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cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 07:45 PM
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Good evening everyone. I am your host, Cat Sidhe, a name that's nothing but a clever way to get a lazily pronounced expletive across the MoFo censor board.
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Welcome to Mofo's very first Would I Lie To You? A game show based on telling the truth from a bald faced lie. Before I launch into the rules for the first round, I'd like to take a moment to welcome the teams, and allow them to introduce themselves.
In the hot seat tonight, Carol Channings Boobs!
CiCi
CosmicRunaway
rauldc14
Sexy Celebrity
And in the peanut gallery tonight:
Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
TheUsualSuspect
Yam12
cricket
Camo
The Dreadful DRat Pack
HashtagBrownies
CaptainT
The Rodent
Citizen Rules
rauldc14
10-10-17, 07:45 PM
Gonna have to wait until my commentary is over.
Gonna have to wait until my commentary is over.
I'll probably only be able to stick around for SC and CiCi's then if they're first.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 07:47 PM
Gonna have to wait until my commentary is over.
We're just getting started. Introductions need to be made and team names finally decided. This is the no pressure game, apart from pulling one over on your friends. ;)
What exactly does "Cat Sidhe" mean?
Sidhe are Irish earthen mounds, which in Irish folklore and mythology are believed to be the home of the Aos Sí (the people of the mounds).
That's what i guessed it meant anyway once we spoke about Ireland a month or so back.
What exactly does "Cat Sidhe" mean?
I didn't put any thought into this until she mentioned she used it to get around this place' censors
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 07:54 PM
What exactly does "Cat Sidhe" mean?
It's a fae cat that steals souls. ;)
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 07:57 PM
I didn't put any thought into this until she mentioned she used it to get around this place' censors
Well of course, that was the first
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cat_sidhe
This post has the name the other team seemed to agree on if you're looking for it - https://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?p=1798002#post1798002
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:05 PM
Our team looking ready for action:
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Saving the sexiest for last, thanks to the sight of hag on the right:
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How on earth is Cosmics more weird than CiCi's? :laugh:
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:06 PM
CiCi appears a little stunned. Maybe needs a drink. I know I do.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:07 PM
How on earth is Cosmics more weird than CiCi's? :laugh:
You're welcome!
Am I going first? Or is it CiCi or Raul?
Has to be one of you two. Raul is doing a commentary with Swan.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:10 PM
It's up to whether you or raul woud like to go. If raul says yes, then he gets his thing to copy and paste right now.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 08:10 PM
I'm in a commentary for another 40 mins Cat.
Think it's just me and maybe Yam :laugh:
Rodent has been online but i don't think he's playing.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:11 PM
And there you have it. That's right, he said he was doing a commentary. I was busy with Sexy's face and forgot.
cricket
10-10-17, 08:11 PM
Don't know what I'm doing but I'm here
cricket
10-10-17, 08:12 PM
And there you have it. That's right, he said he was doing a commentary. I was busy with Cricket's face and forgot.
:leo:
Well three of my team is here, Suspect could be lurking about too.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:12 PM
Don't know what I'm doing but I'm here
You get to ask questions about whetever you hear from Sexy Celebrity.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:13 PM
Alright - what am I supposed to do again?
Copy and paste what I gave you. Exactly as it is, as your own post. Then you answer questions about it. Best of luck!
cricket
10-10-17, 08:15 PM
And we have to figure out if it's his truth or a big fat lie?
And we have to figure out if it's his truth or a big fat lie?
Yeah basically
rauldc14
10-10-17, 08:15 PM
Well three of my team is here, Suspect could be lurking about too.
What is it about this lurking around here?
And we have to figure out if it's his truth or a big fat lie?
Yeah. You are with me, Suspect and Yam so we decide together. I'm the Captain which means i can overrule you guys. But i won't do that haha.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:17 PM
Should I just say my thing, then and start?
You have something now!
cricket
10-10-17, 08:17 PM
I can already tell he's lying
Yeah. You are with me, Suspect and Yam so we decide together. I'm the Captain which means i can overrule you guys. But i won't do that haha.
If you do overrule us we have every right to overthrow you
If you do overrule us we have every right to overthrow you
Not how it works sucker.
