Favorite Movie Quotes? [Archive]

diamondgeeza

08-26-06, 08:04 AM

From Snatch (2000)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey fa*got balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun...
[Zoom in on the side of Sol's gun, which indeed has "REPLICA" etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]

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[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as though its a bag of f*cking peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was at a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind.

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Bullet Tooth Tony: Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?
Avi: Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?
Bullet Tooth Tony: 'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.

missmari98

10-09-06, 12:29 AM

He said his name is RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH

pokrprodgy23

10-09-06, 03:48 AM

Tyler Durden: “Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.”
Fight Club

dog.gon.gun

10-09-06, 10:26 PM

It's like, "How much more black could this be?" And the answer is none. None more black.

Peronel

10-10-06, 12:28 AM

It's like, "How much more black could this be?" And the answer is none. None more black.

Brilliant! Mine are in my signature, others include:

Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a ****ed up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours. (ESOTSM)

Morons, your bus is leaving! (Groundhog Day)

Run away! (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet. (Shaun of the Dead)

Morell

12-21-06, 06:09 AM

Usual Suspects -

Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.

Mousey350

01-02-07, 09:56 AM

If you want a miracle, BE the miracle. - God, (Morgan Freeman) in Bruce Almighty

Justin

08-10-08, 10:55 AM

"Earth. Even the word sounded strange to me now... unfamiliar. How long had I been gone? How long had I been back? Did it matter? I tried to find the rhythm of the world where I used to live. I followed the current. I was silent, attentive, I made a conscious effort to smile, nod, stand, and perform the millions of gestures that constitute life on earth. I studied these gestures until they became reflexes again. But I was haunted by the idea that I remembered her wrong, and somehow I was wrong about everything."

-Chris Kelvin, Solaris

kollekole

08-11-08, 04:08 PM

betty; tiger...........

BadaBing

08-11-08, 04:20 PM

From Funny Farm: "Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever is in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil... or Claude Musselman."

Justin

08-12-08, 02:27 PM

"I remember my mother when she was dyin', looked all shrunk up and gray. I asked her if she was afraid. She just shook her head. I was afraid to touch the death I seen in her. I couldn't find nothin' beautiful or uplifting about her goin' back to God. I heard of people talk about immortality, but I ain't seen it. I wondered how it'd be like when I died, what it'd be like to know this breath now was the last one you was ever gonna draw. I just hope I can meet it the same way she did, with the same... calm. 'Cause that's where it's hidden - the immortality I hadn't seen."

-Private Witt, The Thin Red Line

TheGirlWhoHadAllTheLuck_

08-12-08, 02:43 PM

'Your mother's not coming back, Bambi'

MDyl

08-12-08, 04:27 PM

Michael Corleone (Al Pacino): My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator. Kay

Adams (Diane Keaton): Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.

Michael Corleone: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

From The Godfather, luv that movie

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Mark Jake Dylewski

papasess2099

08-12-08, 09:22 PM

i got two:

Tommy: "John Handcock. Everybody knows its Herbie Handcock"
From Tommy Boy

Joker: "Why so serious?"
From The Dark Knight

Justin

08-12-08, 09:29 PM

"...Newspapers have been filled recently with the story of a man from Nagoya. The woman he loved died last year and he drowned himself in work—Japanese style—like a madman. It seems he even made an important discovery in electronics. And then in the month of May he killed himself. They say he could not stand hearing the word 'Spring'...”

-Narrator, Sans soleil

bigmike667

08-14-08, 09:52 PM

one of my favourite quotes is-
Walter-The Big Lebowski
"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of sh--"

The Reservoir Dog

08-16-08, 05:58 PM

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh318/Res_Dog/ST.jpg

OzzMan

08-16-08, 06:29 PM

"I taught you everything you know but I didn't teach you everything I know. The last thing you hear before I send you to hell's gonna be the sound of your guts snapping in the wind like a bullwhip!"
"Near Dark"

Sawman3

08-16-08, 06:31 PM

"I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's ****ed up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government ****s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college ******** I got two words for that: learn to ****in' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big ****in' surprise." -- Mr. Pink, Reservoir Dogs

Justin

08-18-08, 12:13 PM

"All my life I have been acutely aware of a contradiction in the very nature of my existence. For forty-five years I struggled to resolve this dilemma by writing plays and novels. The more I wrote, the more I realized mere words were not enough. So I found another form of expression."

-Yukio Mishima (Narrator) "Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters"

RebelScum

08-19-08, 05:09 PM

Shyamalan quotes:

Sixth Sense: "I see dead people"
Signs: "There's a monster outside my room; can I have a glass of water?"
The Village: "Ivy, do your very best not to scream."
Lady in the Water: "It's about to get very dengerous."

~"There's a monster outside my room; can I have a glass of water?"~ is from Jurassic Park 2.

EDIT: Sorry, my bad...that line is actually "There's a dinosaur in the back yard."

Sawman3

08-19-08, 05:19 PM

The entire dialogue between Brett and Jules in Pulp Fiction:

"Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What country you from?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): Yes!
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): Yes!
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What, I-?
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more ******* time.
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): He's b-b-black...
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Go on.
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): He's bald...
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Does he look like a bitch?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): No!
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Then why you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001844/): I didn't.
Jules (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000168/): Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace."

xLeah

08-26-08, 05:42 PM

i absolutely love this quote from love actually, makes me smile soooooo much everytime i watch it.

jamie: its my favourite part of the day, driving you.
aurelia: (in portuguese) its the worst part of my day, leaving you.

i'm not sure if i've spelt portuguese right, but who cares? :)

MovieMan8877445

08-26-08, 05:56 PM

That's A Tasty Burger- Jules (Pulp Fiction) Haha I Love That Line.

FILMFREAK087

02-04-09, 11:25 AM

"You tell 'em Steve Dave!"

mikeython1

02-04-09, 04:38 PM

From Mr. Mom

[Trying to get Kenny to give up his security blanket]
Jack Butler (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000474/): I understand that you little guys start out with your woobies and you think they're great... and they are, they are terrific. But pretty soon, a woobie isn't enough. You're out on the street trying to score an electric blanket, or maybe a quilt. And the next thing you know, you're strung out on bedspreads Ken. That's serious.

(IMDB)

ClariceStarling

02-04-09, 07:56 PM

Oh, oh. That's simple.

"It excites him. Most serial killers keep some sort of trophies from their victims."
"I didn't."
"No. No, you ate yours."
- The Silence Of The Lambs

FeatureMe

02-04-09, 08:42 PM

Shyamalan quotes:

Sixth Sense: "I see dead people"
Signs: "There's a monster outside my room; can I have a glass of water?"
The Village: "Ivy, do your very best not to scream."
Lady in the Water: "It's about to get very dengerous."

HAHAHA I LOVE THOSE !!! here's some of mine!!!

Vinny Gambini (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay?
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A ****in' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask ya, would you give a **** what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing? -My Cousin Vinnie

Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
Vinny Gambini (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): And why not? What is positraction?
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
[the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc]
Vinny Gambini (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): Is that it?
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
Vinny Gambini (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint?
Mona Lisa Vito (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000673/): They were!
Vinny Gambini (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): Thank you, Ms. Vito. No more questions. Thank you very, very much.
[kissing her hands]
Vinny Gambini (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/): You've been a lovely, lovely witness. - My Cousin Vinnie

Marge Simpson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): [to Lisa] Honey, that's great. But the very best thing is that he listens to you. Because nothing means more than for a man to...
[looks up in surprise]
Marge Simpson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001413/): How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?
[cuts to Homer holding a pig to the ceiling]
Homer Simpson (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/): [singing Tune to Spider-Man Theme Song] Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing / from a web? / No he *can't*, / He's a pig. / Look out! / He is the Spider-Pig! -The Simpsons Movie

Robert 'Fish' Fishman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933988/): How dare you?
Moby Type Kid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1507857/): Excuse me?
Robert 'Fish' Fishman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933988/): How dare you call yourself a musician?
Moby Type Kid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1507857/): Lots of bands use drumloops!
Robert 'Fish' Fishman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0933988/): A lot of elevators play Celine Dion - that doesn't make it right. - The Rocker ...

haha.. you like?

re93animator

02-04-09, 09:50 PM

My favorite film for great quotes:

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- "If I am not me, den who da hell am I?"
- "See you at the party Richter."
- "Ha ha ha, you think this is the real Quaid? It is."

spudracer

02-04-09, 10:10 PM

All of these are from Tombstone:

"You tell them I'm coming and hell's coming with me"

"I'm your huckleberry"

"Why Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd. "

Wyatt - "How are you?"
Doc Holliday - "I'm dying, how are you?"

"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"

mark f

02-04-09, 10:18 PM

The complete scripts to Casablanca and Elmer Gantry

I'll be calm and just post a few examples from each.

"You give him credit for too much cleverness. My impression was that he's just another blundering American."
"We musn't underestimate 'American blundering'. I was with them when they "blundered" into Berlin in 1918"

"As the leader of all illegal activities in Casablanca, I am an influential and respected man."

"You despise me, don't you?"
"If I gave you any thought I probably would."

"Who is Rick?
"Mademoiselle, you are in Rick's! And Rick is... "
"Who is he?"
"Well, Rick is the kind of man that... well, if I were a woman, and I were not around, I should be in love with Rick. But what a fool I am talking to a beautiful woman about another man."

- Casablanca

"Oh, he gave me special instructions back of the pulpit Christmas Eve. He got to howlin' "Repent! Repent!" and I got to moanin' "Save me! Save me!" and the first thing I know he rammed the fear of God into me so fast I never heard my old man's footsteps!"

