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Miss Vicky
03-05-16, 07:06 PM
I like Sean a lot (though our tastes are dissimilar), but I've not really followed this particular thread on account of my atheism.

He may or may not have appeared on my list with a different thread, though. ;)

seanc
03-05-16, 08:42 PM
Thanks for the kind word guys. I wasn't expecting that thread to show up. Only one list but it still made me :)

Omnizoa
03-06-16, 06:11 AM
You're just everything aren't ya? You are all possibilities. You're probably also a cow, a chicken, a goat, a vacuum cleaner, a lamp, a lava lamp, a pencil, a notebook, a television, a car, the Earth, the universe, Rodent's copy of Young Guns on DVD, etc.
And Blu-Ray.

I've not really followed this particular thread on account of my atheism.
I'm that too.

MovieMeditation
03-06-16, 04:17 PM
FASTER!!!!!!

The Sci-Fi Slob
03-06-16, 05:31 PM
If Sexy made this list it would have been over in a day.

The Sci-Fi Slob
03-06-16, 05:32 PM
I've not really followed this particular thread on account of my atheism.
:laugh:

CiCi
03-06-16, 05:34 PM
If Sexy made this list it would have been over in a day an hour.

There you go :p

MovieMeditation
03-06-16, 06:02 PM
I mean, I just want to get to my place on the list...

and there's a long way to number one.

:D Kidding. But no really, Optimus, I think you over-analyzed the "time in-between for discussion" part. No one can discuss for over a day about one review thread, NOW MOVE IT!

CiCi
03-06-16, 06:04 PM
I mean, I just want to get to my place on the list...

and there's a long way to number one.

:D Kidding. But no really, Optimus, I think you over-analyzed the "time in-between for discussion" part. No one can discuss for over a day about one review thread, NOW MOVE IT!

Um, who says you even made the list? ;)

MovieMeditation
03-06-16, 06:07 PM
who says you even made the list? ;)
I am the list. Who are you?

Wolfsbane
03-06-16, 06:08 PM
Faster!!!!!!!!!!

MovieMeditation
03-06-16, 06:10 PM
Faster!!!!!!!!!!
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Optimus
03-07-16, 03:44 AM
Sorry guys was at a family party yesterday, i'll get a few posted today.

Optimus
03-07-16, 03:51 AM
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29. 80's Trash From The Future
1 List -- 7 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=16982&highlight=80%27s+trash

Miss Vicky
03-07-16, 04:03 AM
I forgot that thread even existed.

MovieMeditation
03-07-16, 04:44 AM
Damn. A thread from 2008 made it? Holy crap.

Iroquois
03-07-16, 04:49 AM
One guess who voted for it.

Optimus
03-07-16, 05:52 AM
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28. Omni's Daily Dose
1 List -- 7 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=43989&highlight=Omni

Optimus
03-07-16, 05:59 AM
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27. GbGoodies Movie Log Book
1 List -- 8 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38347&highlight=Gbgoodies

Optimus
03-07-16, 06:05 AM
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26. Shadow Matt's Reviews
2 List's -- 8 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=44369

Gatsby
03-07-16, 06:14 AM
Damn. A thread from 2008 made it? Holy crap.
aka 2000s trash from the past.

MovieMeditation
03-07-16, 06:50 AM
I'm not an anime fan, so despite of the thread being good or bad, I'm not too keen on reading a whole bunch of anime. But it must be good for popping up higher than some other good threads.

Shadow Matt's thread is one I have yet to discover and dive into. But it seems interesting. I'll try to get around to it soon!

Yaaay! GB made it. Great thread she has. The write-ups may be short, but it's not about length. It's clear her thread has a different focus and I like that focus a lot. Great, small, direct, on point reviewing of the movies she sees. Love it. :)

Omnizoa
03-07-16, 08:28 AM
28. Omni's Daily Dose
1 List -- 7 Points


Beh- got me.

cricket
03-07-16, 08:42 AM
Anything Used Future does is brilliant, hopefully he gets back to posting more.

Omnizoa does everything with great style, but I almost never read about anime.

GB's could have been thread of the year for 2015 if she kept up with it, one of my favorite threads when it's going.

Haven't seen Shadow Matt's yet.

Gatsby
03-07-16, 09:02 AM
Oh yeah - GBG's thread is great, even though she tends to post films I haven't seen.

Daniel M
03-07-16, 09:43 AM
Okay, thanks y'all, I was just wondering. I make typos too, sometimes embarrassing ones when I read my posts again...

Also, I kind of wanted to tease Daniel a bit for all the times he categorized me, Gatsby and a few others as "new members" who he "can't really remember" or whatever, despite having been here more than 1 year and some over 2 years as well. What an arrogant son of a *****. :D

When did I do this?

But yeah, probably lots of typos in my old reviews. I type incredibly fast and never really used to bother to check much. Sometimes I still don't. I think it's good looking back at some of the points I made and at the enthusiasm I had back then reviewing some films, and there are reviews like my one for Rango which I really like.

CiCi
03-07-16, 09:48 AM
I'm almost certain he's refering to the thread where we nominated people for MoFies :lol:

The Sci-Fi Slob
03-07-16, 10:08 AM
Down to 26 and I still haven't appeared yet!

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cricket
03-07-16, 10:15 AM
Down to 26 and I still haven't appeared yet!

https://media2.giphy.com/media/QRYJZ197L3rsk/200.gif

You kind of did; you showed up before the 1 pointers.

Daniel M
03-07-16, 10:21 AM
I'm almost certain he's refering to the thread where we nominated people for MoFies :lol:

When I made the post MM had been here for 10 months, Gatsby for 9. I didn't think it was unreasonable to call them new.

The Sci-Fi Slob
03-07-16, 10:25 AM
You kind of did; you showed up before the 1 pointers.

https://media.giphy.com/media/i6IqXuLaTdqRW/giphy.gif

Miss Vicky
03-07-16, 11:07 AM
I don't think I've looked at ShadowMatt's thread at all.

I peak into Omni and GBG's threads from time to time, but too often they discuss films that I have no interest in.

TheUsualSuspect
03-07-16, 11:29 AM
Yeah. Let's try and speed things up a bit. I did Top 100 Mofos in 2 days!!!!

Optimus
03-07-16, 12:13 PM
How impatient are you lot. I'll leave the pics now and just post the list.

Optimus
03-07-16, 12:16 PM
25. Ursa Guy's Film Revies
List's 2 --- 8 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=42148&highlight=Ursa

Optimus
03-07-16, 12:20 PM
24. Pike's Peaks Picks
List's 2 -- 9 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=34742&highlight=Pikes+peaks+picks

Optimus
03-07-16, 12:27 PM
23. Mark F's Movie Tab
1 List -- 10 Points

Check Reviews Out here.
Couldn't Find thread haha

Camo
03-07-16, 12:28 PM
I gave Mark F sole ownership of the Movie Tab :laugh:

MovieMeditation
03-07-16, 12:29 PM
No pictures. Man this countdown sucks...

