Survivor 5: Brains vs Brawn vs Beauty

[Sexy Celebrity]

You guys are some of the dumbest people I've ever seen playing this game.

[TONGO]

1. TONGO
2. Daniel M
3. 7thson
4. CiCi
5. Jiraffe Justin
6. Camo
7. rauldc14
8. Cobpyth

THERE IS NO ORDER OF IMPORTANCE TO THIS LIST

[Sexy Celebrity]

1. TONGO
2. Daniel M
3. 7thson
4. CiCi
5. Jiraffe Justin
6. Camo
7. rauldc14
8. Cobpyth

The stupidity continues as TONGO makes himself even more of a huge target.

[TONGO]

You guys are some of the dumbest people I've ever seen playing this game.

You shoulda stayed in man! Caused mayhem, made it more interesting!

[TONGO]

The stupidity continues as TONGO makes himself even more of a huge target.

Theres no importance to the order. I didnt want to forget my own name so I did it first.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I like my role as spectator.

[TONGO]

I decided that since most of the people who were voted off pre-merge haven't really been following the thread, that they wouldn't be in the jury. There will be exceptions like SC if there are people who want to be in the jury.

i think I may have lost some votes by you changing it. Going forward I doubt my popularity will increase :nope:

[Camo]

Who was the other vote for?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Who was the other vote for?

Someone who won a previous edition of Survivor.

[Sexy Celebrity]

"Gee, do you think we should get rid of Cole? He hasn't been playing in the game! HE'S GONNA WIN!"

"Um.... I'm just gonna throw in one vote for Daniel M just in case....."

"Stupid."

"Should we use an idol on Cole and save him? Then that one vote could eliminate Daniel M."

"NO! Like, OMG, why would you be stupid enough to do that?! Freak."

[Camo]

Possibly someone avenging his wife?

You really shouldn't have hit Daniels wife with your car TONGO.

[Nope1172]

Welcome to today's Reward Challenge!
http://thumbnails.cbsig.net/CBS_Production_Entertainment/CBS_Production_Entertainment/2009/05/07/Primetime/Survivor/Season_18/Clips/Episode_12/42/683/REWARD_CHALLENGE_AUCTION_1812.jpg
Today's challenge will be a Survivor Auction! Each of you will be given $500 to bid on the items I will offer. Some will be good, some will be bad, there is only one way to find out! Bidding is only allowed in increments of 20, and there is no taking back a bid. The auction will end without warning.


Let's start out with a good item. First item up for bid is a Knockout Power.
http://www.juranring.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/knockout-punch-raging-bull.jpg

[Camo]

No bid from me here.

[7thson]

$20

[CiCi]

50c :p

[Nope1172]

$20 going once...

[Nope1172]

Twice...

[Camo]

ugh 30, can't let him get it for that amount.

[7thson]

increments of 40

[Nope1172]

ugh 30, can't let him get it for that amount.
Bidding is only in increments of 20.

[7thson]

20 i mean

[Camo]

50 shades of gray

[Camo]

40 then

[7thson]

60

[Camo]

nah i'm out

[Nope1172]

$60 going once...

[Camo]

Hope i get something decent this time.

[Nope1172]

Twice....

[Nope1172]

Sold to 7thson for $60!

[7thson]

I use my knock power to remove tongo from this challenge

[Camo]

I use my knock power to remove tongo from this challenge

haha this cracked me up.

[TONGO]

I knew that was gonna happen

[Nope1172]

Next item will remain covered.
http://40.media.tumblr.com/83c25db402c0b11f5077910cb77c68ae/tumblr_inline_nqa4wlKUGP1ttwf3c_500.jpg

[7thson]

$40

[Camo]

60

[7thson]

$80

[CiCi]

I use my knock power to remove tongo from this challenge

Bitch, you're making me look like Desmond Tutu with this kind of shade

[Camo]

120

[Sexy Celebrity]

I use my knock power to remove tongo from this challenge
Hmmm. $60 for that is a bit too much. But funny.

[CiCi]

I'll abstain from this one, knowing my luck, I'd blow all my cash for a half eaten turkey leg or something

[Camo]

Hope this is fish and chips.

[Nope1172]

TONGO has been knocked out of the challenge by 7thson!
http://cdn2.hubspot.net/hubfs/426203/create_knockout_seo_miami_content.jpg

[Camo]

I thought he was joking.

[Nope1172]

$120 going once...

[Sexy Celebrity]

What if the auction ends now and the hidden prize is a bunch of donuts?

[Camo]

Then i'll be gutted because i'm in the mood for fish and chips

[CiCi]

Hope this is fish and chips.