"Mister, I've been converted five times. Billy Sunday, Reverend Biederwolf, Gypsy Smith, and twice by Sister Falconer. I get terrible drunk, and then I get good and saved. Both of them done me a powerful lot of good - gettin' drunk and gettin' saved. Well, good night."

- Elmer Gantry

Lusty Argonian

02-06-09, 12:43 AM

"I wasn't sure you were the same. Let's see, the last time we met..."
"Was La Belle Aurore."
"How nice, you remembered. But of course, that was the day the Germans marched into Paris."
"Not an easy day to forget."
"No."
"I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue."

"A franc for your thoughts."
"In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth."

"What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?"
"My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
"I was misinformed."

Yeah, Casablanca is pretty awesome.

spacefish_uk

03-31-09, 03:01 PM

Goodfellas

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the f*ck am I funny, what the f*ck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the f*ck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherf*cker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering pr*ck ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

ballstouweboll24

03-31-09, 03:29 PM

From Stepbrothers;

"I got porn from the seventies, eighties and nineties... it's like masturbating in a time machine."

"Why are you sweating?"
"I was watching Cops."

"I heard my own son yell 'rape' at the top of his voice."
"I honestly thought I was gonna be raped, he had the weirdest look in his eye and he said, 'let's get it on!"

From Superbad;

EVAN "Mclovin? What are you? An irish R n B singer?"

JULES "Are you crying?"
SETH "No... I just have something in both my eyes."

EVAN "Take off your vest you look like Aladdin."

And my all time favourite; Arnie in Predator!!!

DUTCH "What's da matter Dillon? CIA got you pushing too many pencils!"

martian leader

03-31-09, 04:16 PM

I might have said some of these but.

Neil Gallagher: Its time for you to die, so you can live forever.

Neil Gallagher: I'm the master, and you're the puppet!

Neil Gallagher: "I put a gun in my mouth and blew away my vast knowledge."

Dana Hadley: “I am not a cynic, Frank! I prefer to think of myself as a nasty bitch. “

Neil Gallagher: “ It’s Time to die Alex. So you can live forever! “

Neil Gallagher: “ Hello Alex. Goodbye Alex. “ ( Gun shot sound)

Neil Gallagher: “ You can’t save her Alex! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha “

Neil Gallagher: “ You’re not leaving on my account are you? “

Neil Gallagher: “ Metaphysically speaking I killed myself. And using the techniques of the old puppet master, I brought myself back to life. “

Neil Gallagher: “ What the hell do you think you’re doing?! “

Neil Gallagher: “ I’ll get you Alex! “

Neil Gallagher: “ Open that door you ****ing little cretin or I’ll chop you into firewood! “

Neil Gallagher: " Because we're all joined by are thoughts and sooner or later one of you would of learned that I have discovered Toulon's secrets."

Dana Hadley: You are in great danger - do not go near the fireplace.

Dana Hadley: The truth is honey. Your husband was a despicable greedy bastard. He screwed us and we mean to even the score. I make myself clear?

Frank Forrester: A little bit of sauce and Dana can become quite the cynic. Doesn’t she?
Dana Hadley: I am not a cynic, Frank! I perfer to think of myself as a nasty bitch!

Frank Forrester: We also got a call from the white witch.
Alex Whitaker: You mean, Dana?
Frank Forrester: Yes, lovely Dana. She knows the location... it's an old hotel on the California coast.

Joey Carp: “ That’s right. Do it bitch! I said do it! Oh yeah, that’s right, oh yeah you like that don’t you? “

Dana Hadley: “ **** you, you ivy league tight - ass! “

Robert Toulon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000397/): Christmas Pals, Christmas Pals, love to come and play. Oh what fun you'll have with your Christmas Pals when they wake up Christmas day... That's it! They're gonna wake up the toys on Christmas!

Lance: Thought you went to bed hours ago?
Wanda: Hmm I couldn’t sleep. Every little sheep that jumped over the fence, landed under a horny ram.

Patrick: But one you will cheerfully drop if a hefty pay check rolls your way. Right?

Patrick: "Do those alien medics ever give someone a sex change"? Ha Ha Ha

Patrick - "DID those alien medics ever give LIZ a sex CHANGE"

Wanda: "The only time I want to feel somebody tossing and turning in bed is when I'm helping them."

Camille: "I'm afraid we're all in danger as long as we remain in this house, I'm leaving tonight."

Wanda: "Don't forget: Whittaker did see something, something that drove him out of his mind."
Lance: "Alex Whittaker was nuts, man; period!"

Joey Carp: “ Why don’t you mind your own business….. Bitch! “

Joey Carp: “ You’re not doing nothing that I can see, except standing here like a ****ing moron! “

Joey Carp: “ Hey why don’t you check my tires, now that you’re down there. “

Joey Carp: “ See Ya later Tank! “

Joey Carp: “ Sorry, sorry, sorry. What the ****s the matter with you? “

Lord Sutekh - Prepare to rise my child, breath my child and live to kill my child!

Zombie Toulon - Aww my poor Jester. You need the fluid and we have so little left.

Lance - Jee it looks like this place is becoming a regular resort.
Wanda – yeah lets hope this one is a little more normal.

Eriquee Chanee – My wife used to say. That if she rose up after six, she thought the entire day has been lost.

Zombie Toulon - Our work must be completed tonight.

Zombie Toulon - Always waiting for appropriate moment to harvest, fresh human material.

Zombie Toulon – You Torch, You will deal with his burning desires in the most appropriate way.

Zombie Toulon – No one, except for a woman who calls herself Carolyn will escape!

Zombie Toulon – I know how to get into things. Give them life. Temporary life.

Zombie Toulon - No more ghostly games, with trick or treat.

Puppet Toulon - Come back with that!!

Megan Gallagher - Told you I wanna show you something.

Dana Hadley - Now that sounds like Gallagher, He wanted something.

Megan Gallagher – If you have something to say, I wish you would say it to me.

Dana Hadley - I would of kicked that bastard out on his ass!

Meagan Gallagher - I’m so confused. Who are you people?

Megan Gallagher – You’re dead!
Neil Gallagher – Yes I am!

Megan Gallagher – we have to get out of here!

Zombie Toulon – “ Murder my Elsa?! HA! I knew they could not run the other forever! “
THEY COULD NOT ROB ME OF HER FOREVER...

Camille: "I'm afraid we're all in danger as long as we remain in this house, I'm leaving tonight."

Carrissa – “It was horrible. What he did to her!”

Neil Gallagher – “ And I was always quick with the woman. Right Alex? “

Neil Gallagher – “ And Megan. She so was young, so easy to win over. “

Dana Hadley – “ Ga Ga Gallagher, Gallagher, Gallagher! He’s gonna kill me! “

Neil Gallagher – “ Actually I wasn’t the first human experiment. The first experiment was on her parents. It was a stroke of luck actually. I followed the trail of the old puppet master to this hotel. “

Neil Gallagher – “ Your parents, was another story. I had no choice but to kill them. It was a small price to pay to live forever. “

Neil Gallagher – “ Oh my god. “ ( uncut Puppet Master)

Godoggo

03-31-09, 04:18 PM

From Breakfast at Tiffany's

"It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two."~Holly Golightly

Justin

03-31-09, 04:28 PM

I don't think I ever want to see these Puppet Master movies now...

Lennon

03-31-09, 04:31 PM

I'm pretty sure I just read the whole script of Puppet Master.

martian leader

03-31-09, 04:32 PM

From Breakfast at Tiffany's

"It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two."~Holly Golightly

That reminds me of the Spongebob movie. Where these guys tell Patrick and Spongebob the same type thing, where they make it a bit longer and Spongebob says: " In your face! " :laugh:

spudracer

03-31-09, 04:48 PM

That reminds me of the Spongebob movie. Where these guys tell Patrick and Spongebob the same type thing, where they make it a bit longer and Spongebob says: " In your face! " :laugh:

This actually shows me there's hope for you. One, you've seen another movie besides Puppet Master, even though it is Spongebob. Two, you made no Neil Gallagher or Puppet Master reference in that post. Kudos!

talbot

03-31-09, 05:39 PM

Dr. Frankenstein: It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!

Alfred Borden: Are you watching closely?

Robert Angier: It was....the look on their faces.

Henry Ducard: When someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them, and stab them in the heart.

First post by the way.

MovieMan8877445

03-31-09, 05:48 PM

Ollie: Welcome to Seasme Street, kids. Today's word is: expiation.
-The Mist

martian leader

03-31-09, 07:45 PM

From Breakfast at Tiffany's

"It should take you exactly four seconds to cross from here to that door. I'll give you two."~Holly Golightly

This actually shows me there's hope for you. One, you've seen another movie besides Puppet Master, even though it is Spongebob. Two, you made no Neil Gallagher or Puppet Master reference in that post. Kudos!

There is one! Sorry!

Puppet Master 2.

Martha - "Get back on the highway,turn left at the crossroads and if your luck runs out, you'll find the place! "

The Killing Joke

03-31-09, 07:57 PM

Gladiator -

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."

Fight Club -

"We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

The Prestige -

"Are you watching closely?"

Batman Begins -

"When someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart."

The Dark Knight -

"Why so serious?"

"I'm whatever Gotham needs me to be."

"He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A dark knight."

The entire final exchange between Batman, Gordon, and Harvey.

American Psycho -

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

I have so many more that I'd be here all day listing them, but these came to my mind instantly.

martian leader

03-31-09, 08:06 PM

Look Stukas! Its like fighting rats in a barrel.

You'll be in a barrel if you don't watch for those fighters!

Battle of Britain

Iroquois

04-01-09, 12:05 AM

"Look at 'em. Ordinary f***ing people. I hate 'em. See, an ordinary person spends his life getting out of tense situations. Repo man spends his life getting into tense situations."

Repo Man has some of the best dialogue ever.

