Each Time You Post, I'll Take a Half Shot of Tequila from an Elvis Presley Shot Glass

[Sexy Celebrity]

Tequila

[rauldc14]

Is there going to be any proof to this thread? Cause I find it hard to believe.

[The Gunslinger45]

Pix or it didn't happen

[Mmmm Donuts]

Is this for real? Either way, I like the idea of you getting wasted. This should be fun.

[The Gunslinger45]

Or at least post a picture when you eventually vomit or get alcohol poisoning.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Welcome MoFos, to the thread that will be getting the highest number of posts on this site in no time.

[Cobpyth]

Take a picture of the shot glass!

[The Gunslinger45]

Drink!

[Cobpyth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Md7a9ZH1Z0M

[The Gunslinger45]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0nQMgaJibc

[Mmmm Donuts]

I think his ability to type is already becoming impaired.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

http://www.tomcorsonknowles.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/934579.jpg

[The Gunslinger45]

I would post a vid of Irish drinking music but he is drinking tequila.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Hold on... trying to upload a picture. The computer is being a bitch.

Right....your computer. You seem to be holding strong, though.

[The Gunslinger45]

How about now?

[The Gunslinger45]

Have another drink! :D

[Mmmm Donuts]

OH MY GOD

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/075/873/Raisins_Face.jpg?1318992465

...You're using Firefox. :p

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Klo0QUt-O3U/Ud0ipLj79mI/AAAAAAABNKc/tulI43GLQGc/s1600/Paul_Gascoigne__1b.jpg

[Mmmm Donuts]

Good idea, was about to say. If you find yourself subconsciously removing your pants, then it might be wise to call it a night.

[The Gunslinger45]

I think with this post it makes 9 1/2 shots needed. :D

[The Gunslinger45]

But then again 7 shots is still pretty good.

[The Gunslinger45]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kulnm8Gjhh8/TSJ8HwaianI/AAAAAAAAWIU/bM0gHOe-F2s/s1600/shame-on-you.jpg

[Mmmm Donuts]

We just want to see you do something hilarious in the other threads. Kind of like drunk dialing, but MoFo style.

[The Gunslinger45]

Nine shots....

All I can see is female impersonators.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3081650688/h4A21E2C7/

[The Gunslinger45]

Hope you don't have work tomorrow. lol

[Mmmm Donuts]

Can't legally drink myself, but I'm interested about the rest of you. Have you ever done this much, Sexy?

[The Gunslinger45]

How many shots can y'all do?

I swore off hard liquor after a run in with rum.

I rock it Billy Dee style!

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-JxhkkQaJCG0/TXjesE-EMvI/AAAAAAAAjkE/YxFW8eAwCWM/s1600/Colt45MaltLiquor.jpg

[Mmmm Donuts]

Uh oh, I think it's happening. I think I'm losing it.

Here we go...

[The Gunslinger45]

Not many.

[Cobpyth]

You should still be fine now. I once let a tiny girl do 14 shots of Tequila in 1 hour, because she wanted to become a member of my student club and I was appointed as her 'tamer'.

She was very drunk and all, but it's not like she was unconscious or anything like that.

I think I can do about 20 in one and a half hour without losing complete control over myself. I'm not completely sure though, as I'm always mixing different kinds of booze when I go out.

[Cobpyth]

Have you eaten, Sexy? That should help a little. :p

Also, what's your length/weight? That also partly determines how much you can take.

I'm 1m83 and 77kg.

[The Gunslinger45]

Wooooo..... I'm suddenly somebody else right now.

Dorthy Michaels?

[Hit Girl]

What have I missed?

[Hit Girl]

Is this a new game?

[Cobpyth]

I don't know what that is, Cobpyth. I'm American. You need to convert it into American ways.

I'm 6 feet tall and I weigh 170 pounds.

[Hit Girl]

Oh my god, MoFos. I am gone. I am so gone.

Keep going SC!!!!

[The Gunslinger45]

What have I missed?

Dorothy Michaels?

That is the one.

And Hit Girl, Sexy getting drunk as hell!

[Hit Girl]

That is the one.