Hahah I'm teasing you, Optimus, don't worry you are doing a fine job! Well... passable... it's okay... average.

:D

Camo
03-07-16, 12:31 PM
Yeah, Optimus speed up and post pictures and would it kill you to write a review of each review thread

seanc
03-07-16, 12:46 PM
I gave Mark F sole ownership of the Movie Tab :laugh:

Hilarious. I was just thinking yesterday that I should have done that.

Miss Vicky
03-07-16, 12:59 PM
I considered doing that, but wasn't sure if it would be counted as a valid vote.

Optimus
03-07-16, 01:54 PM
Edit

Citizen Rules
03-07-16, 02:14 PM
GBG logbook thread is great! I enjoy reading it and voted for it too.

Optimus
03-07-16, 02:41 PM
22. Cobpayth's Film Reviews
2 List's -- 10 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=31417

Optimus
03-07-16, 02:46 PM
21. The Sci Fi Slob Reviews
2 List's -- 10 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=34247

Optimus
03-07-16, 02:50 PM
20. Step Right In! Witness A Swan Discuss Cinema!
4 List's -- 13 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=42968&highlight=Swan

Miss Vicky
03-07-16, 03:33 PM
I've checked all of these threads out at one point or another, but haven't really followed them and they didn't make my list.

Incidentally, that should say Cobpyth (as in Cobra python) not Cobpayth.

MovieMeditation
03-07-16, 03:40 PM
I've checked all of these threads out at one point or another, but haven't really followed them and they didn't make my list.
Same.

:)

Gatsby
03-07-16, 06:38 PM
I gave Mark F sole ownership of the Movie Tab :laugh:
Bravo, bravo. This is a work of genius.

http://i.imgur.com/jbhjjaT.gif

gbgoodies
03-07-16, 10:24 PM
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28. Omni's Daily Dose
1 List -- 7 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=43989&highlight=Omni


"Omni's Daily Dose of Anime" was #4 on my list. I don't watch much anime, (other than what's nominated in the HoFs here on MoFo), so this is another thread where I have little interest in what is being reviewed, but the reviews are so entertaining to read that I had to include it on my list. Great job Omni. :up:

Tugg
03-07-16, 10:28 PM
I gave Ursa guy 2 points. :up:

gbgoodies
03-07-16, 10:34 PM
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27. GbGoodies Movie Log Book
1 List -- 8 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38347&highlight=Gbgoodies

Yaaay! GB made it. Great thread she has. The write-ups may be short, but it's not about length. It's clear her thread has a different focus and I like that focus a lot. Great, small, direct, on point reviewing of the movies she sees. Love it. :)

GB's could have been thread of the year for 2015 if she kept up with it, one of my favorite threads when it's going.


Oh yeah - GBG's thread is great, even though she tends to post films I haven't seen.

I peak into Omni and GBG's threads from time to time, but too often they discuss films that I have no interest in.

GBG logbook thread is great! I enjoy reading it and voted for it too.


Thanks for the kind words everyone, and a special Thank You to Citizen Rules for voting for my thread. I had no idea that people were enjoying my thread that much because I usually say very little about each movie. It doesn't even compare to most of the other review threads on this site.

And just for the record, I haven't abandoned my thread. I've just been very busy with work as the holidays blend into one another around this time of the year. I've stil been watching movies, and I have a whole long list of movies to add, but since it's no longer 2015, (and my Logbook was dated 2015), I'll probably start a new movie thread when I'm ready.

gbgoodies
03-07-16, 10:39 PM
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26. Shadow Matt's Reviews
2 List's -- 8 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=44369


"ShadowMatt's Reviews" thread was #6 on my list. I like the way his reviews are done. They're nicely spaced by questions, almost as if he's being interviewed. The reviews are not too long or too short, with just enough information in each review.

Keep up the great work, ShadowMatt. :up:

gbgoodies
03-07-16, 10:46 PM
Some of these review threads ended around the time that I joined MoFo, so this countdown is going to be a great way for me to go back and read some of the old review threads that I didn't even know existed.

Omnizoa
03-07-16, 11:31 PM
"Omni's Daily Dose of Anime" was #4 on my list. I don't watch much anime, (other than what's nominated in the HoFs here on MoFo), so this is another thread where I have little interest in what is being reviewed, but the reviews are so entertaining to read that I had to include it on my list. Great job Omni. :up:
Cripes, thank you, GBG. :3

Optimus
03-08-16, 03:56 AM
19. Reviews From The Future
2 List's -- 16 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=16553

Optimus
03-08-16, 05:42 AM
18. Captain Spaulding Cinematic Catalogue
2 List's -- 17 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=35827&highlight=Captain+spaulding+cinematic

Optimus
03-08-16, 05:46 AM
17. Christine's Reviews
5 List's -- 24 Point's

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=14968

Optimus
03-08-16, 05:49 AM
I voted for Christine's reviews. I like some of the movie she reviews, plus her reviews get to the point without being so long.

Optimus
03-08-16, 09:16 AM
16. Gatsby New And Improved Flick Critique
4 List's -- 31 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=41036&highlight=Gatsby...

Optimus
03-08-16, 09:22 AM
15. The Resident Bitch's Movie Log
9 List's -- 33 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=43738

Gatsby
03-08-16, 09:35 AM
I voted for MV's thread. What I like is that she's constantly envolving which each review, and is very active and open to discussion.

Thanks for the votes guys. :) If you notice, even though I'm only on four lists I got 31 points, which means... damn I have a cult following. :D

TheUsualSuspect
03-08-16, 09:45 AM
Now we're getting to some high lists.

9??? That's impressive.

Optimus
03-08-16, 11:05 AM
14. Iro's Film Diary
7 List's -- 36 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=44064...

Miss Vicky
03-08-16, 11:11 AM
I voted for Gatsby, Christine and Iro.

I like that Gatsby has his own style of reviews and puts a lot of effort into them. Christine's reviews are to the point. As I told her, longer isn't always better. I often find myself getting cross eyed trying to read those novels other people post.

I rarely agree with Iro's overall opinions of films, but his reviews are intelligent and very well written. I had a tough time deciding whether to vote for his Film Diary, his One Movie A Day Thread or both. Ultimately I chose the diary.

And a big thank you to the 9 of you who voted for me. I never set out to be a reviewer. I was really just trying to get out of a slump and encourage myself to watch more movies but it's become something much more stimulating and challenging than that.