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 08:19 PM
I'm here....am I the only one from my team:rolleyes:
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:19 PM
What happens now is, you all get to ask him as many questions as you want. Have a relaxed chat about whatever it is. When you're satisfied, you discuss it shortly and then when you're ready I'll ask the captain to tell me what their team is going with. If it's evenly split, the captain has to make the decision and deal with the bitching after from the team. hahah!
After you tell me what it is, I'll ask Sexy to show a pic or something that says TRUE or LIE.
I'm here....am I the only one from my team:rolleyes:
Rodent is online but i don't think he's playing.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:20 PM
If you do overrule us we have every right to overthrow you
No, no, this is not a mutinous setup. Good heavens! *faints*
rauldc14
10-10-17, 08:21 PM
Rodent is online but i don't think he's playing.
He signed up.
No, no, this is not a mutinous setup. Good heavens! *faints*
So what happens if Camo goes against our decisions, surely thats not a democratic process
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:21 PM
I'm here....am I the only one from my team:rolleyes:
Then just hope the other team asks really good questions to add to your own suspicions! :lol:
The Rodent if you're in we are playing now.
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 08:22 PM
Rodent is online but i don't think he's playing. Oh rats, err I mean rodent!...Can we have another team member please?
Oh rats, err I mean rodent!...Can we have another team member please?
Cat said proxy members are fine so if someone is online that's willing to help you then that would be fine i guess.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:24 PM
Oh rats, err I mean rodent!...Can we have another team member please?
you may be one man down until I find someone. I'll send some feelers out. ;)
cricket
10-10-17, 08:25 PM
Oh rats, err I mean rodent!...Can we have another team member please?
See if you can get GulfportDoc
cricket
10-10-17, 08:26 PM
Steve Freeling used to give polygraphs for the NYPD
cricket
10-10-17, 08:27 PM
Okay, here it is, everybody....... can't believe I'm admitting this:
I have a man in my life that I see every now and then for sex.
His name is Paul (not his real name, I'm sorry, but I don't wanna reveal his real name), he's 68 years old, he's missing a bunch of teeth, he stinks like crazy but I love it, and he's a big hillbilly.
Sometimes I dress up in girlie clothes for him.
Where do you meet Paul?
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:28 PM
A hillbilly you say? Teeth missing???
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 08:29 PM
Is he a top or bottom?
I defo see Sexy as a kinky power bottom
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 08:30 PM
SC do you wear pumps or sling backs?
Why would you bring this filth to a nice christian forum like MoFo?
cricket
10-10-17, 08:32 PM
Does he have a space large enough between his teeth?
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 08:32 PM
Do you wear protection?
cricket
10-10-17, 08:34 PM
Anybody know how old Captain Spaulding is?
How long have you known Paul?
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 08:35 PM
Where did you find him?
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:35 PM
I feel dirty already.
We've used protection before, but, he's safe, I'm safe, we both get checked, everything is okay.
I'm the only person he does stuff with.
Sounds like someone informed SC after his last answer that he's supposed to be making this lie sound truthful :D
Where did you find him?
Follow up question: Where can i find one? *Imagine me singing that Grease 2 style*
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 08:37 PM
Is he single?
cricket
10-10-17, 08:37 PM
Is he like a sugar daddy who give you gifts and cash?
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:37 PM
Is he single?
Do you have an extra thong pic for him?
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:39 PM
I read wildflower. :lol:
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 08:40 PM
Would he pull the chair out for you in a nice restaurant?
Guy sounds sweet and cool now. Why were you so ruthless to him in your opening post when he's so obviously a sweetheart?
cricket
10-10-17, 08:41 PM
You guys looking for a third?
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 08:42 PM
Does he have kids?
Am i chopped liver? You probably won't answer that question either :bawling:
cricket
10-10-17, 08:44 PM
Do the two of you ever have steak when at the restaurant?
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 08:44 PM
What's his favourite movie?
What was your question?
Guy sounds sweet and cool now. Why were you so ruthless to him in your opening post when he's so obviously a sweetheart?
You were very harsh in your opening post even though your later posts suggest he's a really good guy.
What's his favourite movie?
Bad Grandpa.
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 08:46 PM
What's his favourite movie?
On Golden Pond.
LIE!!!!!
cricket
10-10-17, 08:47 PM
If he can afford you, he can afford dentures. Why doesn't he have them?