And Hit Girl, Sexy getting drunk as hell!


Drink, drink, drink, drink.......:D

[Hit Girl]

We love you too, Sexy. Now keep drinking.

[The Gunslinger45]

We love you to Sexy. Just know when to say when! lol

[Cobpyth]

It's 4:21 AM here. I really need to start studying a little bit, tomorrow, so I'm afraid I'll have to miss the ending of this (if you're really drinking, of course).

Have fun and don't puke on your keyboard! A friend of mine once barfed on his laptop. Bye Bye 1200 dollars! :s

[Cobpyth]

Cobypyth, you study hard and you become an expert at whatever it is you're doing.

That's what you should do, Cobpyth. Become an expert.

Oh god, I'm drunk.... I am so drrunk.....

I'll never be a true expert with my study attitude, but thanks for the advice anyway! I'll keep it in mind when I'm learning Microeconomics tomorrow. :p

[The Gunslinger45]

Someone say something to me.

Having fun yet?

[Hit Girl]

Do you have any tequila left?

[The Gunslinger45]

BTW what brand of tequila are you drinking? Is it the Pancho Villa one?

[Hit Girl]

How many fingers am I holding up?


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZ7jNdZuS8yVX31jD0eKmJMXeeAxoZM3zYWIs8KFXcaB2Mp7vFYg

[The Gunslinger45]

Boy this has been a popular thread tonight.

[Hit Girl]

I counted six beautiful fingers (five fingers and 1 thumb), hit girl.

You're doing alright then.

[Mmmm Donuts]

Keep going SC!!!!

Yes, that's the appropriate response.

[The Gunslinger45]

Is it?

I don't know where I am Gunslinger........... i am so DRUNK.

You are at home on the internet with a bottle of tequila. Or as my buddy calls it... the devil.

[The Gunslinger45]

I am happy! Tired as hell... but happy. One more day of work til the weekend for me! :)

[Cobpyth]

HANGOVER HINT: If you're still conscious before going to sleep, you should drink a few glasses of water and eat a slice of bread. You practically won't feel anything tomorrow morning!

[Mmmm Donuts]

I don't know where I am....

Just let Jesus take the wheel!

EDIT: Not sure what that phrase means, tbh.

[Yoda]

As soon as I read this thread title I knew it would have to end quickly. Should've made it like 1/8th of a shot per post.

[Hit Girl]

Are you drinking on your posts or just other people's?

[Mmmm Donuts]

Are you drinking on your posts or just other people's?

Just ours, I believe. Though he probably stopped counting by now.

[Cobpyth]

Are you drinking on your posts or just other people's?

I think he would be dead by now if he really followed the rule of a half shot/post.

[The Gunslinger45]

Are you drinking on your posts or just other people's?

ours lol

[The Gunslinger45]

live! Time for a nice nap I think.

[Cobpyth]

http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Pic/Gif%20drink/Gif-drink.gif

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh no, Gunslinger, don't leave me.

i was talking about you Sexy! :D

[Cobpyth]

http://p2.storage.canalblog.com/22/56/312561/69146779.gif

[Mmmm Donuts]

You're the boss.

[Cobpyth]

Now I'm really going. Good night, Sexy! Your drunk personality shows that you're a very loving person intrinsically! :D

http://cheaperthantherapy.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/drinking1.gif

:sleep: Take care! :sleep:

[TONGO]

A creative way that allows a website to get you drunk.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/2f/bc/5f/2fbc5ff5ab92ca1b2bd4755c594e26ca.jpg

[Mmmm Donuts]

I think Sexy has passed out.

[fuze931]

Don't drive!

[Hit Girl]

I think Sexy has passed out.


Good night, Sexy. Sweet dreams.

[donniedarko]

Here's one for the morning

[Godoggo]

Shoot. I missed this thread. Sleep well, Sexy. Here's hoping that you don't feel like hell tomorrow, but if you do remember that the hair of the dog that bit you is the only way you're going to feel any better. (And it's just a hair, not the whole dog.) ;)

[Daniel M]

Gutted that I missed this, would have loved to have heard Sexy's drunken thoughts about me :(

[Daniel M]

Yeah, I passed out drunk.

