Enough about God or the non-existence of God. Let's just assume that the Devil exists.
Who here is a Satanist that could teach me the ways of Satanism?
What exactly is The Devil like? Why is he worth the worship?
How do you sell your soul to The Devil? Or does that even happen anymore? How much do you get in return for your soul?
What is the lifestyle of a Devil Worshipper these days? How do you recognize them on the street? What sort of clothes do they wear? Is being a Devil Worshipper easy in this economically challenged time?
What exactly are the afterlife benefits? Do all Devil Worshippers go to Hell or are they sometimes snatched away by God and taken to Heaven? What kind of treatment do you get in Hell? Is there a V.I.P. section for Devil Worshippers? Do you avoid the fire at all? Or do you just go inside something a little less severe -- like a giant microwave or something?
Is it ever okay to worship both The Devil and God? What about other Gods?
MoFo Satanists, speak out! Tell me, how do you become a Devil Worshipper? I want to know all there is to know about that red guy you adore. It's almost Halloween and I think we need a little multicultural moment of the darkest kind, don't you?
Who here is a Satanist that could teach me the ways of Satanism?
What exactly is The Devil like? Why is he worth the worship?
How do you sell your soul to The Devil? Or does that even happen anymore? How much do you get in return for your soul?
What is the lifestyle of a Devil Worshipper these days? How do you recognize them on the street? What sort of clothes do they wear? Is being a Devil Worshipper easy in this economically challenged time?
What exactly are the afterlife benefits? Do all Devil Worshippers go to Hell or are they sometimes snatched away by God and taken to Heaven? What kind of treatment do you get in Hell? Is there a V.I.P. section for Devil Worshippers? Do you avoid the fire at all? Or do you just go inside something a little less severe -- like a giant microwave or something?
Is it ever okay to worship both The Devil and God? What about other Gods?
MoFo Satanists, speak out! Tell me, how do you become a Devil Worshipper? I want to know all there is to know about that red guy you adore. It's almost Halloween and I think we need a little multicultural moment of the darkest kind, don't you?