Rodent Repeats... A Top 50 List

[Steve Freeling]

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"Why don't we just wait here for a while... See what happens."

[Dexter007]

We should all have a pint and wait for all this to blow over...
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How's that for a slice of fried gold?

[The Rodent]

As Bertrand Russell said the only thing that will redeem mankind is co-operation. I think we can all appreciate that now.

[Dexter007]

So what?

So what?

So let's dance!

[The Rodent]

Yeah, boyyyeee!

[Steve Freeling]

So what?

So what?

So let's dance!
*Music and sprinklers start up*
I'm alright

[Dexter007]

Alright. i really have to go now. Peace, y'all. And remember, say in school. Eat your greens. Burn everything but Shakespeare.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Steve Freeling, are you a guy?

[Steve Freeling]

Alright. i really have to go now. Peace, y'all. And remember, say in school. Eat your greens. Burn everything but Shakespeare.
And never burn the Bible.

[Steve Freeling]

Steve Freeling, are you a guy?

Yeah, I'm a guy. A straight one, too.

[Dexter007]

And never burn the Bible.

Ahh. Right. The Bible. Heard it was pretty good.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Yeah, I'm a guy. A straight one, too.
Okay, I was honestly wondering about that last part... the whole Craig T. Nelson fixation... didn't seem straight to me.

[The Rodent]

Yeah, I'm a guy. A straight one, too.



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[Dexter007]

Okay, I was honestly wondering about that last part... the whole Craig T. Nelson fixation... didn't seem straight to me.

Whoa, man. You can never have too much Craig T. Nelson,

[Sexy Celebrity]

Whoa, man. You can never have too much Craig T. Nelson,
He looks like the kind of man gay guys dream about.

[Steve Freeling]

Okay, I was honestly wondering about that last part... the whole Craig T. Nelson fixation... didn't seem straight to me.
And your fixation on Jake Gyllenhaal does?

[Dexter007]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkkaIhi2v9U

This. This right here. Post of the week.

[Dexter007]

And your fixation on Jake Gyllenhaal does?

Oh Jake. I wish i knew how to quit you.

[Dexter007]

He looks like the kind of man gay guys dream about.

That would be Matt Bomer. He's the guy they dream of.

[Steve Freeling]

That would be Matt Bomer. He's the guy they dream of.

Some of 'em have a thing for some guy named Fassbender.

[The Rodent]

So like, what I want to know... the guy that a gay man dreams of... who does that guy dream of?

[ShopkeeperTriumph]

That would be Matt Bomer. He's the guy they dream of.

Can confirm.

[Dexter007]

Some of 'em have a thing for some guy named Fassbender.

Oh, you mean one of the best actors currently working?

The guy who should have won the Oscar for Steve Jobs, but lost to Dicaprio?

[The Rodent]

Michael Glassblender?

[Dexter007]

So like, what I want to know... the guy that a gay man dreams of... who does that guy dream of?

Why, Craig T. Nelson of course.

[Steve Freeling]

Oh, you mean one of the best actors currently working?

The guy who should have won the Oscar for Steve Jobs, but lost to Dicaprio?

I guess so.

[Camo]

Yeah, I'm a guy. A straight one, too.

Why did you include the fact that you are straight? :laugh: While filling out a form do you cross off male and put "straight" in brackets next to it?

[ShopkeeperTriumph]

Why did you include the fact that you are straight? :laugh: While filling out a form do you cross off male and put "straight" in brackets next to it?

Hey, quit questioning his questionable sexuality!

[The Rodent]

Why did you include the fact that you are straight? :laugh: While filling out a form do you cross off male and put "straight" in brackets next to it?



He was talking to SC.
You know what SC is like if you don't make things perfectly clear from the get-go... he gets, well, aggressive.

[Steve Freeling]

Why did you include the fact that you are straight? :laugh: While filling out a form do you cross off male and put "straight" in brackets next to it?

I don't swing that way. Somebody might as well know before they try something.