Don't lie, you hope it's a lifetime supply of Irn Bru :p

[Nope1172]

Going twice...

[Sexy Celebrity]

Someone should win a prize where I can come back in the game.

[Camo]

what did i get?

[TONGO]

Hopefully theres a smelling sauce item

[Nope1172]

SOLD to Camo! But there is a twist.
Camo, you can choose to keep the original item you bought (Item 1). Or you can switch it for one of these other items (Item 2 and 3). They all have something different. It's your pick...
http://s1.dmcdn.net/LTs7R/1280x720-OrP.jpg

[Sexy Celebrity]

Ooooh. Pick 3.

[Camo]

God damnit Nope haha

[Camo]

3 i'll listen to SC

[7thson]

LOL GL

[jiraffejustin]

So wait. I have 500 bucks?

[Sexy Celebrity]

So wait. I have 500 bucks?
Yes. Bid in increments of 20.

[7thson]

Last time I listened to SC I woke up naked on a beach in LA with crabs and a tans hooker with herpes

[Nope1172]

Camo, you have won $160! You now have a total of $540!

Item 1 was a Chocolate Cake
Item 2 was Hypnosis power

[TONGO]

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11122/111220684/4619213-9174685671-%25E3%258.jpg

That cake coulda been mine!!

[Camo]

haha. I'm the richest.

[Sexy Celebrity]

See? I got you the best prize. MONEY.

[Nope1172]

7thson has $440
Camo has $540
Everyone else is till at $500

[jiraffejustin]

500 dollars on red. Let it ride.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Really you only made $40, though.

[Camo]

I'll let you make all my life decisions from now on SC.

[Nope1172]

Next item will also remain covered

[7thson]

$60

[Camo]

100

[7thson]

$140

[CiCi]

200

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'll let you make all my life decisions from now on SC.
The hypnosis power might have been better, but it took away a lot of money to get it. At least you didn't get the cake.

[Nope1172]

Camo and 7thson seem to be the only people bidding...

[Camo]

220

[CiCi]

221

[jiraffejustin]

I'm here, I'll bid when it feels right.

[Camo]

can only bet in 20s CiCi

[jiraffejustin]

222.22

[CiCi]

can only bet in 20s CiCi

:sick:

[Camo]

If someone bids 240 they can have it i won't bid anymore.

[jiraffejustin]

240

[Nope1172]

$220 going once...

[Nope1172]

Is everyone else out?

[CiCi]

260

[Camo]

I am

[7thson]

might as well try - 280

[jiraffejustin]

CiCi can have it.

edit: nevermind. :D

[CiCi]

300

[Camo]

have a bad feeling about this one. Hope i'm right.

[7thson]

...thinking

[CiCi]

If it is, the burn book will be whipped out!

[Sexy Celebrity]

have a bad feeling about this one. Hope i'm right.

I do too.

[7thson]

om im out, gl cici

[Camo]

If your out say so, this game will take ages otherwise.

[7thson]

just did, had to think for a sec though

[TONGO]

http://www.theloop.ca/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tumblr_mpluzjIyJJ1srwlkio1_400.gif

[Camo]

I was talking to everyone.

[CiCi]

I'm going to need some divine intervention for this to end well I think :lol:

[Sexy Celebrity]

I think it would be funny if one of the prizes was TONGO's poop that he keeps throwing around.

[Camo]

It's CiCis Nope.

[CiCi]

I think it would be funny if one of the prizes was TONGO's poop that he keeps throwing around.

Don't give him ideas!

[7thson]

haha SC- and I know Camo was just messin'

[CiCi]

Not going to lie, I'm borderline sh!tting myself here waiting to see what this is

[Nope1172]

Sold to CiCi for $300You have won a pack of chewing gum! Congrats!
http://containersquantitiesandmoney.blog.com/files/2009/06/pack-of-gum.gif

[Camo]

hahhahahahahaha

[Sexy Celebrity]

We knew it, Camo.

[Camo]

I'll give you 20 bucks for a chewing gum CICI

[7thson]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5yvhr9XI1qf063ko1_500.gif

[Nope1172]

Next item is a Hypnosis power!
http://www.howtohypnotizesomeonetips.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hypnotize-someone-300x225.jpg

[Camo]

200

[7thson]

$260

[jiraffejustin]

Chewing gum is useful.

[Camo]

300

[Sexy Celebrity]

Stop Camo. Not worth more than that.