Optimus
03-08-16, 11:14 AM
13. Gideon58 Reviews
11 List's -- 37 Point's

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=32719

Miss Vicky
03-08-16, 11:18 AM
Gideon's reviews started out being probably well written, but his lack of formatting was infuriating. Over time he's corrected that and I enjoy seeing what he has to say.

TheUsualSuspect
03-08-16, 11:26 AM
I only put one of Iro's review thread on my list. So I suspect both will show.

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 11:31 AM
I don't think Used Future's thread is one I ever checked out, but I sure will now. All the way back from 08. But it was having activity in 15, so it must've been going for a long good while. Good job, UF.

Spaulding's reviews I didn't vote for in favor of more overlooked threads, but his reviews were great. Always enjoy those as much as I enjoy the same-length comments he leaves around the forums. :D

christine is the sweetest person ever and her reviews are great and full of personality. I didn't vote for her, but I've read some of her works, definitely.

And here was my number one... Gatsby's thread. That was defintiely a literal new and improved thread, since he seemed to take everything to new heights. Somehow he reminds me of myself in terms of style, though he definitely holds his own. There's just something about his language and way of writing that I like. And he goes through the movies nicely. Too bad he isn't higher.

MV I didn't vote for, but I've read her reviews from time time. She seems more active in her thread lately, maybe I should jump in and be just as active in there.

Iro I voted for, of course. Solid reviews, always, though they seem less personal but maybe more professional. But whatever the case might be, I often find myself reading his stuff, so he must be doing something right. And that one movie a day diary was hella impressive too and will probably be top 5 at least.

Gideon is a fine writer, but I didn't vote for the thread. 11 lists though, clearly a favorite here.

Top 10 approaching... Exciting!

The Rodent
03-08-16, 11:41 AM
1.
2.
3.
4. Reviews From The Future
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. Ashdoc’s Bollywood Movie Reviews

Optimus
03-08-16, 11:59 AM
Anyone want to guese top 5 hehe.

Optimus
03-08-16, 12:03 PM
12. CiCi Horror Reviews
7 List's -- 41 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=42481&highlight=Cici

The Rodent
03-08-16, 12:05 PM
CiCi's was another of mine...




1.


2. Cici’s Horror Reviews!


3.


4. Reviews From The Future


5.


6.


7.


8.


9.


10. Ashdoc’s Bollywood Movie Reviews

Optimus
03-08-16, 12:09 PM
11. Iro's One Movie A Day
7 List's -- 43 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38338

Miss Vicky
03-08-16, 12:09 PM
I don't care for horror so I haven't read CiCi's reviews, but I'm not surprised to see the thread so high.

Looks like having two excellent review threads split the vote and kept Iro out of the top ten. Shame.

The Rodent
03-08-16, 12:11 PM
Sadly, I couldn't get Iro's thread into my list... it's a massive achievement though but we were only allowed 10 lists. He was in my choices of about 20 or so, but never made the 10.

Optimus
03-08-16, 12:15 PM
I voted for CiCi too. Not really a fan of horror movies but i really enjoyed the thread.

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 12:41 PM
Looks like having two excellent review threads split the vote and kept Iro out of the top ten. Shame.
Yeah, unfortunately that's probably the reason...

I voted for Iro's thread and of course I voted for Callum's thread too. He came in here as a nobody who most still thought was a girl at this point, but he brought some serious talent and personality with his reviews. Great thread full of great reviews!

Camo
03-08-16, 12:54 PM
I voted for MV and Iro's One Movie A Day. CiCi, Gatsby, gbg and a few others are great, i kind of threw my list together and this countdown has made me realize i have to check out review threads more often.

Optimus
03-08-16, 01:58 PM
10. Suspect's Reviews
11 List's -- 61 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=10805

The Rodent
03-08-16, 02:04 PM
Another of mine...


1.
2. Cici’s Horror Reviews!
3.
4. Reviews From The Future
5.
6.
7.
8. Suspect’s Reviews
9.
10. Ashdoc’s Bollywood Movie Reviews

Optimus
03-08-16, 02:06 PM
9. MovieMeditation Diary Reviews
10 List's -- 67 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38448

Camo
03-08-16, 02:17 PM
I voted for Movie Med. As a reviewer though i wasn't thinking of a specific thread, when asked which one i said the more popular one haha, so if there is another one still to come then i voted for that.

Optimus
03-08-16, 02:29 PM
8. Rodents Reviews
14 List's -- 73 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=27559

Camo
03-08-16, 02:31 PM
Just noticed Swans thread made it, i didn't vote for it but it is a great thread. I always enjoy hearing his thoughts on movies and was devastated when he said he was done with movies for the time being after dropping out of a HOF :(, thankfully it was short-lived :).

Camo
03-08-16, 02:31 PM
I voted for Rodents Reviews. It was actually the first review thread i started reading after joining, lot of fun and straight to the point.

Optimus
03-08-16, 02:32 PM
7. Optimus Reviews
14 List's -- 73 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38904

Optimus
03-08-16, 02:34 PM
I voted for Rodents Reviews. His thread is awesome and i love his layout.

Also thanks to everyone who voted for my thread. I honestly didn't expect it to place so high so ime very happy. As i mentioned earlier in the thread, ime not the greatest at writing so i really was shocked.

Camo
03-08-16, 02:36 PM
Congrats. Optimus :up:. Not gonna lie i haven't read any of your reviews yet. I just bookmarked the thread to remind me to check some of them out later though.

Also i'm still not convinced you aren't Masterman, who always used ime instead of i'm. So ime convinced i may have read some of your reviews :p.

Optimus
03-08-16, 02:38 PM
Congrats. Optimus :up:. Not gonna lie i haven't read any of your reviews yet. I just bookmarked the thread to remind me to check some of them out later though.

Also i'm still not convinced you aren't Masterman, who always used ime instead of i'm. So ime convinced i may have read some of your reviews :p.

You will never know :p.

Miss Vicky
03-08-16, 02:41 PM
I voted for both Suspect and Optimus. Solid reviewers both. MovieMed is a good reviewer as well, but if I'm being honest I feel like his reviews are too long for my taste.

The Rodent
03-08-16, 02:43 PM
Thanks everyone! 8th place, at least tied with Optimus, 14 lists 73 points. Seriously happy with that :D


Optimus' Thread was another of mine as well :up:


1.
2. Cici’s Horror Reviews!
3. Optimus Reviews
4. Reviews From The Future
5.
6.
7.
8. Suspect’s Reviews
9.
10. Ashdoc’s Bollywood Movie Reviews

Optimus
03-08-16, 02:43 PM
6. MovieMeditation Cinema Reviews
12 List's -- 74 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=37926

Camo
03-08-16, 02:43 PM
MovieMeds reviews double up as a fun little game of finding your place after you go temporarily blind.

