The 2015 MoFies Awards - THE CEREMONY!!!!!! !!!

[Sexy Celebrity]

All you have to do to win these awards is keep being friends with people here and not bother some people. Something I'm not always good at doing myself. It's nothing but a popularity contest.

[Swan]

It's nothing but a popularity contest.

I was literally just going to post the same thing, but I didn't want to be mean. I don't get why people get hung up about these types of things.

[Iroquois]

That makes sense. I am pretty unpopular.

[Sexy Celebrity]

That makes sense. I am pretty unpopular.

You need to change your avatar. You look unhappy.

This is Miss Vicky's problem too -- she needs to ditch Gladiator Joaquin. Looks too mean. Sends off bad vibes.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Just look at Christine -- big ol' smiling sun in her avatar. She wins Ray of Sunshine.

[Miss Vicky]

This is Miss Vicky's problem too -- she needs to ditch Gladiator Joaquin. Looks too mean. Sends off bad vibes.

That ain't gonna happen. I've kept this avatar because I think it suits me really well. I don't put on a facade here. I don't really have separate online and real life personas. This is all me. The real me. Take it or leave it.

[Sexy Celebrity]

Well, then, Miss Vicky, aim for the Most Controversial award next year.

You HAVE been nominated for that before, actually.

[The Gunslinger45]

That ain't gonna happen. I've kept this avatar because I think it suits me really well. I don't put on a facade here. I don't really have separate online and real life personas. This is all me. The real me. Take it or leave it.

Girl, be you.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We all wear masks.

[Swan]

Girl, be you.

*Snap snap snap*

!!!!

[Iroquois]

You need to change your avatar. You look unhappy.

I don't want to mislead people.

[Miss Vicky]

Well, then, Miss Vicky, aim for the Most Controversial award next year.

You HAVE been nominated for that before, actually.

I really don't see myself as controversial, though, just honest.

[Gatsby]

I should have won best avatar.

[The Gunslinger45]

*Snap snap snap*

!!!!

Well played.

[Sexy Celebrity]

*Snap snap snap*

!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/urWRH6P.gif

[Swan]

We all know Miss Vicky is, deep down, a total sweetheart.

[Miss Vicky]

We're halfway through January. Ditch the hat, Gatsby.

[Sexy Celebrity]

I should have won best avatar.

I voted for Cricket, but honestly, after sending in my votes, I regretted not voting for you. I feel your avatar is actually one of the most memorable and you never really change it. And it's a contradiction because someone named Gatsby shouldn't really have a Judge Judy avatar.

[Gatsby]

I'm way too lazy to ditch a hat I like. It's cold dammit.

[Sexy Celebrity]

We all know Miss Vicky is, deep down, a total sweetheart.

She is. She's mush on the inside.

[tatmmw2]

Hello guys I hope I have enough space for every word I want to say.

To begin, sorry for being late as some may know today was my birthday, it's 3am in Argentina my family just went back to their homes and I am really tired from this beatiful day.

I really want to be a part of this I really love the idea when I saw it. I've been reading for 30 minutes the 26 pages of the Moffies xD. Which I really want to thank Rodent for hosting in a really creative and organized way.

I kind of lost track of the forum a few months after I join so I can't really argue about why wasn't even close of being the best new MoFo. I am just sad that I wasn't nominated ;(. Well this event is to celebrate a year of accomplishments so I am not sad xD :3 I am happy for you FW, you seem to deserve it :d. (30 mins wasn't enough time to read all the posts, I just read something else T_T, False Writter's speech, You deserve more :_ you deserve the world)

Also I made 1 or 2 minigames so I am grateful that they weren't even nominated to Worst thread, and who would be a better Mofo to present it than Gantai/IroquiFriedChicken xDD. And talking about shocks I really didn't knew MV and SC where a couple *-*. I may have suspect something about Camou but.. Just kidding xD. Maybe I do don't know a thing about you Mofos :(

It can be a blind promise but I want to say I will try for now on to improve in the MoForum (but not my english though) I want to become a better Mofo and to know you guys a little better. Hope this year I try a little harder xD

And I would like to add that I hope someone do a really good job as Rodent did this year on the upcoming Moffies, I will do my best to get one of the moffies next year because that's my Road to ninja/ninja way whatever the hell you said that naruto crap in english xDD and the most important thing, congrats to you all, you really deserve it. And congrats to grandma for his Worst Post, way to go Fate xDD
That ain't gonna happen. I've kept this avatar because I think it suits me really well. I don't put on a facade here. I don't really have separate online and real life personas. This is all me. The real me. Take it or leave it.
I am jelous I don't have that kind of avatar ;( I guess this year's first task for me is to find one...but I will sleep now, hope this massive text is legible and not that hard to understand (I am on the phone also) whatever hopefully it's not, night night.

