Who Investigates Your Death?

I would have Columbo.

He'd never let me down. He'd wave his finger and return saying 'just one more thing' at every given chance. Ah, the Columbo way.




What about you?

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instrumental rock band that I am in.

I’ll take Raymond Burr’s Perry Mason any day of the week. Not only would he unmask the real killer, he’d make them weep like a schoolgirl.

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

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Horror's Not Dead
Latest Movie Review(s): Too lazy to keep this up to date. New reviews every week.

It would have to be Gil Grissom

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"Believe me, the secret of the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment of existence is: to live dangerously!"
-Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom

After tossing a few rocks at some bottles, Agent Cooper would grab a cup of black coffee and get to work.

Sometimes my arms bend back.

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Lt. Frank Drebin

In a reunion show anticipated by women the world over:

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Review: Cabin in the Woods 8/10

Good one Sedai!

His a Doctor...and a Detective...and he plays the Clarinet!

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Pumpkins scream in the DEAD of night!

Fantastic Blib. I really like that show. I wonder when a new series is coming out in the uk.

It's gotta be:

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"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how the Tatty 100 is done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." - Brendan Behan

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I find it slightly odd that Scooby Doo hasn't been mentioned.

The Scooby-Doo gang doesn't deal with murders.

But if a paranormal entity starts to terrorize me or my theme park they will be the ones I would hire.

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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.

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"Film is a disease. When it infects your bloodstream it takes over as the number one hormone. It bosses the enzymes, directs the pineal gland, plays Iago to your psyche. As with heroin, the antidote to Film is more Film." - Frank Capra

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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.

Russel Crowe and Will Smith?

Cos my death is going to be beyond the realms of this world...

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