Camo
03-08-16, 02:44 PM
Yeah, that is the MM thread i voted for then.

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 02:45 PM
I voted for both Suspect and Optimus. Solid reviewers both. MovieMed is a good reviewer as well, but if I'm being honest I feel like his reviews are too long for my taste.
My diary reviews are usually three-paragraphed, averaging 400-600 words. That's not too bad.

As for my cinema reviews and their length... no comments. :D

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 02:46 PM
Thanks y'all for the votes! I appreciate it. :up:

Optimus
03-08-16, 02:48 PM
I voted for you MM, even tho it does take me a month to read a review.

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 02:55 PM
I voted for you MM, even tho it does take me a month to read a review.
Sounds like record-breaking time to me.

Citizen Rules
03-08-16, 03:12 PM
I have a lot to catch up here and I know I missed some people who I voted for.

I voted for:
Optimus, I like his style: short, colorful and easy to read.
Gideon, who reviews movies many others don't. Always a good read.
And MoFo's Movie Reviewer of 2015, MovieMediation, he's serious about his review writing, so how could I not vote for him. MM, I bet if you only had one review thread you would have been much higher in the countdown. That's true for everyone with 2 or more review threads.

I didn't vote for Miss Vicky as I had a full ballot but I've really enjoyed her review thread. Like Gatsby said each time she write a review she gets better. But I thought her first reviews were good too.

TheUsualSuspect
03-08-16, 03:14 PM
Thanks for the votes everyone. Top Ten. Yay.

I did hold the record for most reviews until Iro shat all over it.

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 03:16 PM
Thanks for the votes everyone. Top Ten. Yay.

I did hold the record for most reviews until Iro shat all over it.
Subliminal diss.

Iro made sh*t reviews.

CiCi
03-08-16, 03:26 PM
12. CiCi Horror Reviews
7 List's -- 41 Points


Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=42481&highlight=Cici

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Aww, thank you everyone, after so many established and respected threads had appeared, I thought this ship had well and thoroughly sailed :lol: You're a bunch of stunners! :p

I voted for CiCi too. Not really a fan of horror movies but i really enjoyed the thread.

Thank you, Optimus! And to Camo, MM, Rodent and the other 3 people who chose me! :)

Yeah, unfortunately that's probably the reason...

I voted for Iro's thread and of course I voted for Callum's thread too. He came in here as a nobody who most still thought was a girl at this point, but he brought some serious talent and personality with his reviews. Great thread full of great reviews!
Oh let's be honest, most people still think I am a woman, the others probably don't believe me :lol: but I posted in the personal pictures thread that one time!

But that means a lot to me, MM! It truly does! :) I'll be making my thread a lot more active from now on! :)

Optimus
03-08-16, 03:54 PM
5. Citizen Rules: Chat And Review
13 List's -- 79 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=37050

TheUsualSuspect
03-08-16, 04:05 PM
I'll have to check my list but I definitely voted for: Iro, CiCi, MV, MM, Citizen off the top of my head.

Swan
03-08-16, 04:07 PM
MM placed higher than me? This list sucks!

*kicks table over*

Miss Vicky
03-08-16, 04:10 PM
Citizen is a really good reviewer and quite knowledgeable about film. I seriously considered voting for him, but with only ten slots he got cut.

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 04:23 PM
Citizen beat out many greats, but there is a reason for that. His reviews are really good but most importantly they hold close to a perfect balance between long/short length, simple/complicated wording, wide/narrow structure and so on...

This does not mean he just aims to be universally likable, but he simply deliver some great straight-forward reviews that everybody can enjoy.

Citizen rules indeed...

Camo
03-08-16, 04:34 PM
I like that Citizen takes the time to answer and hold a discussion with multiple people at one time. Maybe should have voted for his thread instead of Bluedeed or Bluelion but then they wouldn't have been included if i didn't and Citizen wouldn't have moved up.

TheUsualSuspect
03-08-16, 04:41 PM
So is JayDee #1????


Boring.

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 04:46 PM
C'mon, let's finish this bitch.

Camo
03-08-16, 04:47 PM
Hopefully the #1 - http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=41643

Optimus
03-08-16, 06:34 PM
4. In The 10 Ring The Gunslinger45 Reviews.
12 List's -- 82 Points
Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=31798

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 06:36 PM
Of course I voted for Guns! Slingin' those reviews like a Master at work. Rightfully sealed in the top five...

Camo
03-08-16, 06:37 PM
Great #4. Would have been a great #1.

The Rodent
03-08-16, 06:38 PM
Makes 2 more of mine :D


1.
2. Cici’s Horror Reviews!
3. Optimus Reviews
4. Reviews From The Future
5. In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's Reviews
6.
7. Citizen Rules...Cinamaesque Chat-N-Review
8. Suspect’s Reviews
9.
10. Ashdoc’s Bollywood Movie Reviews

Optimus
03-08-16, 06:39 PM
3. Superb Scenes With SeanC
13 List's -- 95 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=30801

Camo
03-08-16, 06:41 PM
This is mine so far, sorry to everyone i didn't vote for.

1.Mark F - Movie Tab
2.Miss Vicky
3.
4.
5.Movie Meditation
6.Iroquois
7.The Rodent
8.Daniel M
9.Bluedeed
10.Bluelion

Camo
03-08-16, 06:43 PM
Sean :up:

Optimus
03-08-16, 06:44 PM
2. Sexy Cineplexy Reviews
16 List's -- 96 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=13118

The Rodent
03-08-16, 06:44 PM
Another...




1. Superb Scenes With Seanc


2. Cici’s Horror Reviews!


3. Optimus Reviews


4. Reviews From The Future


5. In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's Reviews


6.


7. Citizen Rules...Cinamaesque Chat-N-Review


8. Suspect’s Reviews


9.


10. Ashdoc’s Bollywood Movie Reviews

The Rodent
03-08-16, 06:45 PM
And another...




1. Superb Scenes With Seanc


2. Cici’s Horror Reviews!


3. Optimus Reviews


4. Reviews From The Future


5. In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's Reviews


6.


7. Citizen Rules...Cinamaesque Chat-N-Review


8. Suspect’s Reviews


9. Sexy Cineplexy: Reviews


10. Ashdoc’s Bollywood Movie Reviews

Optimus
03-08-16, 06:47 PM
1. Jaydee Movie Musings
17 List's -- 107 Points

Check Reviews Out Here
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=25468

Camo
03-08-16, 06:47 PM
SC was my #3. I was really sick once and i remember he updated his thread with whatever and i ended up reading through his thread which took my mind off my sickness. HIs reviews whether they are in the thread or not are hilarious and well written, and comforting for sick people apparently.