[Iroquois]

Fried chicken?

[Miss Vicky]

And talking about shocks I really didn't knew MV and SC where a couple *-*. I may have suspect something about Camou but.. Just kidding xD. Maybe I do don't know a thing about you Mofos :(

None of the nominated "couples" are actually couples. ;)

[Mr Minio]

Not only didn't I win Funniest MoFo, but I wasn't even nominated!

Just as I promised:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E

[rauldc14]

Didn't u tie as funniest Mofo one year SC?

With HK?

[Miss Vicky]

Didn't u tie as funniest Mofo one year SC?

With HK?

They tied two years ago.

[Sexy Celebrity]

In regards to the Funniest MoFo nominees....

I think all of them would watch horror movies all day with you guys.

A lot of horror is actually really very funny.

I do completely understand the "horror comedy" genre.

Humorous horror exists to ease our anxieties about death. All humor is meant to relieve tension, to laugh at something horrible. Everyone has an inner comedian and everybody's is dark and twisted and totally horrible. Totally wrong. Not everyone, though, is willing to accept and embrace the lengths and depths their own hysterical wickedness can go.

[Mr Minio]

All humor is meant to relieve tension Never thought humour has so much to do with masturbation.

[Zotis]

You guys didn't vote Swan for every category like I told you too. I'm very disappointed.


So Swan... when are you going to invite me to your island? Also... is it weird if I want Mr Minio to come too?

[christine]

Thank you all so much for my award. The other nominees deserve it just as much too :)

Congratulations to all the winners and nominees. I wish Godoggo was back too - I hope whatever she's doing she gets to see her award and thinks back fondly and maybe gets tempted back. Hope she's happy whatever she's doing.

I'm glad Cricket got his three awards. I got to see a different side to him during that personal songs tournament we did. He's a great personality, and a decent bloke.
Very happy Daniel got his best thread of the year award. There must be so much work put into one of those and he did it all so well.
Gatsby is a ray of sunshine himself too, very happy he got his most improved award, although he doesn't need improving, he's lovely as he is :)
Funniest Mofo is definately Sexy Celebrity. He makes me laugh out loud a lot, but he also makes you raise your eyebrows and shake your head in disbelief at times too. We'd be a more boring place without him that's for sure!

MM definately deserves the best reviewer of the year. His reviews are awesome, and like CiCi said, the fact that English isn't even MM's first language is doubly awesome!

To me it goes without saying that our leader Yoda got his most helpful and hard work awards. He is unfailingly polite whatever stupid question you ask him about technical stuff. We don't see him around as much recently but we all know he's there in the background taking care of his creation.

and Mark F. Really the award could go to no one else but him. Yes, Holden is his equal in knowledge I bet, but Mark has lived longer and absorbed more, and has a memory for films unequalled in anyone I know. Plus he's a really nice guy - hugs xxx

Thanks to Rodent, brilliant graphics as always!

[Mr Minio]

So Swan... when are you going to invite me to your island? Also... is it weird if I want Mr Minio to come too? I don't know if it's weird, or not, but it for sure is kinky as hell!

[Zotis]

I've been taking belly dancing classes in preparation. And my work has a white van, so I can bring some freshly kidnaped young girls too.

Get 'em by 8 before it's too late. Nod, a wink, nudge nudge, say no more.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

What categories are left?

[TheUsualSuspect]

Congrats everyone.

[tatmmw2]

None of the nominated "couples" are actually couples. ;)
I knew CamoXVicky was real!!!!! Of course SC wasn't your couple but MM and MM (too?) really seem to be one when I saw those quotes of Beauty and the Beast, but yeah they are all related to her favorite movies so false couple too.