What attracts you to him?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 08:52 PM
I can go next, whenever this one ends.
Are we ready to decide team?
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 08:53 PM
I think true.
The orgy and on golden pond have me questioning it though.
It's obviously a lie. SC, it's too self deprecating and i can't see SC's truth being that revealing. It would be out there but not like that IMO.
C'mon Cricket back me up here.
cricket
10-10-17, 08:54 PM
I believe everything except that he can eat steak with all those missing teeth. False just for that reason.
As Captain we'll say false since it was 2-2.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 08:55 PM
when the teams are ready, the captains say what they think it is. Then Sexy Celebrity will reveal whether it's the truth...or a lie.
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 08:55 PM
I call SC's claim a Lie, and seeing how I'm the only member of my team here, that's our official vote:p
when the teams are ready, the captains say what they think it is. Then Sexy Celebrity will reveal whether it's the truth...or a lie.
FALSE.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 08:57 PM
Yes
cricket
10-10-17, 09:00 PM
She's passed out
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:00 PM
She's gone!!!
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:02 PM
I'm waiting for Cat's cue.
DO IT!
Now Suspect and Yam please explain how on earth you thought that was true?
The wording of the first post; he's really stinky and i love it made it obvious it wasn't true.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:03 PM
I'm on his team but yeah, wasn't buying it.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:03 PM
I'm next, Cici
And it must be a British, pessimistic thing, Camo, because I didn't buy it for a second either
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:04 PM
Well like I said, the orgy made me question it. :p
Now Suspect and Yam please explain how on earth you thought that was true?
I was following Suspect's cue so ask him
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:04 PM
I'm ready, Cat.
I thought Suspect was joking then i went back and saw he had edited his post. The part that made him doubt it: ON GOLDEN POND!!! :rotfl:
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:05 PM
So that's 1 point to whatever your team names are on these many glasses of wine.
I was following Suspect's cue so ask him
You are supposed to give your own opinion not just follow everyone else.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:05 PM
I'm ready, Cat.
GO!
I have to go now so I'll miss raul one. Keep me updated on what happens
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:06 PM
I can't believe Cricket figured it out because of the steak. Damn.
cricket knows.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:07 PM
GO!
I need my cue card.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:09 PM
Zzzzzz
He needs to know what to say.
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:10 PM
Waiting.
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:10 PM
Does Cat give you a lie?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:11 PM
Here we go:
I once peed my pants as a 17 year old at a Disney World vacation.
Does Cat give you a lie?
You tell Cat a truth then she makes up a lie and she decides whether to give you the truth or lie.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:12 PM
Does Cat give you a lie?
They never know until I say what they have to say.
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:12 PM
So her lie to sexy was he has a bang buddy?
Were you waiting in a long cue?
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:13 PM
Were you waiting in line?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:13 PM
Were you waiting in a long cue?
Yes, I mean the fricken bathroom lines themselves are long enough, much less the rides!
cricket
10-10-17, 09:13 PM
Here we go:
I once peed my pants as a 17 year old at a Disney World vacation.
On a ride?
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:13 PM
So her lie to sexy was he has a bang buddy?
I made it up. I didn't like Cat's lie.
That's why I thought it could be true. No way Cat would tell you that.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:13 PM
Were you waiting in line?
I actually wasn't waiting in line.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:14 PM
On a ride?
I wasn't on a ride either.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:14 PM
I didn't even know what a cue was
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:14 PM
I guess maybe you guys should just make up your own lies. Since I don't actually know you guys. I'll just trust that you're not lying about the result. How's that? :) Makes it more comfortable for everyone, perhaps?
I actually wasn't waiting in line.
You just told me you were. You should take a second to get your story straight, buddy. :laugh:
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:15 PM
Did you pee because you were laughing really hard?
No, though that would have been memorable.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:15 PM
Who were you with?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:15 PM
You just told me you were. You should take a second to get your story straight, buddy. :laugh:
Well I was in lines that whole week. Just not when I peed my pants.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:16 PM
Why would that have made it more memorable?
Well, this was rather embarrassing. What 17 year old pees their pants?!?
I guess maybe you guys should just make up your own lies. Since I don't actually know you guys. I'll just trust that you're not lying about the result. How's that? :) Makes it more comfortable for everyone, perhaps?