1.Mark F - Movie Tab
2.Miss Vicky
3.Sexy Celebrity
4.
5.Movie Meditation
6.Iroquois
7.The Rodent
8.Daniel M
9.Bluedeed
10.Bluelion

Optimus
03-08-16, 06:49 PM
Sexy was my number 1 pick. Very funny review thread that has me laughing alot.

Camo
03-08-16, 06:49 PM
Aye, JayDee was my #4 obviously. The only reason he wasn't higher is that i suspect he may be Scottish.

1.Mark F - Movie Tab
2.Miss Vicky
3.Sexy Celebrity
4.JayDee
5.Movie Meditation
6.Iroquois
7.The Rodent
8.Daniel M
9.Bluedeed
10.Bluelion

Gatsby
03-08-16, 06:51 PM
I voted for MovieMed (his cinema reviews), CiCi, Sexy. Citizen Rules and Seanc. They're all great reviewers. :up:

I didn't put JayDee on my list because obviously he doesn't need my help to take the top spot. :D

The Rodent
03-08-16, 06:52 PM
1. Superb Scenes With Seanc
2. Cici’s Horror Reviews!
3. Optimus Reviews
4. Reviews From The Future
5. In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's Reviews
6. JayDee’s Movie Musings
7. Citizen Rules...Cinamaesque Chat-N-Review
8. Suspect’s Reviews
9. Sexy Cineplexy: Reviews
10. Ashdoc’s Bollywood Movie Reviews
JayDee makes the last from my list then :D

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 06:53 PM
Every thread on this page was ON my list! :up:

Optimus
03-08-16, 06:57 PM
Thanks everyone for sending your list's and getting involved in this thread. Its great to see so many people checking out members review threads and bringing more attention to the hard work you all put into your threads. Keep them all updated because The Mofo's Review Countdown 2 will soon be here, and hopefully it will be bigger and better next time around. Thanks everyone.

Tugg
03-08-16, 06:59 PM
Sexy Cineplexy: Reviews
Superb Scenes With Seanc
MovieMeditation's Diary Reviews// "Come and meditate with me!"
Optimus Reviews
Iro's Film Diary
Gideon58's Reviews
MovieMeditation's Cinema Reviews
Iro's One Movie a Day Thread
Ursa Guy's Film Reviews
The Resident Bitch's Movie Log (Miss Vicky)

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 07:03 PM
I'll be double-dogged damned! TWO votes? :eek: you're far too kind, Tugg!

Optimus
03-08-16, 07:05 PM
I'll be double-dogged damned! TWO votes? :eek: you're far too kind, Tugg!

A few members gave you 2 votes.

Gatsby
03-08-16, 07:06 PM
This thread made me realize that

1) I need to post more reviews
2) I'm underrated :p

Optimus
03-08-16, 07:08 PM
This thread made me realize that

1) I need to post more reviews
2) I'm underrated :p

3. I need to check out more review threads.

MovieMeditation
03-08-16, 07:09 PM
A few members gave you 2 votes.
Yeah, I see many of the same people comment and rep in both of my threads, but with only 10 slots I'm very thankful to take 2 full spots. Thanks again y'all and this was a fun list. Let's all read and write some more until next time! ;)

seanc
03-08-16, 07:16 PM
Thank you guys for voting for me, I am flattered. I don't do as many full reviews as I did when I started but I enjoy posting about everything I see. I don't remember my list exactly but I will mention those I voted for for sure. We have some great reviewers here at MoFo. JD, MM, CR, Iro, Suspect, MV, Goodies, and my boy Swan lately. You guys push me to write more, even though I don't a lot of the year. ;)

Sorry if I forgot anyone. I truly enjoy everyone that contributes. Mark, Cricket, and Holden are three of the best contributors here and don't even have there own thread. That's what makes this the best place to talk flicks on the interwebs.

Tugg
03-08-16, 07:30 PM
I'll be double-dogged damned! TWO votes? :eek: you're far too kind, Tugg!
You are probably the best reviewer on the forum. :up:


- Sexy reviews are hilarious.
- Seanc is straight to the point, just how I like it.
- Optimus makes his reviews interesting by styling and he doesn't give an overload of information.
- Iro has a tendency to make interesting and unique points about movies.
- Gideon infuses reviews with personality and isn't afraid to differ in opinion on movies.
- For me, Ursaguy and Miss Vicky tend to review relevant movies and keep review lengths reasonable.

rauldc14
03-08-16, 07:34 PM
I am too lazy to review 98% of the time. I'd rather use my spare time watching more films :)

Sexy Celebrity
03-08-16, 07:40 PM
I find it somewhat shocking in a way that I'm #2 (AGAIN! Just like in Top MoFos Countdown Part 3) because I've never been nominated for a Best Reviewer MoFie.

I don't write reviews that much anymore, but to celebrate this victory, I'll be writing a new review ASAP. I have some I can do.

I don't have my Top 10 list for this countdown anymore -- and don't really want it because I don't want to reveal who I put on it.

If JayDee is the King of Reviews, I'm now declaring myself the Queen.

My thread began in 2007 so it's almost 10 years old now. During some bad days in my life, I've enjoyed and even got a kind of therapy from watching films and writing those reviews.

I even have a celebrity endorsement -- REX REED, the movie reviewer, has actually checked out my thread and called it funny.

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR ME AND WHO READS SEXY CINEPLEXY: REVIEWS!:leo::hogan::whoopi:

Swan
03-08-16, 07:43 PM
Thank you guys for voting for me, I am flattered. I don't do as many full reviews as I did when I started but I enjoy posting about everything I see. I don't remember my list exactly but I will mention those I voted for for sure. We have some great reviewers here at MoFo. JD, MM, CR, Iro, Suspect, MV, Goodies, and my boy Swan lately. You guys push me to write more, even though I don't a lot of the year. ;)

Sorry if I forgot anyone. I truly enjoy everyone that contributes. Mark, Cricket, and Holden are three of the best contributors here and don't even have there own thread. That's what makes this the best place to talk flicks on the interwebs.

Thanks dude! I could say the same about you.

And thanks to whoever voted for me. When this started I didn't think I'd even make this list. I don't know why. I'm a bit of an inconsistent writer with my thread but I hope I'm a decent one. I'm not JayDee or MM, but I do think I write from my heart and try to be as somewhat insightful as I can be, and I would say that's my strength. I think with reviews it's important to not hit the standard beats but say things that are actually meaningful and interesting. Maybe that's why I'm inconsistent - I won't write a review if I don't feel I have anything important to say. If I don't feel that passion (there's that word again), I won't start typing.

Anyway, I hope my reviewing speaks to some people, and again thanks to whoever voted for me. I'm very happy with my placement. :)

Congrats to the top ten, major congrats to JayDee (you deserve it, dude), and kudos to Optimus for running this thing!