EmoFlower

04-01-09, 11:21 AM

i think one of mine is from my sig.
"Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!" Top Dollar in The Crow

and i like in Blade.
"catch you Motherf****rs at a bad time?"

there are so many but they are the main ones off the top of my head.
:)
its also fun to quote monty python movies

BadaBing

04-01-09, 11:26 AM

"How in the name of Zeus's butthole did you get out of your cell?"
-Stanley Goodspeed, The Rock

zedlen

04-01-09, 01:13 PM

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Renton - Trainspotting

ballstouweboll24

04-01-09, 01:46 PM

From Blade;

"...and besides, there's worse things out tonight than vampires."
"Like what?"
"Like me!"

From Alien 3;
MORSE: "What eighty five is trying to tell you..."
AARON: "Don't call me that!"
MORSE: "...is that we've got no entertainment centres, no surveillance, no climate control, no freezers, no f****n ice cream! No gun's, no rubbers, no women.... all we got her is s**t! Well what are we wasting our time talkin to her for, she's the one that brought the f****r. Why don't we get her head and shove it through the f*****g wall!"
DILLON: "Morse! Why don't you shut the f**k up."

My favourite from Alien 3 is Morse's reaction after the Superintendant is dragged up into an air shaft and killed during the meeting,
MORSE: (Holding a chair as a weapon) "F**K!!"

blade20

04-02-09, 12:38 PM

i hate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

ballstouweboll24

04-02-09, 01:37 PM

From Blood Diamond

ARCHER "I ask myself will God forgive us for what we have done to each other? Then I realise God left this place a long time ago."

From Man on Fire

Christopher Walken's character (sorry for the life of me can't remember his name)
"A man is an artist... anything...food! It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece."

and to lighten the mood
Anchorman

Ron Burgundy "That thing is good. I wanna be friends with it."

Champ "I woke up this morning...in some Japanese family's rec room... and they would not... stop screaming."

Ron Burgundy "Knights of Columbus that hurts!!"

Veronica "Mr Burgundy you have a massive erection."
Ron Burgundy "I don think... oh... it's the pleats... in the pants....it's an optical illusion...very flattering in the....crotchal region... I'm actually taking them back right now.... Don't act like you're not impressed!"

mikeython1

04-02-09, 02:24 PM

From Carlito's Way

"You think you're big time? You gonna f--kin' die - big time." -Carlito Brigante

http://www.webstar.co.uk/~afzal/images/carlito.jpg

spudracer

04-02-09, 03:41 PM

i hate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti

Why on earth would you hate someone's liver? That's just wrong.

martian leader

04-02-09, 08:43 PM

A new movie out tomorrow April 3rd.

Alien Trespass

“ What if it’s a secret commi rocket? “

boing

04-18-09, 05:28 AM

clerks 2-
"is that a f***ing bible"-extra guy
"HEY HEY THE HOLY F***ING BIBLE SON"-jay

MovieMan8877445

04-18-09, 12:06 PM

From Donnie Darko:

"I promise, that one day, everything's going to be better for you."

"Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls."

There is some great dialouge in this.

Veronica_888

04-21-09, 02:22 AM

Heathers
Veronica: This may seem like a stupid question...
JD: There are no stupid questions.
Veronica: If you inherit five million dollars the same day aliens tell the earth they're blowing us up in two days, what would you do?
JD: That's the stupidest question I've ever heard!

Very confusing conversation...

Classicqueen13

05-30-09, 02:17 PM

That was so cool! I heard somewhere than Harrison Ford ad-libed that one. It worked so perfectly tho!

SchvedovAngelo

06-02-09, 08:33 PM

The Matrix

Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.

Morpheus: Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.

Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize?
[Takes a bite of steak]
Cypher: Ignorance is bliss.

Morpheus: You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.

Morpheus: If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Pulp Fiction

Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'?
[to man laying on the couch]
Jules: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?
Brett: Yeah.
Jules: I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett?
Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
Brett: Hamburgers.
Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
Brett: They're good.
Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
[Picks up burger and takes a bite]
Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
[Vincent shakes his head]
Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
Vincent: Ain't hungry.
Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart mother****er. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
Brett: Sprite.
Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Brett: Go right ahead.
Jules: Ah, hit the spot.

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! *******, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet ****! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET **** on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my ****ing business, that's why!

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHER****ER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, mother****er. Say what one more ******* time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to **** him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It's the one that says Bad Mother****er

Forrest Gump

Forrest Gump: Will you marry me?
[Jenny turns and looks at him]
Forrest Gump: I'd make a good husband, Jenny.
Jenny Curran: You would, Forrest.
Forrest Gump: ...But you won't marry me.
Jenny Curran: [sadly] ... You don't wanna marry me.
Forrest Gump: Why don't you love me, Jenny?
[Jenny says nothing]
Forrest Gump: I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is.

Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Twilight

Edward Cullen: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Isabella Swan: What a stupid lamb.
Edward Cullen: What a sick, masochistic lion.

Classicqueen13

06-03-09, 10:00 AM

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid:
[during a gunfight with the Bolivian police, Butch and Sundance run low on ammunition]
Butch Cassidy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): We're going to run out unless we can get to that mule and get some more.
Sundance Kid (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000602/): I'll go.
Butch Cassidy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000056/): This is no time for bravery. I'll let ya!

downthesun

06-03-09, 11:52 AM

Mark Renton (Trainspotting)
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?

Donnie Darko (Donnie Darko)
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

Lester Burnham (American Beauty)
I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday.

Narrator (Fight Club)
Home was a condo on the fifteenth floor of a filing cabinet for widows and young professionals. The walls were solid concrete. A foot of concrete is important when your next-door neighbor lets their hearing aid go and have to watch game-shows at full volume. Or when a volcanic blast of debris that used to be your furniture and personal effects blows out of your floor-to-ceiling windows and sails flaming into the night. I suppose these things happen.

Bullet Tooth Tony (Snatch)
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey ****** balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...
And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...
Written down the side of mine...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!

Johnny Quid (RocknRolla)
You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks on the end of the piano?
All you need to know about life is retained in those four walls. You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur -the gold packet of king size with a regal insignia, an attractive implication towards grandeur and wealth, the subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends, and that, Pete, is a lie.
Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion, written in boring bold black and white. It's a statement that these neat little soldiers of death are in fact trying to kill you, and that, Pete, is the truth.
Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and i'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren. That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet. That is why you and i love the drugs and that is also why I cannot give that painting back. now please, pass me a light.

garp

06-05-09, 05:28 PM

English, mother****er! Do-you-speak-it?

SchvedovAngelo

06-17-09, 10:53 PM

Mrs. Crisp: What kind of doctor are you?
Dr. Mumford: Ph.D. in psychology.
Mrs. Crisp: Oh. Not a real doctor.
Dr. Mumford: That's right, the fake kind.

ManOf1000Faces

06-20-09, 08:19 PM

from Shaun of The Dead

''I got Wood''

O'Brother Where Art Thou

''What Does The Devil Look like''

regnif

06-20-09, 08:39 PM

"Loneliness has followed me all my life.....There's no escape.I'm god's lonely man" (Taxi Driver , 1976)

"I can't afford to hate people. I don't have that kind of time" (Ikiru, 1952)

"I'm the hand under Mona Lisas's skirt" (The Devil's Advocate, 1997)

"There's only 2 syllables in the whole world worth hearing...PUSSY!" (Scent Of A Woman, 1992)

"I am the shorepatrol motherf*ucker, I am the motherf*ucking shorepatrol" (The Last Detail, 1973)

"So Justin....are you gonna f*uck me now?" (Thumbsucker, 2005)

and many others...but these come to mind straight away

Spikez

06-25-09, 09:47 AM

"Madness, As You Know, Is Like Gravity, It Only Takes A Little Push!"
[The Joker]

"Hope... I'm sorry but I don't want to be an Emperor - that's not my business - I don't want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone if possible, Jew, gentile, black man, white. We all want to help one another, human beings are like that. We all want to live by each other's happiness, not by each other's misery. We don't want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone and the earth is rich and can provide for everyone.
The way of life can be free and beautiful.
But we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men's souls - has barricaded the world with hate; has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed.
We have developed speed but we have shut ourselves in: machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical, our cleverness hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little: More than machinery we need humanity; More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.
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The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men, cries out for universal brotherhood for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world, millions of despairing men, women and little children, victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people. To those who can hear me I say "Do not despair".
The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed, the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress: the hate of men will pass and dictators die and the power they took from the people, will return to the people and so long as men die [now] liberty will never perish...
Soldiers - don't give yourselves to brutes, men who despise you and enslave you - who regiment your lives, tell you what to do, what to think and what to feel, who drill you, diet you, treat you as cattle, as cannon fodder.
Don't give yourselves to these unnatural men, machine men, with machine minds and machine hearts. You are not machines. You are not cattle. You are men. You have the love of humanity in your hearts. You don't hate - only the unloved hate. Only the unloved and the unnatural. Soldiers - don't fight for slavery, fight for liberty.
In the seventeenth chapter of Saint Luke it is written " the kingdom of God is within man " - not one man, nor a group of men - but in all men - in you, the people.
You the people have the power, the power to create machines, the power to create happiness. You the people have the power to make life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure. Then in the name of democracy let's use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world, a decent world that will give men a chance to work, that will give you the future and old age and security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power, but they lie. They do not fulfil their promise, they never will. Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people. Now let us fight to fulfil that promise. Let us fight to free the world, to do away with national barriers, do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men's happiness.
Soldiers - in the name of democracy, let us all unite!"
[Jewish Barber - The Great Dictator]

"There is no I in Team America!"
"Yes there is..."
[Spotswood and I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.]