I think it's better that you make it up. It's more spontaeneous, they don't have time to come up with a story, etc.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:16 PM
No offense, but I don't think you're really needed with what we come up with.
No offense taken. This game actually doesn't even need a host.
It just needs the teams.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:16 PM
Who were you with?
Family. Luckily they never knew it happened.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:17 PM
I think it's better that you make it up. It's more spontaeneous, they don't have time to come up with a story, etc.
Yeah but I don't really know anyone. :lol:
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:17 PM
I thought you said you were in a line?
Not when it happened.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:17 PM
Who saw you?
Nobody. Thank God.
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:17 PM
Did you immediately leave?
Yeah but I don't really know anyone. :lol:
Neither do any of us truly. All i'd say is don't make it as detailed as the last one and it will be fine. Either way that one was fun even though it was obvious to us sane people that it was a lie haha.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:18 PM
Did you immediately leave?
The first thing I thought of was: nobody can find this out. What do I even say about something like this.
The first thing I thought of was: nobody can find this out. What do I even say about something like this.
I like Rauls i'm going to answer a question you never asked approach.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:19 PM
Why didn't your family know? How did you hide your pissed up pants?
We were at the hotel at Disney. That made it easy for me to cover it up so to speak.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:19 PM
Were you wearing denim?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:20 PM
Were you wearing denim?
I was wearing basketball shorts.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:20 PM
With what?
Bed covers.
For the record this has got to be true. It's just too simple and too believable for it to be a lie when the last one was so detailed.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:22 PM
So you were in the hotel room and you pissed your pants?
Why didn't you go to the bathroom?
Bladder issues I guess. I don't know. It just kind of happened.
Damn SC made his one up? You suck SC, you broke the rules, banish him. What was Cat's one?
cricket
10-10-17, 09:22 PM
Bed covers.
You sure it was piss?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:23 PM
You sure it was piss?
Yes. It was as yellow as a brick road from Wizard of Oz
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:24 PM
Have you had these bladders issues checked since then?
I haven't. Maybe I should have. I don't like Depends.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:25 PM
Have you pissed anywhere else accidentally since then?
Not that I can remember.
i'm lost. I'm saying true. Suspect and Cricket tell me if you disagree when you're ready.
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 09:26 PM
I think it's better that you make it up. It's more spontaeneous, they don't have time to come up with a story, etc. Agreed, Cat at least send your lies, and if someone modifies it that's cool too.
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 09:26 PM
Raul why did you piss your pants?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:26 PM
So this one time - at Disney World - you just randomly pissed yourself..... out of nowhere. Were you in bed? Was it early in the morning?
Of course I was in the bed silly!!!! Do you think I just pissed on the bed?
cricket
10-10-17, 09:26 PM
Ugh, I'm leaning false. How does he know it was yellow? Isn't it clear looking unless in the toilet?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:27 PM
Raul why did you piss your pants?
Nature called.
Your opening post made it sound like you were in a Disney World park now it just so happens you were in a hotel and pissed your bed in the vicinity of Disney World.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:29 PM
Your opening post made it sound like you were in a Disney World park now it just so happens you were in a hotel and pissed your bed in the vicinity of Disney World.
What a small world it is. They have that ride there.
Yeah i'm going false. cricket and TheUsualSuspect ? If you guys both think true we'll go with that.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:30 PM
What was the first thought you had?
My first thought? Was what the hell.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:31 PM
Yeah i'm going false. cricket and TheUsualSuspect ? If you guys both think true we'll go with that.
Not obvious like SC's but I lean false.
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 09:31 PM
I'm a bit unclear on the rules. Could someone reveal the truth, but then provide lies to the follow up questions.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:32 PM
Have you ever told anyone else about this? Who?
Nobody knows. Hallelujah
Not obvious like SC's but I lean false.
If Suspect strongly believes it's true i could change my mind as it did sound true...until Raul actually spoke. So we'll wait for him.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:32 PM
Why is it still such a big deal for you, Raul?
I just thought it was strange. Usually weird things like this don't happen in my life.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:33 PM
I'm a bit unclear on the rules. Could someone reveal the truth, but then provide lies to the follow up questions.
What do you mean? Well they just answer what you ask. If it's true it's true. If presented with a lie you'd have to defend it as truth too.