[Camo]

If Steve doesn't introduce himself to every new person he meets with "i like t!ts" i'll be greatly saddened.

[Sexy Celebrity]

He was talking to SC.
You know what SC is like if you don't make things perfectly clear from the get-go... he gets, well, aggressive.
Do I really?

[Dexter007]

Why did you include the fact that you are straight? :laugh: While filling out a form do you cross off male and put "straight" in brackets next to it?

"Ok sir. Looks like you've been hired."

"Cool. By the way, I'm totally straight."

"Um, alright. I didn't ask that..."

"Like, more than Hugh Hefner. Like, I thrown up when I see men naked."

"Sir, I don't think..."

"Lemme explain..."

[The Rodent]

Do I really?



You should change your name to Boggs.

[Sexy Celebrity]

You should change your name to Boggs.
Who is that?

[The Rodent]

Shawshank Redemption :laugh:

[Dexter007]

Who is that?

He's Boggs.

[Steve Freeling]

"Ok sir. Looks like you've been hired."

"Cool. By the way, I'm totally straight."

"Um, alright. I didn't ask that..."

"Like, more than Hugh Hefner. Like, I thrown up when I see men naked."

"Sir, I don't think..."

"Lemme explain..."

"...How one guy tried to come onto me at the library, another tried to look at my junk when I was at the urinal, another tried to make me look at his junk in the bathroom and another begged for money outside of a mini-mart then asked if I was gay. Oh, and another stalked me on Blu-ray.com." (it's all true.)

[Dexter007]

"...How one guy tried to come onto me at the library, another tried to look at my junk when I was at the urinal, another tried to make me look at his junk in the bathroom and another begged for money outside of a mini-mart then asked if I was gay. Oh, and another stalked me on Blu-ray.com." (it's all true.)

Sorry. Just saw an opportunity to slide in a joke. Didn't mean it as a slight against you, man.

[Steve Freeling]

Who is that?
One of the Sisters.

[Dexter007]

One of the Sisters.

Or it's .

[Steve Freeling]

Sorry. Just saw an opportunity to slide in a joke. Didn't mean it as a slight against you, man.

I meant it lightheartedly, but yes, it's all true.

[ShopkeeperTriumph]

"...How one guy tried to come onto me at the library, another tried to look at my junk when I was at the urinal, another tried to make me look at his junk in the bathroom and another begged for money outside of a mini-mart then asked if I was gay. Oh, and another stalked me on Blu-ray.com." (it's all true.)

Where can I get your luck?

[The Rodent]

Noooo!


My beautiful list thread has been hijacked by the unregistered.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Where can I get your luck?
So you're gay? There's more gay going on here now?

[Camo]

".. another tried to make me look at his junk in the bathroom

I really cracked up at this part. Just the image of some dude saying "hey look at this", and the fact that this is apparently a regular occurrence, can't do anything without men trying to seduce you, awesome. I was in a gay nightclub one night and a guy told me he was in love with me .. great night.

[Dexter007]

Noooo!


My beautiful list thread has been hijacked by the unregistered.

I'm going to assume this was my fault.

[Dexter007]

So you're gay? There's more gay going on here now?

They can like movies too, you know.

[The Rodent]

I once went to a strip club with my sister :laugh:
She's gay btw.

[ShopkeeperTriumph]

So you're gay? There's more gay going on here now?

Afraid so.

I like girls too, though. Boobs are pretty cool.

[Dexter007]

Afraid so.

I like girls too, though. Boobs are pretty cool.

Yes. Yes they are.

Not that I've ever kissed a girl. :napoleon:

[Steve Freeling]

I once went to a strip club with my sister :laugh:
She's gay btw.
How fitting that we should be best friends. So is my sister, well one of them anyway.

[Steve Freeling]

Afraid so.

I like girls too, though. Boobs are pretty cool.

In your case, I think Celebrity meant bisexual, then.

[ShopkeeperTriumph]

Yes. Yes they are.