"The House of the lord knows many mansions, but there ain't no room for the fornicator, there ain't no room for the homosexuals, no room!
[Preacher on the radio in Children Of The Corn]

"When Hell Is Full, The Dead Will Walk The Earth"
[Dawn Of The Dead]

Greets Spikez

Veethorn

06-25-09, 10:31 PM

"Im gonna make this pencil...disappear..."

Pumba: "I always thought they were big balls of gas burning high in the sky"
Timon: *Laughs* xD

"It's not the way you live that defines you...but how you choose to die"
This quote was incredibly deep, it screams everywhere there's no one totally evil or totally good.

"Every man is capable of killing...they just didn't have to"

"Who am I? I'm the leading man"

Brother Blue

06-25-09, 11:31 PM

Block: I want knowledge. Not belief. Not surmise. But knowledge. I want God to put out His hand, show His face, speak to me.
Priest/Death: But He is silent.
Block: I cry to Him in the dark, but there seems to be no one there.
Priest/Death: Perhaps there is no one there.
Block: Then life is a senseless terror. No man can live with Death and know that everything is nothing.
Priest/Death: Most people think neither of Death nor nothingness.
Block: Until they stand on the edge of life and see the Darkness.
Priest/Death: Ah, that day.
Block: I see. We must make an idol of our fear, and call it God.

The Seventh Seal (1957)

I love this scene, it's probably my favourite sequence in the entire movie.

watchthis2009

06-26-09, 02:35 AM

Well first thank you that I'm a part of this forum..

I love the quote in the Spider Man Movie
"Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" -Uncle Ben

and the second one is down there hehehehehe... on my signature
by Optimus Prime.. =)

mykindajerk

06-27-09, 07:10 PM

"Im A Sushi Fiend"

- The Ten

mykindajerk

06-27-09, 07:13 PM

"how bout a nice, greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray"

Chet, Weird Science

FILMFREAK087

08-28-09, 03:27 AM

"You're just jealous because I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask" -Penguin, Batman Returns

IggyBlack

08-29-09, 01:13 AM

Stalker:

My conscience wants vegetarianism to win over the world. And my subconscious
is yearning for a piece of juicy meat. But what do I want?

- Writer

dionysius

10-26-09, 01:47 AM

Look at this jungle. Look at those vines, the way they twine around, swallowing everything. Nature's cruel, Staros.Lt. Co. Gordon Tall
The Thin Red Line

http://www.comicartcollective.com/artImages/A6471F96-C59C-11D4-90B000C0F04818F0.jpeg

dlfreebies

10-26-09, 10:06 AM

ill be back

asta la vista baby

chum

10-26-09, 12:18 PM

i love you for who you are..i love this line because it reminds me of my husband when he always say's me that.

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tiptom83

10-27-09, 05:31 PM

[high-pitched cough] ... I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. (Zoolander)

I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up. (Kung Pow: Enter The Fist)

You sure you're working as hard as I am, 'cause I'm sweating spinal fluid here! (In the Loop)

You're beginning to damage my calm. (Serenity)

skyhawk77

11-02-09, 12:30 PM

tom cruise in top gun

Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?
Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.
Maverick: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.

blacktip

11-04-09, 12:16 PM

from Get Smart

a boy and his mom inside their car
Boy: Mom! Mom! Mom!
Mom: Sean! Sean! Sean! You see how annoying that is?:D
_______________
from A Walk to Remember

Landon: [voiceover] But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.
_______________

TONGO

11-04-09, 09:31 PM

"Im your huckleberry...."

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http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/Rob34207/4-8.jpg?t=1257384668

margorr

11-08-09, 11:20 PM

Forrest Gump "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
The Terminator "I'll be back" and Terminator 2: Judgment Day "Hasta la vista,baby"

LoraLeigh

11-09-09, 07:21 AM

"You shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize"- Reservoir Dogs

"Smile, you son-of-a-bitch"-Jaws

"we ain't found sh*t"-Spaceballs

"you either have to get busy living or get busy dying"- The Shawshank Redemption

"look lady i only speak two languages, english and bad english"- The Fifth Element

"well wish in one hand and sh*t in the other and see which one fills up first"-Bad Santa

"the things you own end up owning you"-Fight Club

"come back you fat bearded bitch"-Spaceballs

"you are about to enter a world of pain"- The Big Lebowski

"out of order? fu*k! even in the future nothing works" Spaceballs

"you face forward or you face the possibility of shock and damage"- Mallrats

"this job would be great if it wasn't for all the f**king customers"-Clerks

"i can't fire them, i hired these guys for three days a week and they started showing up every day, that was four years ago"-High Fidelity

"i never liked him much then and i f**king hate him now"-High Fidelity

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf**ker, motherf**ker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the f**k am I doin' in the back? You're the motherf**ker who should be on brain detail. We're f**kin' switchin'. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up dis *****'s skull"- Pulp Fiction

mwep

11-14-09, 05:04 AM

Here's johnny !!

smith2008bg

11-14-09, 05:15 AM

Maximus Decimus Meridias – Gladiator (2000)

“What we do in life, echoes in eternity.”

Darkrose

12-01-09, 09:03 PM

"There's to much f*ck*ng beauty in the world to quit" -Stay
"I am Jack's wasted life." -Fight Club

There's a ton of good quotes though, I try to keep a journal out every time I watch a new flick and when I watch old ones. I swear, some of the most brilliant people are the ones who write for film.

kdmf

12-08-09, 09:12 PM

Hannibal Lecter- Hannibal Rising

"Rudeness is epidemic."

martian leader

12-08-09, 09:26 PM

A few from Christine. I will only post a few. We are all adults here and even if we are not. I'm sure we heard swearing from time to time. This world yup. :) So whats with a few swearing words? You need them to understand the concept of the movie. :)

Arnie to Dennis in the hospital
Arnie: "You hear what happened to Moochie?, Almost makes 'ya feel kinda sorry for the little Bastard"..

Arnie Cunningham- "Look I love you leigh"..
"Will you give me a ****ing yes or no!?"
"Well, I guess you've had it huh? Well, **** YOU BITCH!"

Arnie Cunningham- Let me tell you a little something about love, Dennis. It has a voracious appetite. It eats everything. Friendship. Family. It kills me how much it eats. But I'll tell you something else. You feed it right, and it can be a beautiful thing, and that's what we have.
[voice rising in volume]
Arnie Cunningham- You know, when someone believes in you, man, you can do anything, any ****ing thing in the entire universe. And when you believe right back in that someone, then watch out world, because nobody can stop you then, nobody! Ever!
Dennis Guilder- You feel this way about Leigh?
Arnie Cunningham- What? **** *no*, I'm talkin' about Christine, man! No sh*tter ever came between me and Christine...

Arnie Cunningham- Oh man, there is nothing finer than being behind the wheel of your own car! Except *maybe* for pussy!

Arnie Cunningham- Has it ever occurred to you that part of being a parent is tryin' to kill your kids?

Cradle Of Fear

12-08-09, 09:45 PM

"Ive got an idea,why don't you two get in your time machine and f**k each other?"
"Who needs a time machine?"
"This is my time machine"
"I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88"
(Knocked Up)

"Hell is the impossibility of reason-that's what this place feels like Grandma-Hell"
(Platoon)

"The next person who says Shenanigans is gonna get pistol-whipped"
"Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with the mozzarela sticks and all the goofy s**t on the walls?"
"Oh ,Shenanigans?"
(Super Troopers)

"Strong men also cry"(Big Lebowski)
"Her life is in your hands Dude"
Sorry if these aren't exactly right,I'm doing this off the top of my head

kikakirs131

12-09-09, 09:45 AM

"whatever works" : In the end, the romantic aspirations of our youth are reduced to whatever works...
I see death by culture shock!
"wanted" : What the hell have you done lately?
"anything else" : life, death, the empty universe,
You know, it's like anything else.'

BumbleBee

12-13-09, 10:26 AM

Snakes on a Plane: "I've had it with these Mother fu*c*'n snakes on this mother fu*c*'n Plane!"

Taken: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

That is by far the best Quote I think I've heard in a movie. The Deliverance was sensational by the greatest actor of all, Liam Neeson.

joeality

12-14-09, 06:47 AM

Cecil B. Demented - "Power to the people who punish bad cinema!"

ellehc

12-14-09, 11:44 PM

You are my life now-Edward:)

darrensmits

12-16-09, 12:27 AM

My favorite quote is from 300 movie.

Xerxes: There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Sparta from the histories! Every piece of Greek parchment shall be burned. Every Greek historian, and every scribe shall have their eyes pulled out, and their tongues cut from their mouths. Why, uttering the very name of Sparta, or Leonidas, will be punishable by death! The world will never know you existed at all!
King Leonidas: The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a god-king can bleed.

Iroquois

12-16-09, 12:39 AM

"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my GOOOOOOOOD!!!"

Big Chico

12-16-09, 01:07 AM

"Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
"Then we will fight in the shade." Quote-300

Robban94

12-18-09, 06:13 PM

Naw man. I'm pretty ****ing' far from okay.

FILMFREAK087

01-08-10, 08:08 AM

"What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."

-Melvin Udall, As Good As It Gets

Greenlit

01-13-10, 04:00 PM

Outstanding Christine quotes. That was the first vhs tape my dad got and I watched it over and over until the tape broke.

martian leader

01-13-10, 05:12 PM

Outstanding Christine quotes. That was the first vhs tape my dad got and I watched it over and over until the tape broke.

Hey thanks. :) Yeah its that kind of film. A film you can't stop watching. :yup:

Stu Redman

01-14-10, 11:59 PM

Lt. James Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...a dark knight.

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Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.