I'm a bit unclear on the rules. Could someone reveal the truth, but then provide lies to the follow up questions.
No but Raul is probably doing that anyway.
What do you mean? Well they just answer what you ask. If it's true it's true. If presented with a lie you'd have to defend it as truth too.
He means if it's true does he have to answer truthfully. And yeah you are supposed to.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:34 PM
Did you throw your shorts away?
No but in hindsight I should have. Dirty laundry pile they went. Thankfully, a BIG dirty laundry pile. Helps to hide it.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:35 PM
But why is it still so weird to you?
Cause it is. I don't hear of 17 year olds having this happen.
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 09:35 PM
What do you mean? Well they just answer what you ask. If it's true it's true. If presented with a lie you'd have to defend it as truth too.
I mean could a person present the truth but then lie to the questions we all ask him?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:35 PM
Were your mom's dirty things in the BIG dirty laundry pile? :lol:
The whole family. Mom, dad, and sister
The whole family. Mom, dad, and sister
Your whole family pissed themselves?
cricket
10-10-17, 09:36 PM
If Suspect strongly believes it's true i could change my mind as it did sound true...until Raul actually spoke. So we'll wait for him.
He does love the place; Cat might not have known that to make it up.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:37 PM
Your whole family pissed themselves?
No
He does love the place; Cat might not have known that to make it up.
Yeah i'm thinking true now haha.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:37 PM
Ewwwww. You weren't bothered that your shorts were intermingling with your family's garments?
As long as I hid the article, that's all that matters. It would dry. Would smell yes, but would dry.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:37 PM
Yeah i'm thinking true now haha.
It's a tough one. Would he be wearing basketball shorts in bed?
Citizen Rules
10-10-17, 09:38 PM
Team...Dreadful DRat Pack...Votes Raul is lying
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:38 PM
Were your afraid that your mom would find out and scold you?
Absolutely. It would have been a strange scenario
It's a tough one. Would he be wearing basketball shorts in bed?
For me his love of Disney Land is the thing making it seem like it's true. Raul may have not known he had to be truthful so he's tried hard to make it seem like a lie.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:39 PM
I just don't know why he would piss all over himself like that.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:39 PM
Team...Dreadful DRat Pack...Votes Raul is lying
that's 1 for a lie.
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:39 PM
What time of day was it.
Team...Dreadful DRat Pack...Votes Raul is lying
We should go true so one of us are in the lead? Suspect isn't here so it's up to you Cricket unless you strongly think it's a lie too.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:40 PM
For me his love of Disney Land is the thing making it seem like it's true. Raul may have not known he had to be truthful so he's tried hard to make it seem like a lie.
It's certainly believable that he was there at that age
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:40 PM
What time of day was it.
Morning, pretty early too. Like 9am or so.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:41 PM
We should go true so one of us are in the lead? Suspect isn't here so it's up to you Cricket unless you strongly think it's a lie too.
I'm torn, let TUS take it
Well i'm going true, i'm too confused to sort everything out. Tell me when you two have decided cricket TheUsualSuspect
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:41 PM
Was your family very religious?
No. We believe but not super religious or anything.
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:41 PM
True?
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:41 PM
Raul, have you ever had the urge to piss yourself again? Just to do it for apparently no reason at all.
No it's pretty nasty actually.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:42 PM
Are we ready for me to reveal?
Are we ready for me to reveal?
Yes.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:43 PM
You guys have to wait for my vote.
Sexy, he's on your team.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:44 PM
I vote TRUE.
Raul's on your team. <3
We said true Cat, Citizens team said Lie.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:45 PM
For Camos team:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RemarkableTediousDwarfmongoose-small.gif
For Citizens:
https://media.tenor.com/images/e85e6d804624765d989aaf3a16972fba/tenor.gif
cricket
10-10-17, 09:45 PM
I once peed my pants as a 17 year old at a Disney World vacation.
I was just thinking, this could be my new signature
BOOOOOOOOM! Great work team!
Was everything you said true Raul?
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:46 PM
Hah!!!
CiCi is up next...
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:46 PM
I had to think of something extremely strange to use. And this was.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:46 PM
BOOOOOOOOM! Great work team!
Yea good job Camo and Suspect. I wasn't confident.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:46 PM
Was everything you said true Raul?
Yes it was actually.