Not that I've ever kissed a girl. :napoleon:

You better be careful with that. That's how babies are made, from what I've been told.

[Sexy Celebrity]

In your case, I think Celebrity meant bisexual, then.
It's so odd when I'm called Celebrity instead of Sexy. I almost never hear it.

[Dexter007]

You better be careful with that. That's how babies are made, from what I've been told.

But wait. I thought storks delivered them?

[Dexter007]

It's so odd when I'm called Celebrity instead of Sexy. I almost never hear it.

:coleman:

[Steve Freeling]

Yes. Yes they are.

Not that I've ever kissed a girl. :napoleon:

When I was five, this blonde walked up and kissed me. "It was the most supremely satisfying fifteen minutes of my life."

[ShopkeeperTriumph]

But wait. I thought storks delivered them?

That's what Warner Bros wants you to believe.

[The Rodent]

Was funny tbh when I went there with her...


"I know this great place, decent beer, friendly atmosphere"


Got there... "Is this a strip club?"
"I'm going for a lap dance"

[Sexy Celebrity]

So why are you named after Steve Freeling?

[Dexter007]

That's what Warner Bros wants you to believe.

Yeah. They can take my money anyway they can (and they have), but I'm never seeing that movie.

[Sexy Celebrity]

The sad thing is - all the lesbians hit on Rodent at the lesbo club 'cause they thought he was another lesbian.

[Dexter007]

So why are you named after Steve Freeling?

Take a wild guess.

[ShopkeeperTriumph]

Yeah. They can take my money anyway they can (and they have), but I'm never seeing that movie.

Honestly, it's a lot better than I expected. I was laughing the entire time.

[Dexter007]

The sad thing is - all the lesbians hit on Rodent at the lesbo club 'cause they thought he was another lesbian.

:dodgy:

[The Rodent]

What? A 6ft1, 14stn, bald, bearded... wait, yeah, they probably do think I'm a lesbo.

[Steve Freeling]

So why are you named after Steve Freeling?

Well, let's see... He's a lot like my dad I'm named after who I'm a lot like.

[The Rodent]

Right, signing off now... laters!


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[Dexter007]

Same. My people need me...

[ShopkeeperTriumph]

Quitters. I haven't been so disappointed since, well, you knocked Roger Rabbit off of your top ten.

[Sarge]

Good thread. Would read again, and probably will when rodent re orders his list and posts a new thread. ;) :D

[Steve Freeling]

Good night, guys. See ya later.
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"Goodbye, Jenny Hayden."

[Jeff Costello]

Top films countdowns are so far one of my favourite features on this forum. I already binge read couple of them.

Nice thread btw.

[Miss Vicky]

Fell asleep early last night and missed a lot.

Like all of these:

Jurassic Park
Jurassic World
Invasion of the Bodysnatchers
Ghostbusters
Hateful Eight
Gremlins
The ‘Burbs
Se7en
Jaws

The rest I either don't like, haven't seen or don't remember well enough to have an opinion of.

I do love that this thread morphed into discussion about sexuality though and Freeling's statement about Sexy's Jake obsession not seeming straight cracked me up.

[Optimus]

Loved Warrior, Lawless, Independence Day, Total Recall and Starship Troopers.

[Saunch]

Love No Country. Sort of a great representation of the decade it was made in; cold, disenchanted and retrospective.

I used to try and watch ID4 all the time when I was a kid but always fell asleep when the aliens flew over NYC. I feel bad for President Pullman. He can't seem to not f**k things up.

I really liked The Force Awakens. Its proximity to the original didn't bother me as much. At all, actually. The one moment that makes me roll my eyes is Maz' "good question for another time" line. Ew.

Jurassic Park is a childhood favorite of mine but, like ID4, I always fell asleep after the T-Rex knocked the jeep off the ledge. The rest of the movie always fell like an entirely different one after that.

The Martian is a very fun movie. It really all comes together; the breezy, smart script, Damon's movie star performance and Scott's visual direction.

