Let's misquote TWT!

[sunfrog]

Boy, everyone misquotes the mighty TWT!
I thought I would start a thread for it. :D

[Yoda]

I'll start. :D

"I hate British people! Let's bomb Parliament! Bill Clinton and Usuma Bin Laden should share a lethal injection needle! Let's give drug dealers the chair! All Arab people are terrorists!"

There ya' go. Thought I'd help to get things started. :)

[sunfrog]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I like killing squirrels! I like to imagine they're Democrats! Wahahaha!

Whoa! Dude, you're evil. :D

[Sir Toose]

[B]Originally posted by TWTCommish
I think Clinton is a swell guy. All Hail the Democratic party!


Man, what a liberal..

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by sunfrog
Boy, everyone misquotes the mighty TWT!
I thought I would start a thread for it. :D

By the way Sun... I laughed so hard I tinkled in my knickers when I saw this topic.

[spudracer]

I haven't found a good'n yet, but I'm working on it. I've got all day to find a good one. :)

[sunfrog]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I'll take a movie with good film, nice sets, and other such things over a good story any day!

Uh.. Are you serious Tw?? :)

[spudracer]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
C'mon guys, paste those posts into the other thread so I can delete this one. :)


How many times have we all heard this one??? :p

[Yoda]

Six times. :) Half the time they ignore me though.

[PigsnieLite]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
You didn't read my post! Go back & read my post, you spawn of Mr.Blue! I think you dye your hair. And dont talk to me about MJs tiny wee nosey, I think its cute like a mouses.

I have heard TWT say this over & over again, its unbeleivable. :laugh:

[spudracer]

LOL...oh wait wait..i've got yet another one.

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I love Unbreakable.

How many times have you ranted on about how wonderful Unbreakable is.

[Yoda]

You're supposed to MISquote me though. I always say I love Unbreakable. It's an amazing FILM. That's right, not a movie...a film. :) It's art.

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I hereby bow to PLite's superior intelligencia. He was right the whole time. I had a dream that Bill Clinton came to my house and read me the riot act on the evil republican credo. It has forever changed me. When I get older I am going to run for the DEMOCRATIC seat in congress in the great state of Pennsylvania. Thanks PLite for showing me the error of my ways.


Pigsnie would be so proud!

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I am going to donate fully 1/2 of my allowance to the coalition that supports gay and lesbian marraiges in Pennsylvania. I mean, isn't it time these people had a voice too? Damn opressive republicans!


TWT I can't respect you anymore man. You used to be such a good militant basturd just like me.

[Yoda]

I don't have an allowmance, man. :)

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
This is too far out of hand! That's it, I'm making a disclaimer pop up!

Hee Hee

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Of all in the liberal news media that I love, I hold Peter Jennings particularly dearest to my heart. I mean what poise, what courage! The way he slams BushLite is friggin amazing!

TWT stop this nonsense now!

[PigsnieLite]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I watch foreign films all day, I will read anythin subtitled. I haf seen Seven samurai so many times I think I am a samurai. I have a girlfriend named Pachinko, we go to home skizool together & at lunch break, she lets me & Sunfrog look down her kimona.

TWT is amazin!

[sunfrog]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Hey, don't you ******* say ******* on this ************* board you ***** **** ****!!
Eek! My ears! TWT!

[sunfrog]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I hate republicans just as much as I hate women. They are both useless.
I don't understand why God allows republicans to exist. That is if there is a God.
And if there is one I'm sure that all republicans won't meet him because they are going straight to hell.


TWT said THAT??[green]

[PigsnieLite]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
Figure skating is a great competetive sport! Personelly I cant think of anythin more fulfilling than a quad double sided somersault jump with an ice cream sundae on my head to really get the athletic juices goin on!! And my first born will certainly be named after Christoffer Dean, the GREAT ice Dancer!!!


I truly admire TWT.

[Sir Toose]

Originally posted by TWTCommish
I miss my girlfriend I had when I was 10. I will forever refer to her as my Ex. Also, she was only 10 but she did an online PHP tutorial and now she is the PHP master of the world!!


Chris, man, I'm worried about you. Are you gonna be ok?

[Yoda]

Hizell no. I'd never date a girl who knew a computer language the way I do...it would completely freak me out to NOT know way more than her about computers. :)