[Mr Minio]

young girls
Get 'em by 8 before it's too late "at 8" would suggest you're a pedophile rapist. Thankfully, you're just your average rapist.

[MovieGal]

I knew CamoXVicky was real!!!!! Of course SC wasn't your couple but MM and MM (too?) really seem to be one when I saw those quotes of Beauty and the Beast, but yeah they are all related to her favorite movies so false couple too.

I think you meant MM and MG.... and I never take Minio's flrting serious.. he's my daughter's age.

[tatmmw2]

Right, sometimes I forget why SC is so scared of you :(

[The Rodent]

What categories are left?



Whatever you like, if you want to take them on for the 2016 MoFies :D

[MovieGal]

Right, sometimes I forget why SC is so scared of you :(

There is no reason to be scared of anything...

[tatmmw2]

Nice try >:) but my good fellow the Bible says "What the devil does not want you to know is that EVERYTHING he says is a lie." or maybe it's just from a person on the internet. I know Gal, I'm just kidding, I love SC reactions that's all XD

[The Rodent]

Well, with someone else taking on the MoFies, of course if someone else actually does...
Here's a bunch of images I have lying around they could work with and some ideas I was toying with.


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[The Sci-Fi Slob]

To hell with the Mofies!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4829541/hitler-s-rant-o.gif

[Zotis]

young girls
Get 'em by 8 before it's too late "at 8" would suggest you're a pedophile rapist. Thankfully, you're just your average rapist.
Hey, I like old women too. Ya know, so old you have to dig 'em out of the ground first. With magots in their eye sockets. Mmmm, I just eat that right up.

[Sexy Celebrity]

To hell with the Mofies!

I'll give you 1/4 of my Funniest MoFo award.

[honeykid]

Congrats to all the winners and nominees. :)

[Mr Minio]

Hey, I like old women too. Ya know, so old you have to dig 'em out of the ground first. With magots in their eye sockets. Mmmm, I just eat that right up. Have you just watched Nekromantik, or what?

[MovieGal]

Have you just watched Nekromantik, or what?

The corpses in Nekromanik 1 & 2 were male not female. I hope Zotis did not get the idea from those.

[Zotis]

Hey, I like old women too. Ya know, so old you have to dig 'em out of the ground first. With magots in their eye sockets. Mmmm, I just eat that right up. Have you just watched Nekromantik, or what?
No, I got the idea from a Crust band called Charles Bronson.

[dadgumblah]

Thanks to all (or the one) who voted for me. I appreciate this and will try to be heard of more often (does this post count?). :)

[christine]

I was just thinking about the Grey Committee and your voting it the worse thread. Yes, it did end up as a focus for argument but it was started by Destiny to try to resolve differences across the board , and as such was started with good faith. I don't think we should lose sight of the goodwill behind its beginnings. The fact that it degenerated into bickering was never its aim.

Just saying like.

[Derek Vinyard]

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=23758&stc=1&d=1453063244

COOLEST MOFO

Okay, so this is a special award that I'm giving out. I mentioned I'd be doing this. I decided someone who didn't get nominated for anything should get an award. Funny thing is, I already told him he was gonna win this and he probably won't even be here for the ceremony. And I really shouldn't even be giving it to him because he wasn't very cool this week in my Metalheads Song Tournament. But whatever.

This person has been a lot of fun in the Song Tournaments. He and I are, as I think of it, the Kings of Song Tournament. We constantly win them. In the last one, I was the Winner and he was the Runner Up. The guy shows a lot of enthusiasm for things around here, but he also doesn't mind showing a grouchy side if things don't go his way. It's fabulous.

I officially declare... the COOLEST MOFO.....

http://www.movieforums.com/community/attachment.php?attachmentid=23759&stc=1&d=1453063249

DEREK VINYARD

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/3496834_o.gif
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Thanks SC appreciate it man !

[Gideon58]

Congrats, Mark.

My vote was for Gideon58.
Thank you Sexy, I'm honored...sorry it's taken me so long to get here.

[AdamUpBxtch]

I didn't even notice this thread, damn. Congrats to all the people that won. (And gotta thank False Writer for that shoutout :D)