Not even ashamed, but
I once flirted with a man dressed as a giant broccoli in a Tesco
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:47 PM
I had to think of something extremely strange to use. And this was.
I was impressed with you. <3
Yes it was actually.
Why did you phrase it that way when truly you just pissed the bed? :laugh:
What is it about broccolli that turns you on so much?
Also this is definitely true haha.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:48 PM
I was impressed with you. <3
Thanks Cat! I mean I'm sure you weren't impressed with what I did, but that was ages ago thankfully!
Well they're quite phallic, and it's one of your 5 a day
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:49 PM
Probably true 'cause I could see myself doing it, too.
Something about a good head..... of broccoli.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:49 PM
That was fun, nice game Cat.
Too late to join?
Join Citizens team. He's the only one here right now.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:49 PM
Too late to join?
I'm not in charge but perhaps you could replace Rodent.
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:50 PM
Too late to join?
No!! Citizen NEEDS you right now!
No!! Citizen NEEDS you right now!
Ok, I am in
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:51 PM
Would you have preferred him to be Cauliflower?
I'd probably flirt with brocolli. Brocolli is delicious, always saw on kids shows that it was basically evil and i disagreed coz it's delicious!
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:51 PM
That was fun, nice game Cat.
You get to come back and vote the others whenever they're ready for their rounds. Tomorrow, or whatnot.
Edit: kind of misunderstood what you meant. :lol:) I get it NOW!
It wasn't so much verbally flirting, it was like a "oops, I dropped something so let me bend down in your direct line of view and tie my laces while I'm down there"
I also gave him **** me eyes when our eyes met too.
Plus I'm fairly certain I'd seen him before on Grindr as well.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:53 PM
Do you like broccoli in cream sauce?
Be back in five minutes gang.
Well he has to breathe so I could see his face.
cricket
10-10-17, 09:55 PM
Be back in five minutes gang.
Me too, I have to scoop the dog litter. Imagine?
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 09:55 PM
I probably shouldn't be asking questions since CiCi is on my team, but I don't care, I like doing this.
Actually, in the tv show, the fellow team members do banter along. The host lightly trolls too.
I mean, with a face like mine you have to be willing to be less conventional and go for it where you can.
rauldc14
10-10-17, 09:57 PM
Did he have a big stalk?
TheUsualSuspect
10-10-17, 09:57 PM
where was he? Why was he in that?
Why was he dressed like broccoli
His Grindr said he was hung, Rauld.
And he reminded me of a younger Christian Bale slightly, Sexy, and not gonna lie I'd ride that like a roller coaster.
where was he? Why was he in that?
Tesco Express
And god knows, I was quite distracted.
Tesco Express
And god knows, I was quite distracted.
What is Tesco Express?
How the Hell do you spot a Grindr guy dressed as broccoli in a grocery store?
Love how SC is tripping up his own teammates :D.
You didn't say you met him off grindr, you said you thought you noticed his profile. How did you remember one random profile of a guy dressed as broccoli?
How the Hell do you spot a Grindr guy dressed as broccoli in a grocery store?
Love how SC is tripping up his own teammates :D.
You didn't say you met him off grindr, you said you thought you noticed his profile. How did you remember one random profile of a guy dressed as broccoli?
He reminded me of Christian Bale, I wasn't forgetting someone like that was in the local area :p
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 10:02 PM
Did he have a big stalk?
https://media.tenor.com/images/e3319add1b10c36a8b9494b2195d7caf/tenor.gif
Why aren't you shopping at Lidl like the rest of us plebs?
Seanc probably has no idea what the hell Grindr even is.
I don't but I kind of get it in context. That was my red flag though. I say lie. What say you Citizen Rules
And as Sexy may know, it's not uncommon at all to bump into people off Grindr in real life. London was the worst for that.
How does Camo even know what Grindr is?
Late night hookups, obv.
and i have gay friends and it's well known but mostly hookups.
Grindr? I barely know her
cat_sidhe
10-10-17, 10:04 PM
Screw my teammates. I just wanna know I'm always right.
Hey gurl. Hey.
He reminded me of Christian Bale, I wasn't forgetting someone like that was in the local area :p
So the broccoli mask thing was revealing enough so that you KNEW it was him from Grindr?
He was speaking to people, handing out some crap so you could see his face quite clearly
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