[7thson]

320

[CiCi]

Sold to CiCi for $300You have won a pack of chewing gum! Congrats!
http://containersquantitiesandmoney.blog.com/files/2009/06/pack-of-gum.gif

http://media.thecelebrityauction.co/picture/i/9b/CxcXE1lMTBQUFE0GDA0PCg0GTQAMDkwGDA88Cg4CBAYQTCYNFwoRBjwwChcGTFFTUlZbUkwREDxWVVMbV1JWTlJWU1pTUlNUV1FQ VU5WVVNNMQIACwYPTi4AIgcCDhBOLgYCDU4kChEPEE0JD01TWlNSUlZNCRME.jpg
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/b/b7/Regina-george-screaming-2-o.gif/revision/latest?cb=20131115040421

[Sexy Celebrity]

It's not even bubble gum.... it's just stick chewing gum.

[Camo]

I'm out. Just hope i don't sit back for too long and end up getting something crap.

[Daniel M]

How much money do we have?

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'm out. Just hope i don't sit back for too long and end up getting something crap.

I think something really good is coming, so save your money.

[TONGO]

I reeeeeeeally wanted to be in this auction

[Camo]

500 can only bet in 20s Daniel.

[Nope1172]

How much money do we have?
500

[Sexy Celebrity]

I reeeeeeeally wanted to be in this auction

You are in it -- as a joke.

[Camo]

I have 540.

[jiraffejustin]

340

[Camo]

Why do i keep saying bet? haha

[7thson]

360

[7thson]

I reeeeeeeally wanted to be in this auction


http://www.who2.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/kokosad-thumb-300x232-1841.jpg


I really wanted to be in a good alliance myself.

[jiraffejustin]

out

[Camo]

Daniel are you out?

[Nope1172]

Anyone gonna to $360?

[Camo]

7thson did

[Daniel M]

Not gonna bid for this one

[Daniel M]

Can you also let us know Nope when we are approaching the end, say like, when we only have 3 items left to bid for.

[7thson]

thought i was top bid if not what is it?

[Sexy Celebrity]

Can you also let us know Nope when we are approaching the end, say like, when we only have 3 items left to bid for.

He said it would end without warning.

[Nope1172]

Can you also let us know Nope when we are approaching the end, say like, when we only have 3 items left to bid for.
It's ending without warning.

[Nope1172]

Hypnosis sold to 7thson for $360!
http://www.howtohypnotizesomeonetips.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hypnotize-someone-300x225.jpg

[Camo]

Can you also let us know Nope when we are approaching the end, say like, when we only have 3 items left to bid for.

Agreed.

[7thson]

Can you also let us know Nope when we are approaching the end, say like, when we only have 3 items left to bid for.


but not knowing is part of the game - well the actual game :)

[Daniel M]

Fantastic

[TONGO]

You are in it -- as a joke.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-s3eobLzuVm0/Twxkz6yOe_I/AAAAAAAACHg/wxDw-nWa_eU/s1600/Funny+Gorilla5.jpg

[Camo]

Good thing is i can choose which item i want since i won that 40 bucks :cool:

[7thson]

so at the very least Tongo gets nothing and I have something, no matter what cant complain

[Nope1172]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/83c25db402c0b11f5077910cb77c68ae/tumblr_inline_nqa4wlKUGP1ttwf3c_500.jpg
Up next is another covered item

[Camo]

300

[Sexy Celebrity]

Camo, I think you should get this.

[7thson]

not sure how much I have but whatever it is I bid it all

[7thson]

well nm lol

[Camo]

Your out 7. Only 140 left i bid 300

[Daniel M]

Not bidding for this one

[Camo]

Are CiCi or JJ bidding?

[TONGO]

I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH VOTING HER OUT, AND SO HE TARGETS ME! AUGH!!!!!!

[Camo]

Just JJ actuall CiCi only has 200 left.

[Nope1172]

not sure how much I have but whatever it is I bid it all
You have $80

[7thson]

I will sell my remaining money for a promise not to vote for me next tribal - if thats allowed

[Nope1172]

Camo - 540
CiCi - 200
7thson - 80
Everyone else still at 500

[jiraffejustin]

Camo can have it.

[Camo]

What is it then?

[jiraffejustin]

I will sell my remaining money for a promise not to vote for me next tribal - if thats allowed

If this is allowed, I'll accept.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But you're only buying a PROMISE..... promises can be broken. Rip off.

[TONGO]

I will sell my remaining money for a promise not to vote for me next tribal - if thats allowed

You better buy every damn toy and totem you can get your hands on, and use it this tribal, I am gunning for you. :)

[Nope1172]

Hypnosis sold to Camo for $300!
Camo has received two votes at a tribal council of his choosing!