Sexy Celebrity
03-08-16, 07:43 PM
People who have the balls to give Mannequin and Who's That Girl 5 have something important to say to the world.

Sexy Celebrity
03-08-16, 07:47 PM
Maybe JayDee and I should be a Siskel & Ebert team.

Miss Vicky
03-08-16, 07:49 PM
Unsurprising to see JayDee make #1. He's a bit of a novelist too and I'll admit that I often don't read entire reviews from him, but I admire his enthusiasm and effort - even if he is sometimes wrong about movies. :p

Sexy often reviews off the wall stuff and our tastes are dissimilar, but his reviews are never boring. Gunslinger is another with a lot of enthusiasm and I like that. Seanc and I don't often agree on movies, but I'm always interested to see what he has to say.

Here's my complete list:

1. Iro’s Film Diary
2. JayDee’s Moving Musings
3. In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45’s Reviews
4. Superb Scenes With Seanc
5. Gatsby’s New and Improved Flick Critique
6. Christine’s Reviews
7. Sexy Cineplexy: Reviews
8. Suspect’s Reviews
9. Gideon58’s Reviews
10. Optimus Reviews

Citizen Rules
03-08-16, 09:32 PM
Congrats to all the reviewers who made the countdown! Hell, congrats to anyone who takes the time to write reviews on MoFo!

Thanks guys for the votes and for the kind words, I really appreciate it:)....And a BIG THANKS to Optimus for coming up with this idea and running it! It was a neat idea and it got me to read a bunch of review threads that I hadn't really looked at before.

CiCi
03-08-16, 09:34 PM
Yes! Thank you, Optimus, for all your hard work and commitment to bring this about. This completely brightened up my day, and I'm sure it will have done to many other people, too! :)

TheUsualSuspect
03-08-16, 10:37 PM
Great work Optimus.

Camo
03-08-16, 10:54 PM
Thanks for running this MasterMan :)

Iroquois
03-08-16, 11:34 PM
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/7/72/Picard_intoxicated.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120903204411&path-prefix=en

cricket
03-08-16, 11:38 PM
Thanks for running this MasterMan :)

Wait a minute, Optimus is Masterman?

Camo
03-08-16, 11:59 PM
Wait a minute, Optimus is Masterman?

Yeah.

Camo
03-09-16, 12:00 AM
He said ime Masterman. Which is when i started suspecting he may be Masterman because he also used ime instead of i'm.

The Gunslinger45
03-09-16, 12:02 AM
Holy crap I made it into the top 5?!?!?!? I am shocked! And very thankful! Thanks for the votes all of you!

gbgoodies
03-09-16, 12:33 AM
I had a busy day, so I missed the end of this countdown, but it's nice to see that so many of my favorite review threads placed so high on the countdown.

This is my list.

1) Optimus Reviews (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38904)
2) JayDee's Movie Musings (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=25468)
3) Rodent's Reviews (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=27559)
4) Omni's Daily Dose of Anime (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=43989)
5) Omni's Random Video Noise (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=44485)
6) ShadowMatt's Reviews (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=44369)
7) Suspect's Reviews (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=10805)
8) Citizen Rules...Cinamaesque Chat-n-Review (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=37050)
9) Gideon58's Reviews (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=32719)
10) Sexy Cineplexy: Reviews (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=13118)


I had a hard time narrowing it down to only ten, and an even harder time putting them in some kind of order. There are too many people here who are great reviewers, but who review movies that I don't like, or haven't seen, or whose opinions just rarely agree with mine, so instead of ranking my list by the movies that everyone reviews, my list was based on the information in the reviews, the length of the reviews, how entertaining the reviews are to read, the formatting of the reviews, etc.

The review threads near the top of my list, (Optimus, JayDee, and Rodent), got bumped higher because they're nicely formatted, easy and enjoyable to read, include some fun trivia, and the length of the reviews is not too long or too short.

The threads in the middle section of the my list, (Omnizoa's threads), are more entertaining than most of the other threads. They're nicely formatted and easy to read, but the entertainment factor of the threads gave them a boost for me.

ShadowMatt got bumped up a bit because I like the way his reviews are formatted, almost like an interview. It makes them very entertaining and easy to read.

The next section of my list, (Suspect, Citizen Rules, and Gideon), are more straightforward reviews, with nice layouts, great information about the movie, and they're nice lengths, (not too long or too short).

Sexy's review thread is one of the most entertaining review threads on the forum, and it probably would have been higher on my list if he reviewed more movies. The reviews are fun and colorful, and very enjoyable to read. SC, if you post more reviews, you could easily be higher on my list next year.



Honorable Mentions: - These are threads that I really wanted to include on my list, but we were only allowed ten entries, so I didn't have room. :(

These reviews tend to be a little bit longer than many other reviews on the forum, but there's always a lot of information in them, and they're very well-written.

10A) MovieMeditation’s Diary Reviews // “Come and meditate with me!” (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38448)
10B) Iro's One Movie a Day Thread (http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=38338)


I'm sorry that there were so many other great review threads that I just didn't have room for on my list, but we were only allowed ten entries. And remember that just because your review thread didn't make my list, it doesn't mean that I don't follow your thread. I love reading reviews, and I try to read as many review threads as possible.

Thank You to all the wonderful reviewers on MoFo.

And Thank You to Optimus for running this countdown. It was a great idea, and a lot of fun.

Sexy Celebrity
03-09-16, 12:43 AM
I really should have put in more effort. I wasn't that far behind JayDee. Imagine his reaction if I was #1 and he was #2.

gbgoodies
03-09-16, 12:45 AM
I really should have put in more effort. I wasn't that far behind JayDee. Imagine his reaction if I was #1 and he was #2.


You write great reviews. You just don't write enough of them.

Sexy Celebrity
03-09-16, 12:51 AM
I don't really mind. I'm honored to be #2. I mean I was so not really expecting that (I thought it was possible, though, I must admit).

JayDee takes the review thing far more seriously than I do. If I was him and I got #2, I'd be outraged.

The Sci-Fi Slob
03-09-16, 11:33 AM
21. The Sci Fi Slob Reviews
2 List's -- 10 Points

Check Reviews Out Here.
http://www.movieforums.com/community/showthread.php?t=34247


https://49.media.tumblr.com/b4d2f62eb4c7b1b311b5103e8ec46e2e/tumblr_o28ttgHxmo1v6rvzqo1_500.gif

Thanks to everyone who voted for me. :)

Omnizoa
03-09-16, 11:37 AM
Thanks to everyone who voted for me. :)
Like your stuff. Subbed.

