHUCKY! I know I stole in a way, but dude is rich, and he got his $10 back from me when I saw this film!

Chucky wants your money people... Seed is hilarious (though, kinda bad in the story department - getting Jennifer Tilly pregnant is the whole point?) but Chucky just wants your money!

dillskies88

04-11-05, 08:19 PM

Haha you guys wasted 10 bux on seeing this. Watch the previews my friends, Then you can decifer that its a big piece of ****.

Sexy Celebrity

04-11-05, 08:21 PM

Haha you guys wasted 10 bux on seeing this. Watch the previews my friends, Then you can decifer that its a big piece of ****.
I don't care, I think it's really funny. I plan on buying the DVD when it comes out... tomorrow!

ash_is_the_gal

04-13-05, 12:27 AM

I don't care, I think it's really funny. I plan on buying the DVD when it comes out... tomorrow!

actually, they postponed this one until June at the last minute. i couldnt have cared less, but i think they put Hotel Rwanda in its place. Hotel Rwanda wasn't supposed to come out until next week and they moved it up. i have no idea why.

OG-

04-13-05, 01:14 AM

Jason, say it ain't so!

I truly, deeply, passionately believe Seed of Chucky is the worst movie I have ever seen. As a horror devotee I wade through alot of crap and put up with unsatisfactory entries all the time, but this movie was the first movie I've ever seen that actually made me hate myself.

Anonymous Last

04-13-05, 01:58 AM

OG-

04-13-05, 03:50 AM

YEAH...but J. Tilly is in there somewhere.

Man, even her omnipresent and wonderful clevage couldn't save a single frame of that movie. Nor could John Waters. The whole thing was as absolute and utter ****. I was embarassed to be in the theater, left hating myself AND was given a migrane to boot.

So much hate.

Anonymous Last

04-13-05, 10:50 AM

Man, even her omnipresent and wonderful clevage couldn't save a single frame of that movie. Nor could John Waters. The whole thing was as absolute and utter ****. I was embarassed to be in the theater, left hating myself AND was given a migrane to boot.

So much hate.I have not yet seen this flick so I would love to make another comment after I do. But it sounds like you had a good time at the theater.

C' mon Pete! You know that you don't go to the theater to see a Chucky movie and expect it to be good. It's a horror flick with a midget doll complete with an attitude and a mouth worst than mine...that runs around killing people and humping another twisted doll. You go there to say what a bunch of crap, laugh a little and then say what a bunch of crap! Just like pitting Jason against Freddy...crap but funny as hell to watch. The tag line was, Get a Load of Chucky or summat? That's almost too clever for Hollywierd!

Maybe when I see it I'll say...damn that Peter bastard! He was right...frickickin' "O" gets a square! I do have a migrane and I hate myself. But Jennifer Tilly was in there somewhere!

Blister

04-13-05, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted By Anonymous Last
I have not yet seen this flick so I would love to make another comment after I do. But it sounds like you had a good time at the theater.

C' mon Pete! You know that you don't go to the theater to see a Chucky movie and expect it to be good. It's a horror flick with a midget doll complete with an attitude and a mouth worst than mine...that runs around killing people and humping another twisted doll. You go there to say what a bunch of crap, laugh a little and then say what a bunch of crap! Just like pitting Jason against Freddy...crap but funny as hell to watch. The tag line was, Get a Load of Chucky or summat? That's almost too clever Hollywierd!

Maybe when I see it I'll say...damn that Peter bastard! He was right...frickickin' "O" gets a square! I do have a migrane and I hate myself. But Jennifer Tilly was in there somewhere!

So true, So true

OG-

04-13-05, 01:53 PM

C' mon Pete! You know that you don't go to the theater to see a Chucky movie and expect it to be good. It's a horror flick with a midget doll complete with an attitude and a mouth worst than mine...that runs around killing people and humping another twisted doll. You go there to say what a bunch of crap, laugh a little and then say what a bunch of crap! Just like pitting Jason against Freddy...crap but funny as hell to watch. The tag line was, Get a Load of Chucky or summat? That's almost too clever for Hollywierd!

Oh that's exactly what I was expecting. I'm not expecting performances that will make me weep at their beauty and dialogue that will make my heart ache, I knew full well what the film had in store. Hell, one big pushing factor for me seeing in theaters was because Chucky masturbates looking at an issue of Fangoria. What's better than seeing an evil doll masturbate to the greatest horror magazine ever? Little did I know the entire movie would shoot a load right into my eye.

Anonymous Last

04-13-05, 02:04 PM

Chucky masturbates looking at an issue of Fangoria. What's better than seeing an evil doll masturbate to the greatest horror magazine ever?
I think that's one of the coolest things that I have heard today!

OG-

04-13-05, 02:23 PM

I think that's one of the coolest things that I have heard today!

Haha, I thought so too when I first read about it in Fangoria, but don't get your hopes up, the scene misses it's mark entirely. :(

Anonymous Last

04-13-05, 02:30 PM

Haha, I thought so too when I first read about it in Fangoria, but don't get your hopes up, the scene misses it's mark entirely. :(
Really!? Blow to the head... a blow to the head!

nash667

04-17-05, 03:39 AM

How could it be any lower than 10? My closes Cineplex charges $10.50 a ticket.
I thought paying 8.50 was bad, but where I live I guess it isn't that horrible.

linespalsy

04-17-05, 12:21 PM

It was a complete vacuum of enjoyment that actually managed to suck in the enjoyment I've gotten from every single other horror movie I've seen in my life.

Same thing happened to me with I Spit on Your Grave. Before that I was watching a horror movie almost every night. After that I think it was a couple years before I had any actual desire to try another one.

jrs

04-17-05, 03:53 PM

How could it be any lower than 10? My closes Cineplex charges $10.50 a ticket.

Geez! Is that evening? :eek:

Cinemark charges (not that I pay cause I get in free) $6.00 matinees ($5.00 early bird special for first showing of the day Mon-Thurs) and $7.00 evenings, with $6.00 for students and senior citizens.

These prices like $10.50 - even $13.00......ouch is right.