[7thson]

yeah but its only 80 bux does me no good and have to try, its at least a public promise

[CiCi]

http://www.manrepeller.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/burn_book_mean_girls.jpg

Page 1: Nope1176667981
Occupation: Kidnapper
Age: However old creepy pervs are
Reason for inclusion: Fugly slut

Other notes:
I cannot believe what the **** is happening to me. One minute, I was hiring the Asian nerds to do my maths homework for me while I went to get my anus bleached, and then I wake up on the middle of a ******* wilderness. My phone only gets 'G' instead of '4G.' The valencia filter on instagram won't work, so my cheek bones don't even look on fleek. None of the food here is labelled, so I can't even tell whether or not the bananas here contain any saturated fats or carbs. All of this, down to that fat whore!

(I love you really, Nope! Thanks again for running this :p)

Revision!!
Reason for epilogue: Jealous peasant!

Today, we had to bid for crappy items in a crappy task for no ******* reason. We were only given $500 each which is a load of BS because whilst the others wander around in their cheap primark/Oxfam/Salvation army *****, I'm wearing Prada's finest applying my exclusive mac makeup that hasn't been released to the public yet.
You know, they were going to make a show called "CiCi's favourite things" but that slut Oprah stole it because Jada Pinkett Smith played the race card to replace me. I could have splashed my cash as easily as Tongo splashed about Peg Sexy's face in this task.

Words just fail me, I can't even talk about it. I am done with these basic bitches.

MESS!!

[Camo]

Not bad, got it for cheaper than 7thson. And i can still outbid CiCi and 7thson :D

[7thson]

You better buy every damn toy and totem you can get your hands on, and use it this tribal, I am gunning for you. :)



lol that was already going to happen and you know it ;).

[Sexy Celebrity]

Hypnosis sold to Camo for $300!
Camo has received two votes at a tribal council of his choosing!


Well this totally makes my money prize suck. He could have had a hypnosis for $140.

[Nope1172]

Yet another unknown item
http://40.media.tumblr.com/83c25db402c0b11f5077910cb77c68ae/tumblr_inline_nqa4wlKUGP1ttwf3c_500.jpg

[Camo]

Well this totally makes my money prize suck. He could have had a hypnosis for $140.

7thson paid 340 for it.

[7thson]

whats the decision if I can sell my money left?

[TONGO]

lol that was already going to happen and you know it ;).


Believe what you will. Im not lying to you and never will. ;)

[Nope1172]

7thson paid 340 for it.
7thson only had 80

[Sexy Celebrity]

Daniel, I'm not one to help you out anymore, but you should get this prize.

[jiraffejustin]

200

[Nope1172]

whats the decision if I can sell my money left?
Giving money is allowed.

[Camo]

7thson only had 80

7thson paid 340 for his Hypnosis power i meant.

[7thson]

ok first come first serve it goes to JJ, please keep promise :)

[Daniel M]

220

[Camo]

240

[TONGO]

Giving money is allowed.

CiCi gets all my money

[Nope1172]

7thson paid 340 for his Hypnosis power i meant.
He paid 360 not 340

[7thson]

lol nice try Tongo

[jiraffejustin]

260

[Daniel M]

7thson why would you sell it to JJ when the likelihood is he wouldn't have voted you out anyway, makes no sense really.Some of these decisions are just plain odd.

[7thson]

have to be in challenge to give it away

[Daniel M]

Not bidding any more for this one

[Nope1172]

Sorry Tongo, you are out of the challenge, you do not have money to give.

[CiCi]

CiCi gets all my money

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llpj4vxZnB1qccu9r.gif

[Camo]

He paid 360 not 340

Does it matter? All i was saying was 7thson paid more than me for it.

[7thson]

it was first come first serve, it could have been anyone

[Nope1172]

Does it matter? All i was saying was 7thson paid more than me for it.
Oh. Never mind then.

[7thson]

I paid more sure - but mine comes with gold rims

[CiCi]

Sorry Tongo, you are out of the challenge, you do not have money to give.

Fine, I don't need anything anyway because:
https://media3.giphy.com/media/SBIc8Cq3IsNKo/200_s.gif

I give all of my money to Camo!

[Camo]

Is anyone going to top my bid of 240?

[7thson]

Damn copy cats

[Nope1172]

Sold to JiraffeJustin for $260!
The item was another knockout power!

[Camo]

You serious CiCi?

[CiCi]

You serious CiCi?

Yup!

[jiraffejustin]

I think I bid 260 earlier, but if not: 260

[Sexy Celebrity]

Those mystery prizes are really sucking.

[Nope1172]

Camo has received $200 from CiCi! Came now has $440!

[7thson]

I found some pocket change can I give that too...?

http://static.infowars.com/bindnfocom/2013/11/addsup.jpg

[jiraffejustin]

I knockout Daniel

[Sexy Celebrity]

Let's have a duel belt.