JayDee
03-09-16, 12:20 PM
:eek: Wow I won this? I'm honoured and touched and very grateful. Thank you very much to everyone that included me on their lists. It just gives me more encouragement to clear my backlog of reviews and get my thread back up and running properly

I really should have put in more effort. I wasn't that far behind JayDee. Imagine his reaction if I was #1 and he was #2.

You'd have been even closer had I sent in a list. I had intended to but didn't manage it in time. I've lost track with a lot of the review threads over the last year or two but here are some of the people I would have included (not in order) -

Rodent - My old nemesis. Along with myself (not to blow my own trumpet or anything) I think he helped to revitalise the reviews on here. Back when we both started there was hardly anyone posting reviews on a regular basis, now there are loads. And I like the fact he's always trying to improve his reviews in terms of structure, layout, appearance etc (even if he did steal most of his ideas from me! :p)

Gunslinger - One of my favourites. He has a really personal, informal style that I find very enjoyable. I seem to remember one review where he hardly said a thing about the actual film, instead talking about himself, his own history and how it related to the film. He's also perhaps the only person who matches me when it comes to having a good old fanboy rant/rave, particularly about superhero flicks. A while back I actually thought if anyone was going to beat me to the Best Reviewer Mofie it would be him

Miss Vicky - She'd make my list for a few reasons. 1) I love her. 2) I had encouraged her a few times to try writing about films so I'm taking credit for her thread. :D 3) Quite simply I'm really enjoying her thread. It's been nice to see her write-ups improving with each review. 4) I'm her slave

Iroquois - I'm almost positive that Iro is not one person. I think it's a collective of movie reviewers united under the the company name 'Iroquois'; I'm thinking at least 3 or 4 people. That's the only way I can compute how many reviews he was able to churn out last year. I think most of us wouldn't even be able to watch the amount of films he reviewed, let alone also write about them.

Used Future - Would definitely have had to put in one of his threads. Always really enjoyed his writing and his stuff is amongst the most distinctive in terms of what he writes about; he covers films that most other people don't bother with or even know about. I've found so many recommendations from his reviews threads and his DVD thread. Just wish he was here more and got back to writing reviews.

MovieMeditation - The man who snatched my Best Reviewer Mofie from me (and no I don't care whether it was deserved or not!). Be warned that I do plan to take it back! Also the only person who can seemingly match, and even surpass me when it comes to how much he can actually write about a single film. Even I think some of his stuff is ridiculously long.

Sexy Celebrity - The most unique and distinctive reviews thread. There really isn't anyone else who writes quite like Sexy does. Some of it is fantastically entertaining, some of it is just baffling, but it's always interesting.


I would also have included or at least considered the likes of Sci-Fi Slob, Christine, TUS, Sean, GB etc along with some people I'm probably forgetting. I'd also have considered Justin if he were still about, I remember his stuff being really good.

Maybe JayDee and I should be a Siskel & Ebert team.

:lol: I like it. It's actually an idea I've had several times before, teaming up with someone. Think I may even have mentioned it at one point to someone like Rodent or Gunslinger. Could post competing reviews or another idea I had was getting the two reviews and then blending them together as if we were having a conversation.

MovieMeditation
03-09-16, 02:12 PM
I think it's best for everyone if us two aren't the ones teaming up, JayDee.

10,000+ words... We would most likely be responsible for killing some people. Or just one person really, probably Spaulding, since no one would even start reading those. :laugh:

seanc
03-09-16, 02:35 PM
Wait a minute, Optimus is Masterman?

I saw Camo say that twice yesterday and now Optimus has a Superman symbol in his avatar. Didn't Masterman use Superman avatars? Is this real?

Optimus
03-09-16, 02:56 PM
I saw Camo say that twice yesterday and now Optimus has a Superman symbol in his avatar. Didn't Masterman use Superman avatars? Is this real?

Conspiracy theories out in force haha. I have the new Avatar thanks to Rodent. He sent me it today and i thought it was pretty cool.

cricket
03-09-16, 05:00 PM
I think Optimus is Masterman. His 3rd favorite is Warrior, which I watched because of Masterman. I'd feel stupid, I missed Masterman a lot.

Sexy Celebrity
03-09-16, 06:35 PM
:eek: Wow I won this?

Why are people considering it "winning" if you're #1? I don't see it as a contest to win. And I say this as a former #1 Top MoFo. It just means you're #1. That's all.

seanc
03-09-16, 06:35 PM
Mastermsn was cool. I don't see why he wouldn't want people to know, he was well liked.

Sexy Celebrity
03-09-16, 07:26 PM
I have the new Avatar thanks to Rodent. He sent me it today and i thought it was pretty cool.

I don't like it. Too black.

*looks around nervously for Jada*

Nostromo87
03-09-16, 08:46 PM
Why are people considering it "winning" if you're #1? I don't see it as a contest to win. And I say this as a former #1 Top MoFo. It just means you're #1. That's all.

reminds me of a Rosie Perez quote i like from White Men Can't Jump

Sometimes when you win, you really lose.
Sometimes when you lose, you really win.
And sometimes when you win, you really tie

Iroquois
03-10-16, 03:45 AM
Iroquois - I'm almost positive that Iro is not one person. I think it's a collective of movie reviewers united under the the company name 'Iroquois'; I'm thinking at least 3 or 4 people. That's the only way I can compute how many reviews he was able to churn out last year. I think most of us wouldn't even be able to watch the amount of films he reviewed, let alone also write about them.

I'm a one-man army.

Captain Spaulding
03-12-16, 09:40 AM
I do a poor job of keeping up with review threads nowadays, but they're still my favorite threads to follow. If I had remembered to submit a list, it probably would've looked something like this:

JayDee's Movie Musings: He's #1 for a reason. Nobody's reviews are as polished and well balanced. He's mastered the visual presentation, the formatting, his personality shines through in his writing, he covers numerous aspects of every film, he goes the extra mile by adding things like film trivia, he strikes a good balance between objectivity and subjectivity (with the exception of superhero films, at least), his writing flows smoothly and is enjoyable to read . . . I wish his taste was a little more aligned with my own, but that's never stopped him from being my favorite reviewer.

In the 10 Ring: Gunslinger45's Reviews: I love his laid-back, conversational writing style. He injects a ton of personality into his writing, as well as a raunchy sense of humor that regularly makes me laugh. Whether he's ranting about the idiocy of Terminator Genisys or raving about the latest Marvel movie, his passion for cinema bleeds through in his writing. He's not afraid to share personal anecdotes related to his viewing experience. He's had the unique opportunity to see several classics on the big screen and report back on the experience. I also admire how varied his taste is. He might review the latest mainstream blockbuster, follow it up with a sleazy exploitation film, then go on a Kurosawa marathon.

