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Smells mystical, doesn't it?
1. I'd lose weight from building a kitchen.
2. Beach, I'm afraid of heights.
3. Probably a bird.. so I could poop on people's heads.


1. Who's your favourite musician?
2. Pencils or pens?
3. What is your favourite "GIF"?
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Let's talk some jive.



1. Roy Orbison
2.Pens
3.MysticalUnicorns "GIF"

1.If you could meet Edgar Allan Poe, what would be the first word you would say?
2.If you could write a book, what genre and what name would it be?
3.If you were getting chased by darkness, would you scream like a girl and run away but get never the darkness away from you or would you jump off into a river and be lost for 2 hours?
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no one else is dealing with your demons friend - tyler joseph.



Don't give the prick the satisfaction.
1. Edgar!
2. As a writer myself, i'd go with a Horror-Fiction novel. As far as the title, I couldn't tell you.
3. I'm confused? Who's Darkness?

1. What's your favorite type of food?
2. Do you enjoy swimming or biking more?
3. What kind of TV shows do you like to watch?



darkness is no light so just pure dark.

1.Burgers
2.Swimming
3.It Depends on my mood.

1.If you could be in the Olympics, what would your sport be?
2. What song annoys the hell out of you?
3.would you kiss Taylor Swift??



darkness is no light so just pure dark.

1.Burgers
2.Swimming
3.It Depends on my mood.

1.If you could be in the Olympics, what would your sport be?
2. What song annoys the hell out of you?
3.would you kiss Taylor Swift??
1. I would hands-down prefer to play either basketball or volleyball. I'd also like to run the 400.
2. Anything with Pitbull.
3. Absolutely, right on the tip of her peen.


1. Have you ever truly hated anybody?
2. If you could change one thing about the way you were raised, what would it be?
3. What is your favorite non-Reese's Puffs cereal?



1.Yes this pink haired freshman girl that I wanted to punch in the face
2.Not be spolied
3.Coco puffs

1.If you could be the Prime Minister of Canada what would you do first?
2.Would you be Finnish or Swedish and why that choice?
3.If you make your own national languange what would the name be?



Keep on Rockin in the Free World
1.Legalize Weed
2.Swedish.

They love hockey and their women are smoken hot.

3. Slanglish



1.- Given a budget of a billion dollars, cast the film adaptation you would most like to see.

2. What if any "conspiracy theories" do you subscribe to?

3. Which actor do you own the most dvds featuring them?
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"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it." - Michelangelo.



1.Thriller about a writer getting attacked by his own creations
2.none
3.Johnny Depp

1.If you ate the apple of the apple tree, what do you do next?
2.Would you ever live in Serbia,Russia?
3.If you were put into an isane asylum, would you be crazy or just a quiet paitent?



Don't give the prick the satisfaction.
1. Eat a banana of the banana tree.
2. I wouldn't mind, I love cold weather so much.
3. Probably a quiet patient that observes his surroundings.

1. If you had to be stuck living in either a cold or a warm place for the rest of your life, which would you prefer?
2. If you were given the option between living a normal life in complete wealth or an eternity in poverty, which would you prefer?
3. Who is your role model and why?



1. If I had a good A/C then hot would be ok. Otherwise, cold, each and every time.
2. Option A. Who the hell wants to live forever? I'm not too happy with the 80 or so years I'd expect.
3. I don't have role models. I can't say I've ever hero worshiped anyone.

1. Deodorant: Roll on or spray?
2. Do you think about your affect on the planet? Carbon footprint, use of resources, etc?
3. Are you looking forward to The Hobbit?
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5-time MoFo Award winner.



Don't give the prick the satisfaction.
1. I own both, but I much prefer to put it on my arm pits after a nice shower.
2. Not at all.
3. Oh god, oh god, oh god. Yes, I am.

1. Would you rather have chubby fingers or bony fingers?
2. If you could appear on the cover of any magazine, which would it be?
3. Fame or Fortune?



Chappie doesn't like the real world
Roll on. I don't want to breathe in any spray.

I do, but not to a fanatical degree. I don't use pesticides, I'm careful about how much water I use and I recycle. When I lived in Gainesville, I biked everywhere, but that's just not possible now that I live in the country.

You betcha!

1. What's your most unhealthy habit?
2. If someone was only going to read one book in their lifetime, what would you recommend? Why?
3. Are you a person who lives by a schedule, or do you do things more or less when you feel like it?



1. Would you rather have chubby fingers or bony fingers?
2. If you could appear on the cover of any magazine, which would it be?
3. Fame or Fortune?
1. Bony.
2. I really wouldn't want that to happen.
3. Fortune

1. What's your most unhealthy habit?
2. If someone was only going to read one book in their lifetime, what would you recommend? Why?
3. Are you a person who lives by a schedule, or do you do things more or less when you feel like it?
1. Living. It'll be the death of me.
2. Radio Times/Tv Guide/whatever you have in your country. Why? Because then you'll know when the good stuff's on.
3. Pretty much as I feel, when I feel

Do you celebrate New Year's Eve?
Do you like/Have you been camping?
When was the last time you spilt something? What was it?



1. Yes Russians celebrate that hard
2. No and no
3. Like a week ago, a bill

1. Where do you get your news
2. Listen to rap? If so who are your favorites?
3. Have you ever had a Vlog?A blog?
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Yeah, there's no body mutilation in it



Don't give the prick the satisfaction.
1. MSN news or my Dad.
2. I like some Eminem.
3. I've made a blog or two on Facebook Blogs, but that's it.

1. Do you do any kind of fitness?
2. With the summer coming to an end, what are your plans for the fall +?
3. Have you ever wanted to go to Vegas to gamble?



Smells mystical, doesn't it?
1. I regularly lift a stick with two marshmallows on either end.
2. TV! and not dying.
3. Nah, although if I did I'd probably development an addiction to it.

1. What animal do you find the cutest?
2. What's your most recently discovered favourite song?
3. What do you like most about me? Please go into detail.



Don't give the prick the satisfaction.
1. I've always been a cat person.
2. I listen to the same stuff everyday, nothing new.
3. Your avatar.

1. Do you prefer to watch stuff on your computer or your television?
2. Do you have a twitter account?
3. What do you like most about Mysticalunicornfart? Please go into detail.



Television. Rarely watch anything at the computer of more than 5-10 minutes.
No.
I like that you like their avatar.

1. Do you like The Monkees?
2. What's your favourite chocolate bar?
3. What was your favourite age to be and why?



Don't give the prick the satisfaction.
1. Never heard of em.
2. Not a big fan of chocolate.
3. Seeing as how I am 19, that's a tough question. So far, 18 has been a landmark, but I am looking forward to 21.

1. What is your favorite scary movie?
2. Can you cook?
3. What is a pet peeve of yours?



Chappie doesn't like the real world
Jaws

Somewhat. There are a few things I cook really well, but I do not like to cook on a daily basis.

I have several but I'll go with my weirdest one. I cannot stand when people over enunciate the letter K.

1. How would you describe your style of dress?
2. What was (or is) your best subject in school?
3. What (if anything) is currently under your couch?