Suddenly it's morning.

Don't even remember making most of these posts.

Throwing the rest of my bottle of tequila away. OH MY GOD.

We need a Movie Forums drinking game.

Every time Sexy makes a post boosting thread - drink.
Every time Cobpyth posts a GIF - drink.
Every time Mark rates a movie - drink.
Every time Guaporense argues about something - drink.
Every time cinemaaficionado tells a lie - drink.

etc.

[Skepsis93]

We need a Movie Forums drinking game.

Every time Sexy makes a post boosting thread - drink.
Every time Cobpyth posts a GIF - drink.
Every time Mark rates a movie - drink.
Every time Guaporense argues about something - drink.
Every time cinemaaficionado tells a lie - drink.

etc.

Every time Daniel mentions David Lynch, drink; die quickly.

[Cobpyth]

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/04/05/05-mad-men-barf-roger.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2013/04/05/05-mad-men-barf-don.o.jpg/a_560x375.jpg

[Cobpyth]

What are you going to do on New Year's Eve then? :s

[Mmmm Donuts]

That was certainly an entertaining Boxing Day.

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

Try this stuff, its a great multipurpose cider -- it kills brain cells, causes stomach ulcers, and can be used to degrease engines.

http://www.premierexports.co.uk/4010-2566-thickbox/frosty-jacks-white-cider-3-litre.jpg

[TONGO]

You know a great thing about root beer is in the last part of its name is BEER! Mmmmm! Goooooood!

http://www.rentcafe.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/14665-bigthumbnail.jpg

[The Gunslinger45]

I told your ass tequila was the devil!

[The Gunslinger45]

Well you are alive and well so it is okay. Bet you work up with a wicked hangover.

[Godoggo]

I opened a Sprite but it just tastes like alcohol without the alcohol.

I remember that hung over phenomenon. My friends and I used to call it ghost whiskey.

[Yoda]

So SC has threads about fictional smoking and actual drinking. Nice.

[nebbit]

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[Hit Girl]

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTn3cHjHbPdJRH1hCPY3kSZVN2nRrVlGU_c1YfTP65VcCsRh4DYYA

Does this help?

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cla/discoveries/POSTERS_GUYFIGHT-hi-res.jpg

[The Sci-Fi Slob]

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles9/509742/projects/1676784/4ad4c6d23574bf0d5616a1a3337a435c.jpg

[honeykid]

You're a guy, so you probably wouldn't experience that. Women, on the other hand...

[nebbit]

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-don-t-drink-alcohol-2.png

[Mesmerized]

r u still alive or have u died of alcohol poisoning?

[rauldc14]

Bumping this for Sexy this weekend.

[Deadite]

Hey there, Sexy. :drevil:

[nebbit]

Just a little shot http://www.websmileys.com/sm/drink/trink41.gif

[Hit Girl]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc1e07eQ5x1qb6t6wo1_400.png

[Deadite]

Passed out quick, the wuss.

[Scumtaco Lordbueno]

i want to play

[Hit Girl]

http://galleryplus.ebayimg.com/ws/web/310488177386_1_0_1.jpg

[rauldc14]

For a minute I thought Hit Girl was playing.

[Hit Girl]

For a minute I thought Hit Girl was playing.

Just providing the glass - I'm not much of a drinker. :)

[jiraffejustin]

I've never been drunk before. What's it like?

[jiraffejustin]

Then don't do it

[jiraffejustin]

Or do it. Whatever floats your boat.

[Zotis]

I like your new avatar. :D

[MovieGal]

Aww come on SC, drink the whole bottle.... but be careful as well......

[VFN]

Are you using a chaser?

[The Gunslinger45]

Oh not again!

[honeykid]

This is the big difference between Brits and Americans. Brits get drunk and then post, while Americans need a game to excuse getting blasted. :D

[Voigan]

Maybe if we get SC drunk enough he'll stop grumbling about the animation list for a while. :)

[nebbit]

Go for it http://www.websmileys.com/sm/drink/trink41.gif