MovieMeditation's Cinema Reviews and Diary Reviews: Sure, he gets a little carried away sometimes with the puns and alliteration, but MovieMed is second to none when it comes to the time and effort devoted to each review. English isn't even his first language, yet he has a better grasp of the language and a more impressive vocabulary than almost anyone I know. His writing has an almost poetic rhythm to it. If size matters, MM has everyone beat with his Cinema Reviews, but I enjoy his Diary thread just as much. As yet another sign of his commitment, he's still churning out reviews for films he watched over six months ago. The man takes no short cuts.

Step Right In! Witness a Swan Discuss Cinema: I wish everyone approached cinema with the same level of enthusiasm, joy and passion as our beloved Swan. His attitude is infectious. When he falls in love with a film (or a director or a screenwriter or an actress or an entire genre), I feel like I fall in love by association. Unlike some reviewers, he doesn't take pleasure in tearing apart a film, yet he's still capable of delivering thoughtful, intelligent criticism. His writing always feels personal and intimate. He invites discussion. He shares with us his ever-evolving attitudes and philosophies on cinema (which is a good thing, in my opinion, since I think too many people grow stale in their viewing habits). His Movie a Day By the Bay was one of the best threads of last year, but since it's no longer active, this is probably the thread I would've voted for. He's also one of the coolest, kindest, funniest members of the forum, so that helps.

Gatsby's New and Improved Flick Critique: Like MovieMeditation, I'm stunned by how strong of a writer Gatsby is given that English isn't his first language. If his reviews were less sporadic, I think he'd widely be considered as one of the top three reviewers on the forum. He has excellent taste (although it's a shame he has such a disconnect with horror). When Gatsby sings the praises of a film, I know that particular film is worthwhile, even if I may not feel as strongly about the film as he does. His reviews are the perfect length -- long enough to provide plenty of substance, yet short enough to keep the ADD crowd from bitching.

80's Trash From the Future: Used Future has become one of my favorite members, yet I don't think I've ever even interacted with him. Between this thread, his DVD thread, his favorites list, and even some of his old Movie Tab posts I've gone back and read, he's responsible for more movies in my watchlist than anyone else. He's essentially our tour guide through the gutter of cinema. I've never seen anyone who possesses such an extensive knowledge of B-movies and exploitation. Too many people thumb their noses at so-called "trashy" cinema, but I think such films often boast a higher level of creativity and love of the craft (even if the talent may be lacking) than what you'll find in mainstream cinema. It's a shame that UF doesn't post more frequently, but at least he's given people like myself a treasure trove of goodies to sort through and discover.

Superb Scenes with Seanc: I think I'm more likely to love a film that Sean gives one popcorn than a film he awards a perfect rating, yet he's been one of my favorite reviewers since I joined the forum. His older, much longer reviews are fantastic (especially his reviews of PTA's films). I think too many reviewers focus only on the technical aspects (acting, writing, cinematography, etc.) and ignore the themes of a film. Not Seanc -- at least not when he takes the time to write his longer, more detailed and extensive reviews. When he puts his mind to it, he's capable of examining the soul of a film better than anyone. I just wish he pushed himself to do it more often.

Nostromo87's Slash Vault: Normally, I'm partial to reviews that have a little more heft and a lot more paragraphs, but Nostromo's one-of-a-kind reviews are an exception. He marches to the beat of his own drum. He might talk about standing on a chair while wearing a ball glove. Or he might edit together a video. Or make a Vocaroo recording. Or drop some song lyrics. Or dress up in a werewolf costume. You never know what to expect from Nostromo, but it's always fun, it's always stylish, and it's always cool. Despite my love of the horror genre, I've never been a big fan of slashers, but Nostromo's Slash Vault, as well as the Slasher Hall of Fame, inspired me to revisit a subgenre I'd ignored for several years. I've now discovered several underrated gems like The Burning that I'd rank among my favorite horror films. Hopefully Nostromo will re-open the vault at some point and deliver more bloody delights.

Sexy's Reviews probably would've rounded out my list, but since he finished #2 and I now have the benefit of hindsight, I'd like to think that I would've been as clever as Camo and thrown another vote toward Mark F's Movie Tab. Sometimes when I'm on here in the middle of the night and there's no activity on the forum, I choose pages at random in the Movie Tab and read old posts from several years ago. The Movie Tab used to be so much more awesome than it is nowadays. People used to consistently write at length about the films they watched instead of just posting ratings. And even with so much more activity in the thread back in the day, it's rare that you go more than a page or two without finding an awesome post (or posts) by Mark F where he writes multi-paragraph reviews for several films at once, showing off his unparalleled knowledge and understanding of cinema. I always feel smarter after reading his reviews.

(Oh, and thank you to the two people who voted for my thread, even though it's been collecting dust for about a year and a half. And f*ck you to everyone who didn't. :p)

MovieMeditation
03-12-16, 09:56 AM
God damn, Spaulding, how I love these write-ups! Good write-through of each reviewer there and you pretty much nailed the most important and characteristic aspect of each one... that means me, too, with that wordplay and all. I know, I know. :p

But really, not only is that a good write-up, it also shows that you actually have dived into each reviewer - not just in preperation for this countdown - but on several occasions, just because you like and respect the people who do that stuff. Commitment goes both ways.

MovieMeditation
03-12-16, 10:52 AM
Now that this awesome list is over, I was thinking something...

Are anybody seeing any potential in a countdown about countdowns? Or is it just me?

You know, make a countdown of all the personal lists made by MoFos on the forum? Whatever the lists might be about... an all-time list, a best shoot outs lists, a comedy list, a horror list, a soundtrack list....... YOU NAME IT!

It just has to be created by a MoFo and you can vote for whatever reason you like that list - layout, write-ups, movies, quality - whatever you find relevant.

Yay or nay?

The Rodent
03-12-16, 10:54 AM
Would the Countdowns Countdown be eligible for the countdown?

Gatsby
03-12-16, 10:54 AM
Another huge circle jerk sounds good to me. :up:

MovieMeditation
03-12-16, 11:01 AM
So people don't misunderstand, I obviously mean those threads created by a single member.

I feel like we already have votes for the 60s list, 50s list and whatever whenever we do the yearly Mofies...

So I mean all those created by a single member with their own opinion... like FW's shootout countdown, neiba's recent all-time countdown, WHATEVER IT IS! That's the countdown about countdowns I would like to see.

Cobpyth
03-12-16, 02:15 PM
Wow. I'm surprised I still made this list.

I actually think my early reviews are of a pretty poor quality (mostly), but some of my last ones at least did have something meaningful to say about the films in question.

Thanks a lot to the two people who remembered my list and voted for it. Very much appreciated.

And of course:

CONGRATULATIONS, JayDee!

Well deserved. ;) :up:

Optimus
03-13-16, 03:36 PM
Go for it Med,