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Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

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terapattrik

01-15-10, 05:20 AM

" i will be back" and " hasta la vista" from terminator 2

karibou

01-16-10, 12:58 AM

"We all go a little mad sometimes."

~ Anthony Perkins, Psycho

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

~ Woody Allen, Annie Hall

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

~ Peter Sellers, Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

duotonec

01-26-10, 10:35 AM

(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/)" (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/)Barry (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001191/): I'm lookin' at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna ****in' smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You're so pretty.
Lena (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001833/): I want to chew your face, and I want to scoop out your eyes and I want to eat them and chew them and suck on them."

Adam Sandler & Emily Watson in Punch-Drunk Love

selenagee

01-28-10, 11:50 PM

bella: "please don't make me choose jacob, because its him, always him".. it makes me inlove even more.. it makes me love him with all my life.. its so happy to be inlove..

Plainview

01-29-10, 12:06 AM

Daniel Plainview; "So Standard offered us a million dollars for the Little Boston leases, and I told H.M Tilford where he could shove that, and we made a deal with Union! On the pipeline! And that whole ocean of oil underneath our fields."

Harry Lime

01-29-10, 12:13 AM

"Say what again. Say what again. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf#cker. Say what one more g0ddamn time."

Plus many other lines from this scene.

Bad words and some violence, so kids, you better watch...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czb4jn5y94g&feature=related

klules664

01-29-10, 07:51 AM

Mine comes from "Arthur" when Bitterman first meets Liza Minelli and responds to the introduction by saying "very pleased to make your acquaintance, one must usually go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature", it was classic

Gordon53

01-31-10, 07:48 AM

There's always good quotes in Russ Meyer films. Especially Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!:

"I'm of legal age for whiskey, voting and loving. Now the next election is two years away, and my love life ain't getting much better, so how about some of that one-hundred-percent! "

"Easy, baby, you're almost a fire hazard!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence, the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!"

GodsOtherMonkey

02-09-10, 03:39 PM

"Are you men associated with the American Army?"
"Noo; no, we're uh, we're not associated with anybody." - Dutch Engstrom

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"Well, how'd you like to kiss my sister's black cat's ass?" - Crazy Lee

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"They set it up!" - Pike Bishop
""They"? Who in the hell is "they"?" - Lyle Gorch
[laughs hysterically] ""They"? Why, they is the plain and fancy they, that's who "they" is! Caught you, didn't they? Tied a tin can to your tail. Led you in and waltzed you out again. Oh my what a bunch! Big tough ones, hunh? Here you are with a handful of holes, a thumb up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with. They? Who the hell is "they"?" - Old Man Sykes

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HERRERA:
I am coming. I am your friend, remember?
We are friends. All of us.
I bring you love and affection from el General.
Eh. You bring the guns with you. Bravo! Bravo!
What bravery you have done! (Drying the sweat from his head)
I am to escort you to the General.

PIKE: Tell him to come closer.
(Dutch starts speaking, but...)

HERRERA:
I hear. I am coming, my friend.

PIKE:
You know, what this is. (Showing Herrera the fuse)
(Herrera recognizes the dynamite)
Any trouble, no guns for the General.

HERRERA:
(cackles) Very smart!
That's very smart for you damn gringos.
So nobody can rob the guns.

PIKE:
Nobody.

HERRERA:
I am not afraid.
They are not afraid.
You blow up the wagon, you die.
Or we kill you pretty soon.
But we are amigos.
...
hah, damned gringos.

The Wild Bunch (1969)

Project Steel

02-09-10, 06:52 PM

From Tombstone:

Wyatt Earp: So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!
[shouts]
Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!

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[Morgan is fatally wounded in a gunfight]
Morgan Earp: Remember what I said about people seein' a bright light before they die? It ain't true. I can't see a damn thing.

back_in_time

02-12-10, 11:27 AM

"What are you doing in masturbatorium?!"
-Running With Scissors

WSSlover

02-16-10, 02:47 PM

Ice: Ya wanna live in this lousy world? Play it cool!

Bernardo: When I get through with you, you'll be like a fish after skinning!

Graziella: You tell 'em, Daddy-o!

Ice: Ya done good, buddy-boy!

Action: I wanna get even!

Ice: Get cool!

A-Rab: I wanna bust!

Ice: Bust cool!

Ice: Great, Daddy-o!

A-Rab: Cracko-Jacko! Down goes a teen-age hoodlum!

Action: In, out; let's get crackin'!

Action: I say go, go!

Riff: Meet Tony and me at the dance after ten! And walk tall!

either Mouthpiece or Snowboy, I think: We always walk tall!

Riff: Womb to tomb?

Tony: Birth to earth! I'll live to regret this!

Riff: Who knows? Maybe what you're waitin' for will be twitchin' at the dance tonight!

Can you all guess what movie the above-posted quotes come from? LOL;)

terapattrik

02-19-10, 08:24 AM

Astala Vistala . Terminator 2.

Lugburz

02-19-10, 09:15 AM

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? :p

earlsmoviepicks

03-22-10, 10:11 AM

"I love you Stanley....BUY ME THAT RING!!!!"
http://i853.photobucket.com/albums/ab94/earlsmoviepicks/lords29.jpg

SoulInside

03-22-10, 12:24 PM

From "Bad Boys 2" - not my favorite, but I saw the movie yesterday and it remains in my memory:

Marcus Burnett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001454/): [during a gun fight] Sir, we just want to talk!
Mike Lowery (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000226/): You want to talk? All right, go ahead, go ahead!
Marcus Burnett (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001454/): We're not immigration! [more gunfire]
Mike Lowery (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000226/): They can't hear you,`CAUSE THEY'RE STILL SHOOTING AT YOU!

ChasingButterfly

03-22-10, 03:44 PM

Han Solo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000148/): [sounding official] Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000148/): [getting nervous] Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000148/): Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000148/): Uh...
[Han shoots the intercom]
Han Solo (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000148/): [muttering] Boring conversation, anyway.

I love this!

JohnnyWest

03-22-10, 06:25 PM

"Sometimes a man has to prove to his friends what he's worth. Sometimes that means dying. Sometimes that means killing a whole lot of people"
-Sin City

[rono]

05-28-10, 12:25 AM

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." --Jessica Rabbit
(Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

hbofan90

05-28-10, 09:37 AM

gee billy , i can't wait till i get to high school . don't u say that , don't u ever say that for the love of god , stay her , stay as long as u can , for the love of god - billy Madison

Kaiser Soze

05-28-10, 11:14 AM

"Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited."

[rono]

05-28-10, 10:46 PM

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
-- Harvey Dent
(The Dark Knight)

rauldc14

05-29-10, 02:35 AM

"Forgiveness is between them and god. It's my job to arrange the meeting".- Creasy (Denzel Washington) - Man on Fire

LuDiNaToR

05-29-10, 06:45 AM

dont hate the player, hate the game will smith, bad boys

Tianyang Li

05-31-10, 08:25 PM

I'm sure everyones gonna love this one

Don CorleoneI'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse

Rick Blaine
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Gollum
"My precious"

What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
-Zoolander

Why so serious?
-The Joker

Are you not entertained?
-Commodore something Russell crowe.

“I am a golden god!” Guitarist from Stillwater.

“Wilson!” from Tom hanks :D?.

“Did you drink and dial?” - Jack Lopate

[rono]

06-01-10, 02:47 AM

"You want the truth, you can't handle the truth!"
-- Col. Nathan R. Jessep
A Few Good men

Fiscal

06-01-10, 06:54 PM

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist."

Kyzer Soze. Kevin Spacey, The Usual Suspects

Fiscal

06-01-10, 06:59 PM

Oh! Magnolia is full of great quotes!

Frank T.J. Mackey: I will drop-kick those ****in' dogs if they come near me.

Gwenovier: Come on, Frank. What are you doing?
Frank T.J. Mackey: What am I doing? I'm quietly judging you.

and forgive the vulgarity, but this is one of Tom Cruise's best scenes:

Frank T.J. Mackey: Respect the cock! And tame the ****! Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no! You will not control me! No! You will not take my soul! No! You will not win this game! Because it's a game, guys. You want to think it's not, huh? You want to think it's not? Go back to the schoolyard and you have that crush on big-titted Mary Jane. Respect the cock. You are embedding this thought. I am the one who's in charge. I am the one who says yes! No! Now! Here! Because it's universal, man. It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is biological. It is animal. We... are... men!

Glenguy

02-16-11, 08:23 AM

"If that battery is dead, it's going to have company!"

James Cagney-White Heat

"You're Nora Desmond! You used to be in the pictures! You used to be big!"
"I AM big, It's the movies that got small!"

Gloria Swanson-Sunset Boulevard

"Why don't you boys go suck on some fish heads?"

Clint Eastwood-Sudden Impact

"Now, I earnestly recommend that we forget your good ladies and press on with all possible dispatch."

?-It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like 'em myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings."

Humphry Bogart-The Big Sleep

"My, my, my. So many guns around town and so few brains."

Humphry Bogart-The Big Sleep

"Big Ed. Great big Ed. You know why they call him big Ed? It's because his ideas are big, and one of these days he's going to get a really big one! About me! And it'll be his last!"

James Cagney-White Heat

deathroman13

02-16-11, 01:05 PM

I should like to say that I make no assumptions about your occupation nor your ways, Witch... which... which... which are nothing to me, whatever you are. - Sleepy Hollow

planet news

02-16-11, 08:09 PM

dont hate the player, hate the game will smith, bad boysIn other words, don't only accuse people like Bernie Madoff for being evil, corrupted villains; understand the the role that Capitalism played in motivating his greed in the first place.

