Happy Birthday Spikey Holden Pikey

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

CRAPPY BERFDAY, PIKE! YOU OLD SUMBITCH!

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Everything I do, I do to make my second stepdad proud.

Happy Birthday Holden

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"A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theater admission and the babysitter were worth it."
- Alfred Hitchcock

"Happy Birthday, Kitty Cat."

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TOP 100 | "Don't let the bastards grind you down!"

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

Hap to the Bday you grumpy git. May your day of happiness be filled with good weather, pleasant pressies, copulation, films you may have not heard of hidden away under some dirty rags in a magical rental shop, good food, cold beer, and hundereds and hudereds of grammaticall errors for you too chastise people about.

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

Maybe tomorrow, we can all spell like morons, so he'll be assured of at least one of those things?

Dun.

Yeahh GoOod luk WITH that and I hope's you're birthdae is a hapy wun. (okay that's not hundreds of errors but pretty close.)

P.S. please don't get too annoyed at my corny humor.

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"Like all dreamers, Steven mistook disenchantment for truth."

Why should this day be any different than all the others?





Gracias. Have a tequila, Señors & Señoritas.

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

I hear ya. Vodka is my poison too - for anybody looking for a last-minute gift idea. But being Cinco de Mayo and all...What is it they say; When in Tijuana, do as the Tijuanans do?

So the Dark Lord of the Sith does have a real name after all...

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"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."- Groucho Marx

I'd love one!

Happy Birthday, Holden.

A Happy Snappy Birthday to you Mr. The Pike that simply is the personification of wit & love. I idolize you're knowledge of film and your mass huge flick collection, I seriously do…never change, not even one single iota, because as a movie nut you give me a goal to shoot for. If ever I have a moment of doubt in the name of motion picture love in this wacky and wild world of MoFo, I just look at Big Papa Holden and it all becomes crystal clear…you’ve set the mark, you’ve set it high, and all a brother gots to do is reach for it…and I’m reachin’ ya’ll, I'm reachin'.

Seriously, Happy Birthday!

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late ..out celebrating myself...have a great birthday holden...

And maybe a few hymns'd be in order. Followed by a church supper. With a choir.

Happy Birthday.

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

Hope you're an animal lover, Holden:

Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!
Hippo Birdie Deer Hollllll-dennnnnn!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes!

Birthday smoochlets from the only person on MoFo who could correct YOUR spelling errors!

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