I've been ruminating H8 for a few days now. I think it shot up to my top three of 2015, which was a great cinematic year. It's a movie that'll only grow more bitter with time.

Moon, The Grey and Dredd were great surprises for me. Se7en is another great example of cinematic nihilism. The Shining is the Citizen Kane of horror movies. The Fly goes back to when I was four and it f***ed me up. That's probably my earliest memory of watching a movie: Jeff Goldblum breaking a dude's arm. The Thing is awesome. Great study in suspense.

[jal90]

Nice list, Rodent! Though our personal tastes go very separate ways most of what I've watched here was quite enjoyable.

I just posted Welcome To The Dollhouse recently which you like i believe SC, we should try to turn that into the new hot movie here that people can't stop talking about.

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Solondz is his worst critic, poor guy:
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[ScarletLion]

I'm not a fan of those Lord of the Rings films or Lawless. Or Hateful 8. The rest are good though. The' Burbs is class.

[Mr Minio]

List Repeats... A Top 50 Rodent

[Ðèstîñy]

Might as well get the first couple out the way... remember, Generic Background Noise, DVD player set on repeat :D

This is interesting. I've always wondered if anyone else out there played their movies like that. I figured so, but I never thought I'd know any of them. The first movie I ever wore out, playing it all the time, was The Burbs. That was a VHS, though, and you have to rewind them. I bought a machine for that. I'm not too sure you can ruin a DVD playing it all the time. I haven't yet, anyways. ;)

So, I really liked your list a lot, and I own a good 90% of them. I'm too lazy to name them all, but I will say, even though I have a copy of Aliens 3, there is no such movie. It does not exist. :|

I have your entire top ten list, expect for The Cabin in the Woods.

Again, great list.

[The Rodent]

This is interesting. I've always wondered if anyone else out there played their movies like that. I figured so, but I never thought I'd know any of them. The first movie I ever wore out, playing it all the time, was The Burbs. That was a VHS, though, and you have to rewind them. I bought a machine for that. I'm not too sure you can ruin a DVD playing it all the time. I haven't yet, anyways. ;)

So, I really liked your list a lot, and I own a good 90% of them. I'm too lazy to name them all, but I will say, even though I have a copy of Aliens 3, there is no such movie. It does not exist. :|

I have your entire top ten list, expect for The Cabin in the Woods.

Again, great list.


That's what I like about DVD players, the fact they repeat if they sit on the main menu for 30 seconds :D
Though you don't own it, have you ever seen Cabin In The Woods, Desi?
Oh, and, The 'Burbs... guess what I'm watching right now lol!

[Dexter007]

That's what I like about DVD players, the fact they repeat if they sit on the main menu for 30 seconds :D
Though you don't own it, have you ever seen Cabin In The Woods, Desi?
Oh, and, The 'Burbs... guess what I'm watching right now lol!

Lemme guess....

The 'Burbs?

[The Rodent]

RoboCop :laugh:

[Dexter007]

RoboCop :laugh:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

[Dexter007]

HWHWHBWHAHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

[The Rodent]

Dex is at it again :)

[Dexter007]

Dex is at it again :)

*The moment you feel like you're an official MoFo.

[Ðèstîñy]

That's what I like about DVD players, the fact they repeat if they sit on the main menu for 30 seconds :D
Though you don't own it, have you ever seen Cabin In The Woods, Desi?

Nope. I've never seen that movie. I'm looking it up right now . . . I recognize Jesse, from Grey's Anatomy. That's my brother's name. I dunno about that movie. It's really hard to figure out what's going on. It seems a bit odd. In a big bit kind of way. That's probably one of those movies I'd want to view for free first. Not that I want it to be illegal, but I always buy my movies, whether I've seen them or not. I do NOT rent. I'm not too sure I'd like it. You seem to really love it, though.

Oh, and, The 'Burbs... guess what I'm watching right now lol!

The Money Pit. I'm sure. :D

[The Rodent]

Just looking at your top 10 Ðèstîñy and I reckon you'll like Cabin tbh :)