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rauldc14

02-16-11, 08:09 PM

On the Waterfront

"You don't understand I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of being a bum let's face it"

Plainview

02-17-11, 12:26 AM

Well I loved the movie Tombstone its a guilty pleasure of mine so here are some of my favorite Doc Holiday Quotes
"Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."
"Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now."
"Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest"
"I have two guns, one for each of ya."

rauldc14

02-17-11, 12:35 AM

Marty

"I'm just a fat man, I'm a fat ugly man"

Glenguy

02-18-11, 07:46 AM

"I think Buddy Holly is a lousy waiter." - John Travolta (Pulp Fiction)

"Hamburgers, the cornerstone of a nutritional breakfast!" - (Pulp Fiction)

"Now, I going to pinch a loaf, and when I get back, I want to see all these books out of here." - (The Shawshank Redemption)

" Did the Brain Fairy leave you a quarter? Your brains are falling out like teeth!" - (American Pop)

"No bucks, no Buck Rodgers. - (The Right Stuff)

"I love the way you stink!" - (Pulp Fiction)

Butch: "Are you ok?
Marcellus: "No man, I'm pretty f****in' far from ok!" (Pulp Fiction)

"No baby, that's a chopper and it belonged to Zed, and Zed's dead". (Pulp Fiction)

HollyG

02-26-11, 01:32 PM

Here is a few quotes from one of my favorite films La Dolce Vita (1960)

"By 1965 there'll be total depravity. How squalid everything will be" - Transvestite

"You are the first woman on the first day of creation. Your are mother,sister,lover,friend,angel,devil,earth,home." Marcello Rubini

TylerDurden99

02-27-11, 12:34 AM

GoodFellas; "Oh, you had a fire? F**k you, pay me."

Tyler1

02-27-11, 05:35 AM

Alien : " A Survivor, Unclouded by conscious, remorse ... or delusions of morality. "

robster77

02-28-11, 10:42 AM

"I pitty the fool"
- Clubber Lang

earlsmoviepicks

02-28-11, 05:37 PM

"God loves you just the way you are. But He loves you too much to let you stay that way."

--Junebug

HollyG

03-02-11, 01:19 AM

Last night I watched Aguirre: The Wrath of God and Don Loupe de Aguirre's rant really stood out, probaly my favorite part of the movie.

Don Loupe de Aguirre: I am the great traitor. There must be no other. Anyone who even thinks about deserting this mission will be cut up into 198 pieces. Those pieces will be stamped on until what is left can be used only to paint walls. Whoever takes one grain of corn or one drop of water... more than his ration, will be locked up for 155 years. If I, Aguirre, want the birds to drop dead from the trees... then the birds will drop dead from the trees. I am the wrath of god. The earth I pass will see me and tremble. But whoever follows me and the river, will win untold riches.

Nitusha

03-02-11, 10:39 AM

u had me at hello

onlymildlyamuzed

03-10-11, 04:09 PM

Bart: Are we awake? (cleavon little)
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black? (gene wilder)
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.- Blazing saddles

chipper

03-10-11, 10:45 PM

The Joker: If you're good at something, you never do it for free.

The Joker:Why...so...serious?

The Joker: Starting tonight, people will die. I'm a man of my word.

Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you? You complete me.

The Joker: Do i look like a man with a plan? I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.

Batman: Sometimes, truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

The Joker: Madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

The Joker: Come on! Hit me!

Gotham National Banker: The criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in? What do you believe in!
The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger.

The Joker: You've changed things... forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... like me!

The Joker: This town deserves a better class of criminal.

The Joker: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're tonight's entertainment.

The Joker: I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.

The Joker: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

The Dark Knight

TylerDurden99

03-12-11, 10:00 PM

I know now why you cry, but it's something I could never do.

sreenathpktr

09-06-11, 05:24 AM

"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies."-Shawshank Redemption

MrPink

09-06-11, 09:41 AM

"I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."

American Beauty

Sandman

09-06-11, 11:37 AM

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" - Apocalypse Now

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" - Dr. Strangelove

"Well, nobody's perfect." - Some Like It Hot

HitchFan97

09-06-11, 11:47 AM

"Why so serious?" -The Dark Knight

"You talkin' to me?" -Taxi Driver

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli." -The Godfather

"We all go a little mad sometimes." -Psycho

"More human than human is our motto." -Blade Runner

"It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again." -The Silence of the Lambs

"Heeeeere's Johnny!" -The Shining

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump

"No, I am your father." -The Empire Strikes Back

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." -2001: A Space Odyssey

"I'll be back." -The Terminator

"Get off my back, Evelyn!" -Play Misty For Me

I could go on and on with this, but those are a few that come to mind.

Matcat

09-14-11, 10:11 AM

"Tell you what. Truth is, sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it." - Brokeback Mountain

"I thought you might be worried... About the security of you ****!" - Burn After Reading

"Dr. Harris, do you concur?" - Catch Me If You Can

"The big boy's gonna wash himself!" - What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

"Should you be drinking when you don't have a liver?" - 10 Things I Hate About You

"And that's all I have to say about that!" - Forrest Gump

"In America it's bling-bling, out here it's bling-bang." - Blood Diamond

"It's my cat and his name is Jake!" - Breaking Away

"I'd like to thank the Academy." - Fight Club

MrPink

09-14-11, 10:20 AM

Pulp Ficton - "zed's dead baby , zed's dead."

Fight Club - "working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need"

American Beauty - "but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world................You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday"

2001 - open the door hal!

FanaticFilmFan

09-25-11, 06:42 AM

I watched Paper Man last night it was an ok movie, nothing spectacular but I did get another favorite movie quote.

"Richard regarded his solitude as something sacred. As a well earned badge of honor. A cloak to be worn to ward off life as his safety. Solitude is who he was. This caused those in his life to view him with a very veiled contempt. Richard was certain that he was not liked, which is hard on a man. Maybe it was because he gave nothing and received nothing in return. In any case, his situation had become intolerable."

Jer1cko

10-05-11, 09:29 PM

Anything Schwarzennegar (spelled right?) makes me laugh my A** off :D

Arnold: "Remember when I said I was going to kill you last?"

Guy: "YEAH!"

Arnold: "I lied..."

LMFAO!!! :D

alandry

10-05-11, 11:03 PM

Take this under advisement JERKWEED! Bruce Willis, Die Hard

sonamkapoor

10-06-11, 04:23 AM

Pain: it's part of the puzzle. Blood: it's the price of freedom. Death: it's not that easy.
Like Father, Like Daughter.
Live or die. Make your choice.
Every puzzle has its pieces.

exiled1

10-06-11, 06:25 AM

Your mama says I can't tell you that one no more, you get nightmares - Big Fish.

lundy1026

10-06-11, 07:05 PM

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Obviously you all know by now my fav movie is zombieland so I have lots of quotes I love from the movie but ill just list my top 2:

Tallahasse: "I'm not easy get along with ... and I'm sensing you're a bit of a b****."

Tallahassee: I'm not great at farewells so, uh, that'll do pig.
Columbus: That's the worst goodbye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie!

vladereign

10-06-11, 10:58 PM

Its Better To Ask "Forgiveness" than "Permission" - Eragon

mastermetal777

10-06-11, 11:09 PM

"Leave the gun; take the canoles." - The Godfather

Jonesy~

10-07-11, 02:56 PM

"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

- Plantet of the Apes (1968)

Wyvrn

10-07-11, 03:21 PM

"Why would he do that? Because he’s a lummox, isn’t he? Well we shall have a magnificent garden party and not invite him!" Jack Sparrow
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

earlsmoviepicks

10-07-11, 07:22 PM

Make it! Make it! Make it! Make the pasta!

Big Night

filmgirlinterrupted

10-07-11, 07:35 PM

"I thought you might be worried... About the security of your ****!"
- Burn After Reading

LOL! That part always cracks me up :p

It's impossible for me to pick a favorite, so I think I'll be posting here sporadically. Here's my 1st:

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~*RazorbladeKiss*~

10-07-11, 08:20 PM

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Roseanne (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0444621/): What a strange path it took to find my heart. (final line)

thracian dawg

10-07-11, 09:07 PM

"Look at your reflection in the mirror. You're a creature of the night Michael, just like out of a comic book! You're a vampire Michael! My own brother, a f*ck*n*, vampire. You wait 'till mom finds out!" -- The Lost Boys

"How do you trust a man who wears suspenders and a belt? ---Once upon a time in the west

"What'dya do with the other guy?" ---Detour

"These cans are defective!" --- The Jerk

"Hah! You don't have the technology or the smooth hands to pull off a procedure like that" ---Superbad

" Alexander dumb ass"
"That's pronounced "doo mah" ---The Shawshank Redemption

"He's a good lawyer"
"He's a good lawyer?! He's the ******* prince of darkness!" --The Verdict

"Five months in Vietnam, and my best friend is a V.C. THIS WILL NOT LOOK GOOD ON A RESUMÈ!" --- Good morning, Vietnam

"Are you the man?" -- Sea of love

"And you know Steve you get the feeling that Billy Chapel isn't pitching against left handers, he isn't pitching against pinch hitters, he isn't pitching against the Yankees. He's pitching against time. He's pitching against the future, against age, and even when you think about his career, against ending. And tonight I think he might be able to use that aching old arm one more time to push the sun back up in the sky and give us one more day of summer". -- For Love of the game

~*RazorbladeKiss*~

10-09-11, 08:02 PM

John Merrick (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000457/): I am not an elephant! I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man! - The Elephant Man

Chief Insp. Frederick Abberline (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000323/): You told me to bring you 'Jack the Ripper' - you sign that piece of paper, and I will... Tonight! - Jack the Ripper (1988)

urkillinmesmalls

10-09-11, 08:52 PM

Tom Sawyer: When a friends in trouble, you don't run away.- Tom and Huck (1995)

~*RazorbladeKiss*~

10-10-11, 11:53 PM

Chief Insp. Frederick Abberline (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000323/) - A woman was killed last friday, and if your mr Hyde was in the east end at the time, i would like to meet him.