[Daniel M]

The votes are in!
Tonights vote was practically unanimous, so I will not read them one at a time.

A hypnotize power was used tonight, and someone's vote was changed.

The votes are:
Coletherine Tramell - 6
Dan-Paul Belmondo - 1

The 7th person voted out of Survivor: Brains vs Brawn vs Beaty and the 2nd member of the jury...

Coletherine Tramell





I don't understand how if 7thson used his hypnosis, there's only one vote for me, surely he would have used his hypnosis to switch the vote to whoever he was voting for.

[Camo]

haha awesome. :kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:

Got 440 now.

[7thson]

I think a hidden prize would be awesome, know one knows but winner

[Sexy Celebrity]

I knockout Daniel

This is a FIERCE competition tonight! :hogan:

[CiCi]

I knockout Daniel

The bitchiness in this thread makes my burn book look like "The Bible"

[Daniel M]

That's a shame JJ because I liked you

[Nope1172]

Here's a big one. Whoever buys this learns the location of all the currently active Hidden Immunity Idols!

[7thson]

I don't understand how if 7thson used his hypnosis, there's only one vote for me, surely he would have used his hypnosis to switch the vote to whoever he was voting for.

I will explain after challenge so im not mucking up the thread

[Camo]

This is the best challenge yet haha.

[TONGO]

Let's have a duel belt.


Thats EXACTLY what I was hoping to get. Thats the ONLY thing I wanted to get. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Camo]

Not bidding for that i know where they all are.

[Nope1172]

Daniel M is now knocked out of the challenge! He joins Tongo on the sidelines.

[jiraffejustin]

That's a shame JJ because I liked you

I still like you.

[jiraffejustin]

20

[Camo]

I like all y'alls

[7thson]

The bitchiness in this thread makes my burn book look like "The Bible"


Mine was not bitchy but instead a reckoning:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4712435/hell-s-coming-with-me-o.gif

[Nope1172]

Not bidding for that i know where they all are.
That may be, but if you bid, you prevent other people from knowing...

[Sexy Celebrity]

So far this auction has been lame. Needs way better prizes.

[Camo]

JJ you can have it for 20, i know where they all are and there's noone else left.

[jiraffejustin]

:)

[Camo]

That may be, but if you bid, you prevent other people from knowing...

Not worth it imo.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I'd be so much more brutal if I was running this. The last prize would be the prize to ELIMINATE ANYONE YOU WANTED TO RIGHT NOW.

[Nope1172]

Sold to JiraffeJustin for just $20!

[TONGO]

Mine was not bitchy but instead a reckoning:

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view8/4712435/hell-s-coming-with-me-o.gif


You shot the wrong person mastermind! AUGH!!! TONGO POUNCE!!!!

[Camo]

Anything else Nope?

[Nope1172]

That concludes today's auction. Everyone seems to have either bought something, or was thrown out of the challenge. Immunity will be tomorrow @ 6:00Pm Est!

[Sexy Celebrity]

I don't care, TONGO. That would be my game.

(responding to his private comment)

[Daniel M]

I still like you.

Haha, okay, I thought that was a silly move and one that didn't make much sense though :cool:

[Camo]

I think this should go on until there's only one player left with money and then they get whatever the last thing is for whatever they have left.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Lame prizes.

[Daniel M]

Boring

[Camo]

Damn it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

But what's worse is people totally wasted their knockout powers.

[jiraffejustin]

Do we get to do anything with our leftover money?

[7thson]

Wait we dont get to read letters from family back home?

[Camo]

Wait we dont get to read letters from family back home?

Halfangels letter would be interesting :D

[Sexy Celebrity]

7thson, did Halfangel help you guess Bob & Walt from Stuck on You? I'm surprised you guessed that so fast.

[7thson]

But what's worse is people totally wasted their knockout powers.

Mine was totally worth it - proved I am a serious free agent and not puling anything and I actually got a hard on - TMI I know, but just saying.

[Daniel M]

I also wish we did reward and immunity at the same time so things went quicker between votes.

[7thson]

7thson, did Halfangel help you guess Bob & Walt from Stuck on You? I'm surprised you guessed that so fast.

Actually no, I helped her guess the Matrix back in challenge she won.

[Camo]

I also wish we did reward and immunity at the same time so things went quicker between votes.

Yeah, Camo gets immunity for having the most money left :D

[Daniel M]

My recommendation would have been to buy some useful powers, make an alliance, and knock out someone by surprise in a vote.

[Nope1172]

I also wish we did reward and immunity at the same time so things went quicker between votes.
This will start happening soon.