MovieGal's Twisted Commentaries

[neiba]

Ahaha! yeah!!! :p

[neiba]

"I love you but I'm just not in love with you"...

[MovieGal]

his house is so disgusting... hey I enjoy sweets but damn thats overboard....

[neiba]

Why so many different hair colours??? And what's with all the food?

[MovieGal]

Did he just eat something off the floor??

[MovieGal]

and this is why a person should never eat to many sweets!

[neiba]

Oh gosh... I'm gonna puke!

[MovieGal]

she just threw up on that other girl...

[MovieGal]

Achilles tendon just cut....

[MovieGal]

now he's headless!

[neiba]

Now I can't have dinner!

[MovieGal]

hey its a LONG PIG!

[neiba]

Ahahah! His eyes are still seeing!

[MovieGal]

yes!.. I told you that was gruesome!!

[neiba]

Nooo, don't eat the heart! Not the heart! This is ****ed up!

[neiba]

Ahahahahahahah! The last supper??? Great way to finish!

[MovieGal]

So what did you think??

[neiba]

I liked it! Some of the short stories were cool! I liked the last one and the one with the obsessive compulsive guy! And the intermezzos were awesome!
I'm not used to watch this sort of movies but it was quite an interesting experience! :D

[MovieGal]

Im glad you liked it.. so next week?

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[neiba]

Hell yeah!!!

[Swan]

Hey, I've seen that movie.

There is one with the girl and the needle in the eye. That's the only one I really remember. I also remember candy.

[MovieGal]

Yes Swan thats it!

[MovieGal]

Neiba, are you up for watching a thriller the following week? .. it has some cool scenes...

its called "Die Tür"... its a German film

[neiba]

:) Let's go for it!

[MovieGal]

Today Neiba and I are going to do a thriller instead.

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(2009, Germany)
Directed by Anno Saul

[MovieGal]

Neiba... let me know when you are ready..

[neiba]

Ready! :)

[MovieGal]

ok go

[neiba]

Pressed play! :)

[neiba]

Cool way of presenting the credits.

[MovieGal]

surely this is not the first film of his you have seen?

[neiba]

It probably is, i'm not sure! :p

[MovieGal]

keep an eye on the little girl....

[MovieGal]

and why would he f*ck something as ugly as her..... that horrible hair....

[neiba]

Ahahah! Look who's jealous!

[MovieGal]

see you f*ck the neighbor... terrible things happen....

[MovieGal]

you lose your child, your wife.. .and your sanity.....

[neiba]

In all the movies we watch together, smthing terrible always happens because of sex! Damn!

[MovieGal]

hey it just turns out that way.... its not intentional....

[MovieGal]

and to say this....Im a huge fan of his because of the diversity in roles he can play.. if you have watched as many films as I have of his.... then you would see my point..... he's ok looking.. his features are a bit hard.... but the body itself..... damn!

[neiba]

Gosh, I just LOVE the sound of german language!

[MovieGal]

Ich spreche Deutsche....

[MovieGal]

"follow the magical butterfly"....

[neiba]

Ich auch! Ein bisschen...

[neiba]

Damn! Too many spider webs! :p

[MovieGal]

ja, es ist schon 30 Jahre für mich

[MovieGal]

same day? ... I think so.. oh he has seen himself...

[neiba]

So, he just entered a paralell universe? oO

[MovieGal]

yeah.... also known as.. "The Door".. :p

[neiba]

****!!!!!!!!! The girl dies eitherway? Damn truck!

[MovieGal]

but there is one problem......

[neiba]

Oh... she's alive! :)

[neiba]

So now... Aren't like... 2 of him?

[MovieGal]

lol what do you think?....

[honeykid]

Gosh, I just LOVE the sound of german language!
I swear this is the first time this has ever been said. Anywhere. By anyone. Ever.

[MovieGal]

I enjoy the sound of the German language......

[MovieGal]

hey Neiba....pencil to the neck!

[MovieGal]

damn... a world with two of him.. would have been nice.... you know how many more films he could have made..... how many diverse roles he could have taken on.....

[neiba]

It's your dream, 2 Mads! :p

Well... Just 1 now!

[MovieGal]

how do you dispose of a body?.......

[neiba]

I swear this is the first time this has ever been said. Anywhere. By anyone. Ever.

Ahahah! :p There's always a first time! And I sing a lot in german, so I just got used to it... And now I love it!

[MovieGal]

you know we could watch a sick German film....like "Nekromantik"!...

[neiba]

Yaaaa! I already like the name!

[MovieGal]

its over the top... bad!!!

[neiba]

So, Mads is in the shower... If you need a minute, MG, we can pause... ahahahah!

[MovieGal]

oh Im past that part..... but I have pictures saved on my pc of his nice chest............<3

[neiba]

His wife is hot! Those boo.... eyes! :p

[MovieGal]

you can never fool a child....

[MovieGal]

did you notice her "since when" sounds exactly like it should in English?

[neiba]

Ohhh... the mobile phone is in the blonde's house!

[MovieGal]

so why would he f*ck the ugly neighbor if his wife is far better looking?

[MovieGal]

oh now become conscious of your family!

[neiba]

He must have a thing for blue eyes!