Richard Mansfield - But you don't think i'm caught up in all of that, do you?

Chief Insp. Frederick Abberline (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000323/) - All of what? I would just like to meet the man who gave you your other face! The man who looks like mr Hyde!
And your going to introduce us...NOW!

Jack the Ripper (1988)

GreenEyed Vixen

10-10-11, 11:58 PM

Serenity " I swallowed a bug"

mark f

10-11-11, 12:06 AM

This is missing most of the best ones, but it still has a few.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jTpD7xk1Bc

Cenydd Ros

10-12-11, 05:57 PM

"Wanted in fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guilty of the crimes of murder; armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices; the theft of sacred objects; arson in a state prison; perjury; bigamy; deserting his wife and children; inciting prostitution; kidnapping; extortion; receiving stolen goods; selling stolen goods; passing counterfeit money; and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using marked cards and loaded dice. Therefore, according to the powers vested in us we sentence the accused here before us Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez-"

"Known as the Rat."

"...and any other aliases he might have to hang by the neck until dead. May God have mercy on his soul. Proceed."

some time later

"Wanted in fifteen counties of this state, the condemned standing before us ...sitting before us... Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez has been found guilty by the Third District Circuit Court of the following crimes: murder, assaulting a justice of the peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statutory rape of a minor of the black race, derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, bank robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of Post Offices, breaking out of the state prison, discharging firearms...(inaudible) - using marked cards and loaded dice, promoting prostitution, blackmail...(inaudible) - illegal postal pick up...(inaudible) - intention of selling fugitive slaves...(inaudible) - and sheriff's office in Sonora, counterfeiting and passing counterfeit money, crimes against places of high authority...(inaudible) - burning down the courthouse...(inaudible) - hired himself out as guide on a wagon train, after receiving his payment in advance, he deserted the wagon train in the hunting grounds of the Sioux Indians...(inaudible) - a steamboat...(inaudible) - after throwing the pilot overboard...(inaudible) - turned over due to lack of skill at the wheel...(inaudible). The condemned is also guilty of cattle rustling, horse thievery, supplying Indians with firearms...(inaudible) - alcohol...(inaudible) - misrepresenting himself as a Mexican General...(inaudible) - unlawfully drawing salary and living allowances from the Union Army. For all these crimes the accused has made a full and spontaneous confession. Therefore we condemn him to be hung by the neck until dead, may the lord have mercy on his soul. Proceed."

Within the (inaudible) areas are substantial and lengthy charges which cannot be heard due to other dialogue mixed over them.

~*RazorbladeKiss*~

10-12-11, 08:27 PM

Dracula (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000198/): The blood is the life... and it shall be mine.

Dracula (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000198/): I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula.

Dracula (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000198/): Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?

Dracula (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000198/): I have crossed oceans of time to find you.

Dracula (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000198/): I condemn you to living death. To eternal hunger for living blood.

Dracula (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000198/): I... love you too much to condemn you.

Dracula (1992)

Cenydd Ros

10-12-11, 10:15 PM

My favorite from FFC's Dracula:
"There is no life in this body." - Gary:cool:

~*RazorbladeKiss*~

10-13-11, 05:39 AM

I love that quote too. :)

Comet

10-13-11, 06:05 AM

I have a plethora of film quotes I love.

Here is one from the 1952 film, On Dangerous Ground:

"Why do you make me do it? You know you're gonna talk! I'm gonna make you talk! I always make you punks talk! Why do you do it? Why?"

Oktober

10-13-11, 03:03 PM

Aliens (1986)

Newt (aka Carrie Henn) : My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.

Ripley (aka Sigourney Weaver): Yes, there are, aren't there?

~*RazorbladeKiss*~

10-15-11, 08:10 PM

Saw III

Amanda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809938/): I'm sorry. I know it's hard to concentrate when you're surrounded by so many things you could kill me with. Like this axe I saw you looking at.
[holds the axe out to Lynn]
Amanda (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0809938/): Take it. Please, it's yours. Come on. I go for the neck, but I'm not the brain surgeon. Just do it quietly so John doesn't hear me die. Otherwise, he is likely to get upset, rip off his heart rate monitor - boom! Then, you just have to find the sensor and disarm it so you can walk more than thirty feet out that door without the collar detonating. Or, you could try and take the collar off yourself. But that could be tricky. The slightest knock in the wrong place could trigger it. I should know. I built it.

cunkrink

11-18-11, 12:52 PM

Terminator - "I'll be back!"

EndlessScream

11-20-11, 12:27 AM

"U do what u love, and Fck the rest" - Dwayne (http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0004360/)

JessicaMonroe

11-21-11, 03:54 PM

I don't remember it word for word, but mine would be a few lines from the beginning of "Blow." The father (Ray Liotta) is telling George (Johnny Depp) that money is not real, it only seems like it is. Something about when you're flush it's never as good as it seems and when your bust you never think you'll be up again but life always goes on.

Darren Aronofsky

12-03-11, 09:31 PM

Itzhak Stern: It's Hebrew, it's from the Talmud. It says, "Whoever saves one life, saves the world entire." - Schindler's List

ninorost

12-06-11, 05:19 PM

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Brandon: Do you wanna go out with me?
Olive Penderghast: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were kinsey 6 gay.
Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight.
Olive Penderghast: I didn't mean with me!
Brandon: I am tormented every day at school. Just one good, imaginary fling.

great Easy A Quotes (http://easyaquotes.com/) by Olive and Brandon.

A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.

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shellydzouza

12-15-11, 02:01 AM

My favorite movie quote is "Love means never having to say you're sorry."It ia very meaningful quote.It is taken from the movie Love Story.It is a quote by Jennifer.It is my all time favorite.

gandalf26

12-15-11, 05:31 AM

"You feeling lucky Punk? Well, do ya?

Johnr271

12-16-11, 11:19 AM

My favorite is "Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most."
(Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza - Silence of the Hams)

cuddlepie281289

12-16-11, 06:35 PM

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, Prepare to die" from The Princess Bride

asalerno89

12-16-11, 09:18 PM

All of my favorite quotes come from Tarantinos movies. Especially Pulp Fiction. He uses alot of his quotes in different movies.

UrnAsh

12-18-11, 07:54 PM

RHPS

Magenta: I ask for nothing!
Frank: And you shall receive it, in abundance!

Darren Aronofsky

12-20-11, 10:23 PM

http://magnoliaforever.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/thepianist.jpg

"Wladyslaw Szpilman: What does my tie have to do with anything? I need it for work."

thinkanish

12-28-11, 02:36 PM

Shutter Island:

Dr. Naehring: And who raised you marshal?
Teddy: Me? Wolves.

Dr. Cawley: Why are you all wet baby?
Teddy: What did you say?
Dr. Cawley: You know what I exactly said.

Dr. Cawley: Is that your firearm marshal?
Teddy: My initials are on the side. There is a dent in the barrel from when philips stacks shot at me. You are not going to f*** on my mind on this one doctor.

Teddy: You know, this place makes me wonder.
Chuck: Yeah, what is it boss?
Teddy: which would be worse: to live as a monster or to die as a good man?
Chuck: Teddy?

The Matrix:

Smith: Good bye Mr. Anderson.
Neo: My name is Neo

Inception:

Mr. Saito: Dream within a dream huh? I am very much impressed. You've lived upto your reputation Mr. Cobb

The Dark knight:

The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh.. and you know about chaos?.. its fair.
Blood Diamond:

Soldier: Archer, you are a dead man.
Danny: Yeah, Yeah

The Lord of the Rings:

Boromir: A gift to the foes of Mordor. Why not use this ring? Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor, kept the forces of Mordor at bay. By the blood of our people are your lands kept safe. Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy. Let us use it against him.
Aragorn: You cannot wield it. None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.
Boromir: And what would a Ranger know of this matter?
Legolas: This is no mere Ranger. He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance.
Boromir: Aragorn? This is Isildur's heir?
Legolas: And heir to the throne of Gondor
Aragorn: Sit down, legolas
Boromir: Gondor has no King. Gondor needs no King.

And lots more.. i would go crazy posting!

Zybax

12-30-11, 09:31 AM

Friday-

Smokey- You got knocked the **** out

rockshox

01-14-12, 02:48 PM

Bladerunner

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Can remember listening when I was a kid and thinking I wanna go where he's been.

Frokane

01-15-12, 09:47 AM

My Name is Buck and Im here to ****- Kill Bill

cinemaafficionado

01-20-12, 09:10 PM

" What we have here is a failure to communicate " ( Cool Hand Luke )
" Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn " ( Gone With The Wind )

quint

01-26-12, 01:10 AM

"Well ain't this place a geogrphical oddity...two weeks from everywhere."

and

"Damn! We're in a tight spot!"

~ Ulysses Everett McGill

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

linespalsy

01-30-12, 01:11 PM

"But our vampire plot was so simple."

~Mark of the Vampire (1935).

Mountaineer

01-30-12, 09:23 PM

From The Deep. Robert Shaw to Nick Nolte.............."This ain't no bloody tourist trap"

Mountaineer

01-30-12, 09:26 PM

This is more of a quick line of dialogue. It's from Five Easy Pieces. It's often referred to as Jack Nicholson's 'Chicken salad sandwich speech." I know it looks like a lot of reading. But try it out. It's pretty clever. Typical smart-aleck stuff from Nicholson

Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.
Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want.
Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Waitress (turning and telling him to look at the sign that says, "No Substitutions") Do you see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.
Dupea: You see this sign? (He sweeps all the water glasses and menus off the table.)

Mountaineer

01-30-12, 09:29 PM

How bout' Clint Eastwood and Gene Hackman in Unforgiven.

Hackman: You just shot an unarmed man.

Eastwood: Well, he should have armed himself

Jack Nicholson in Easy Rider. He's in the jail cell referring to allegations of local cops shaving the heads of long-haired hippies.

"Yeah ya' see, they got this scissor-happy beautify America thing going on down here. They want everybody looking like Yul Brynner."

Mountaineer

01-30-12, 09:38 PM

And from my favorite L.A. Confidential:

Lt. Ed Exley: Why did you become a cop?

Sgt. Jack Vincennes:............(long pause)...............I don't remember.

patto1992

02-17-12, 11:53 AM

Snatch - Shut up and sit down you big bald f**k

Elephant Girl

02-17-12, 01:08 PM

Alrighty, howzabout

Sense and Sensibility: I am, and ever will be, yours.

Contact: If we're alone in the universe, that seems to be a terrible waste of space.

Life of Brian :
Wise Man 1 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): Ahem!
Brian's mother (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/): Oh! [falls over in chair]
Brian's mother (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/): Who are you?
Wise Man #2 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001037/): We are three wise men.
Brian's mother (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/): What?
Wise Man #1 (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000092/): We are three wise men.
Brian's mother (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001402/): Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Cool Hand Luke: (Strother Martin): What we have here is a situation.

Elephant Man: I am NOT an animal! I am a Man!

The Shining: Honey, I'm Hooooooooome!

Avatar: I SEE you.

Justified123

02-20-12, 06:40 PM

The Departed has some funny quotes in.

Tripod

02-20-12, 07:09 PM

Brian Fantana: "People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testicles - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

steve12553

02-26-12, 02:29 PM

Hattori Hanzo:"If on your journey, you should encounter God, God will be cut."
Kill Bill Volume 1

Quoting Movies

02-26-12, 11:57 PM

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take, our FREEDOM!" (Rabble!Rabble!Rabble!)

-William Wallace (Braveheart)

The Rodent

02-29-12, 01:14 PM

Ed Harris (Bud) talking about Michael Biehn (Coffey) in The Abyss: "He's operating on his own. He's cut off from his chain of command. He's showing signs of pressure induced psychosis. And he's got a nuclear weapon."

donniedarko

03-01-12, 11:18 PM

Alvy Singer: What's with all these awards? They're always giving out awards. Best Fascist Dictator: Adolf Hitler." Annie Hall
"Don't trust a naked bus driver" Anything else
"English mother****er, speak it" Pulp Fiction
" I you can't beat a whore you can't bet your wife" Hobo with a Shotgun (Don't like it but it gave a chilling feeling)

Cenydd Ros

03-01-12, 11:49 PM

"This is the real deal, Neal. This ain't no whack-attack. I'm going to rock her world. I'm going to make her planets twirl. Straight from the cooker." ~ Hernando (Miguel Pinero (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0684102/)), Fort Apache the Bronx (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082402/) (1981)

http://guanabee.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/miguel_pinero.jpg

dadgumblah

03-08-12, 01:14 AM

The Big Lebowski: Hey, this is a private residence, man!

Aliens:
Bishop: I'll go.
Ripley: What?
Bishop: I'll go. I mean, I'm the only one qualified to remote-pilot the ship anyway.
Hudson: Yeah right, man, Bishop should go. Good idea!

To Kill a Mockingbird:
Scout: Hey, Boo!
Atticus: Miss Jean Louise, Mr. Arthur Radley. I believe he already knows you.

Ironcurtin65

04-05-12, 06:58 PM

"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. So long Holly."

The Third Man

The Rodent

04-06-12, 12:39 PM

Lucius Fox in The Dark Knight.

"Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan, is to blackmail this person?...

... Good luck."

BestFlix

04-06-12, 01:07 PM

You had me at 'hello

If I am allowed to throw in my favorite TV Show quote then it would be: Let's hug it out, bitch

Ironcurtin65

04-06-12, 01:56 PM

"If Marxie Heller is so f**kin' smart, how come he's so f**kin' dead?"

Prizzi's Honor

Cenydd Ros

05-11-12, 11:34 PM

"It's your daddy's fault you're the way you are, not mine. Because I loved you, lip-smacking little junkie baby. Irritable and hyperactive, you was. Just twitching and spasms and convulsions. Your daddy blew smoke in your face to keep you quiet, you know that? I think it would damage you, but don't blame me... I breast-fed you forever." ~ Queen Gunhilda (Jennifer Tilly), Tideland (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0410764/)

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wintertriangles

05-11-12, 11:53 PM

SOOOO MANNNNNYYYYYYYY

1) "You know, there was a man that lived here once that had a prize-fighting kangaroo. Well, you just wouldn't believe what that kangaroo did to this courtyard!"
- Mulholland Dr.

2)"There's been progress at work."
"My conquistador! Always conquering..."
- The Fountain

3) "The mere thought of them killing each other, over a woman, because of me, comforts me."
- Children of Paradise

4) "Be White. Live White. Like this."
- Lady Vengeance

5) "It's no use. An artist always paints his own portrait. You'll never paint that flower."
- The Testament of Orpheus

6) "It's hell with women, and hell without. Best to kill them all while the fun lasts."
- The Seventh Seal

7) "You shouldn't stick anything up your **** that you can't put in your mouth."
- Naked

8) "Madrid was filled with the stench of, pardon my language, food. It was indecent."
- The Phantom of Liberty

9) "John Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His ****ing girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies."
- High Fidelity

10) "You're getting older, and you'll see that life isn't like your fairy tales. The world is a cruel place. And you'll learn that, even if it hurts."
- Pan's Labyrinth

11) "If only I had been raped as a child! *Then* I would know authenticity!"
- Happiness

12) "Life is so short / Fall in love, dear maiden / While your lips are still red / And before you are cold, / For there will be no tomorrow."
- Ikiru (mainly the implementation)

13) "It's the wood that should fear your hand, not the other way around. No wonder you can't do it, you acquiesce to defeat before you even begin."
- Kill Bill

14) "It's better to help people than garden gnomes."
- Amelie

15) "Now I have only one thing left to do: nothing. I don't want any belongings, any memories. No friends, no love. Those are all traps."
- Blue

rosemarie

05-14-12, 02:35 PM

My favorite Quotes is "

"God is inside us, and he always helps us"....

:king: :king: :king: :king:

Drastic

05-14-12, 02:43 PM

The most important thing in business is honesty,integrity,hardwork... family... never forgetting where we came from.
-American Gangster

MovieBuffering

08-10-14, 03:29 AM

Just watched a movie I never tire of and adore. Out Of Sight. I have a lot of favorite scenes in it but my favorite has to be the scene at the hotel bar. When Clooney lets rip with this gem that's pretty much sums up the relationship Clooney and Lopez have in the flick. About taking chances and living with the consequences.

It's like seeing someone for the first time. You can be passing on the street and you look at each other and for a few seconds there's this kind of recognition. Like you both know something, and the next moment the person's gone. And it's too late to do anything about it. And you always remember it because it was there and you let it go. And you think to yourself, what if I stopped? What if I said something? What if? It may only happen a few times in life. - Jack Foley

Or Once. - Karen Sisco

Or Once. - Jack Foley

Zotis

08-10-14, 03:57 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger has the best one-liners.

From Total Recall,
"You think this is the real Quaid, it is," *blam-blam-blam-blam*
*blam* "Consider that a divorce."
"See you at the party Ricktor."

And from Conan the Barbarian,
A young woman says, "I suppose nothing hurts you." To which Conan replies, "Only pain."

Oh, and let's not forget Commando,
"Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?"
"That's right major, you did."
"I lied."

Gideon58

08-15-14, 07:30 PM

From Airplane:

Randy: "There's trouble in the cockpit."

Ted: "The cockpit? What is it?"

Randy: "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now."

Modine

08-21-14, 02:27 PM

From Trading Places: "What is you, ignorant?" My brother repeated that to me in the voice of the character for months afterward.

The Sci-Fi Slob

08-21-14, 05:46 PM

From Apocalypse Now - Colonel Kurtz: I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies! I remember when I was with Special Forces... seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate some children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there, and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried, I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out; I didn't know what I wanted to do! And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it... I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought, my God... the genius of that! The genius! The will to do that! Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we, because they could stand that these were not monsters, these were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men, our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment! Because it's judgment that defeats us

Vogel

08-22-14, 03:13 PM

One of my favorites is the derisive, and contemptuous, rant that Howard Beale (Peter Finch) delivers near the end of Network.

Derek Vinyard

08-22-14, 03:28 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWy3twwTEyc

This quote rock !

bob13bob

08-22-14, 03:56 PM

"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown." Popular for a reason.

StevePicks

08-25-14, 10:17 PM

"YOU'RE A HOOKER!!!"

MovieGal

08-25-14, 10:22 PM

You're wondering, 'What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?'

JulesKay

09-03-14, 02:40 PM

I love movie quotes... Some of my favorite ones :modest:

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Rhett Butler

Gone with the Wind (1939)

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"I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do… suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say: Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…" - Norman Bates

Psycho (1960)

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“Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.” - Alex

A Clockwork Orange (1971)

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"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I’m not gonna hurt ya. You didn’t let me finish my sentence. I said, I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just going to bash your brains in." - Jack Torrance

The Shining (1980)

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“What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?” - Tommy DeVito

Goodfellas (1990)

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"Are you in pictures?" - Barton Fink

Barton Fink (1991)

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"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?" - Mr. Blonde

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

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"Alice: I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible.

Bill: What’s that?

Alice: F*ck."

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)

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“I like to dissect girls. Did you know I’m utterly insane?” - Patrick Bateman

American Psycho (2000)

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JulesKay.