I think I am 30 seconds behind you! :p

[MovieGal]

I dont think so... you mentioned the cell phone before I got to the scene..

Now his best friend wont believe his story....

[neiba]

Because I remember it falling of his trousers!

He's still starting the story here! :)

[neiba]

It won't get better? Damn! :p It was sounding like ****! :p

[honeykid]

so why would he f*ck the ugly neighbor if his wife is far better looking?
What? you've met men, right? :p

[MovieGal]

What? you've met men, right? :p

well.. I guess most men would put a bag over their head...

[MovieGal]

I think there is a reason you bury people 6 ft under....

[MovieGal]

hey Neiba..... so far this film hasnt made your soul hurt... like the other two have so far.... :rotfl:

[neiba]

Ahahah! :p HK is killing it today! :p

[MovieGal]

Ahahah! :p HK is killing it today! :p

killing our thread :p

[neiba]

Ya... :p I'm missing all the penis explosions and frog-people!

[MovieGal]

Ya... :p I'm missing all the penis explosions and frog-people!

LOL just wait until or if we watch that German film.... you wont have a soul left....

[MovieGal]

hey what is JJ doing in this film?

[MovieGal]

I dont want to hear a word about this scene!!!!

[neiba]

JJ? :P

[MovieGal]

the Giraffe

[neiba]

Ah! :p you're about 20 seconds aheah!

Easy, MG! It's only his ass! If you want a 15 minutes break, it's alright! :D

[MovieGal]

Ah! :p you're about 20 seconds aheah!

Easy, MG! It's only his ass! If you want a 15 minutes break, it's alright! :D

didnt I say I didnt want to hear any comments about the sex scene...

[neiba]

Now, why do they sing Happy Birthday in english?? oO

[MovieGal]

because the script was written that way?

Oh yess.... watch this.... now it starts moving a bit faster..

[MovieGal]

now his best friend will believe him...

[honeykid]

I think there is a reason you bury people 6 ft under....
There is if you want to hear it. :)

killing our thread :p
I can stop if you'd rather. :)

[MovieGal]

a fight in the rain...... and an axe pick to the head....

[neiba]

I see dead people!

[MovieGal]

No you seen a corpse in the ground..

[neiba]

Why would the neighbour do that? Idiot!

[MovieGal]

Ohhhh there's a reason... lol

[MovieGal]

he has a lot of bloody clothes to explain for!

[neiba]

There is if you want to hear it. :)

Like, a reason for being 6 ft exactly?

[MovieGal]

burying a person 6ft under the earth..

when he buried himself... it wasnt very far under. thats why Leonie could smell the corpse and it was exposed in the rain.

[neiba]

Ohhhh... The soundrack on this part is amazing! It's a variation of a spanish piece for piano!

[neiba]

There's always a psycho neighbour!

[MovieGal]

yeah but there is a reason he seems psycho.... he knew about the door as well..

[honeykid]

Like, a reason for being 6 ft exactly?
I'm not sure about that, but I think it's supposed to be because it's about the minimum depth beneath the ground which stops the smell and stops animals digging up the body. So even if an animal could still smell it, which it might I have no idea, it's unlikely to spend that long digging it up or being able to locate it well enough.

[MovieGal]

as the neighbor said.. there are many of them who went through the door..... and again you have to kill yourself...

[neiba]

Damn... His wife is really hot! Oh Germany...

[MovieGal]

guess who else found it!!

[MovieGal]

I'm not sure about that, but I think it's supposed to be because it's about the minimum depth beneath the ground which stops the smell and stops animals digging up the body. So even if an animal could still smell it, which it might I have no idea, it's unlikely to spend that long digging it up or being able to locate it well enough.

I think it also has to do with something about the area flooding as well... the rains have to be super heavy to bring up a coffin that is buried that far down

[neiba]

Wow! :o This is getting interesting!

[honeykid]

I think it also has to do with something about the area flooding as well... the rains have to be super heavy to bring up a coffin that is buried that far down
Probably true, though we've been burying people at that depth since long before coffins were made, I believe.

[neiba]

5 year older Maja is not as beautiful! He should chose the younger one!

[MovieGal]

I think he's just happy because of his daughter and the stupid mistake he made 5 years before..

[neiba]

I just shitted a brick!

[MovieGal]

I dont want to hear that!

[neiba]

lol! I was talking about the scene where the wife hits Mads by surprise!

[MovieGal]

lol! I was talking about the scene where the wife hits Mads by surprise!

lol

[MovieGal]

well they never got what they truly wanted...so I guess the moral to the story... think before you f*ck up your life!

[neiba]

Damn! Powerful scene!

[MovieGal]

so you enjoyed this one as well..good!

but we need to go back to our over the top sick and funny films.. commentating on them is very fun!

[neiba]

The End!

Great thriller with all the typical german cinema's innocence!

Thanks a lot MG! I really enjoyed it!

[MovieGal]

so Neiba... what do you want to watch next?

Vase de Noces, A Chinese Torture Chamber Story 2 or Nekromantik?

[neiba]

A Chinese Torture Chamber Story 2 would be nice! We had so much fun with the first one! :p

[MovieGal]

ok... lets plan on that for next week....

[MovieGal]

Looking for a new person to do my commentaries with .. anyone up for it?