Quote of the Day

The invisible plane replaced the stealth bomber. Sure, that's going to be a lot of use. The enemy is sitting there going:
"Well, there's no plane here. But there are two little guys in a sitting position at 40,000 feet."

- Will Durst

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All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination.
Carl Jung

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

The difference between me and you is that I know I should say you and I.

~ unknown

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

“If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.”
-The Crow (1994)

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"Now talking's just a waste of breath and living's just a waste of death - so why put a new address on the same old loneliness?"

The thing I have the most trouble with is trying to discipline my little guy, because everything he does make me laugh, and you don't want to send the wrong message. Like, last week, he'd somehow gotten hold of a carving knife and he was stabbing my in-laws repeatedly. It was funny, but I had to be like, "No, that's bad."

- Brian Kiley

If music be the food of love, then play on - Shakespeare

This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.

The Dalai Lama

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"If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example."

- George Bernard Shaw

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It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden
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I'm so mad at my mother. She's 102 years old, she called me up last week, said she wanted to borrow $10 for some food. I told her, "Hey, I work for a living." So, I sent my secretary to lend her the money, and yesterday my mother calls me up and tells me she won't be able to pay the money back for a while. What is this ********? So I worked it out with her. I'm gunna have her carry my barbells up to the attic.

- Steve Martin

"There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses."
-Randy K. Milholland

Lookout! What you cannot see may blindside you and what you cannot hear may ..ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK my ribs!!!!.

"It's what you learn after you know it all that really counts."

- Harry S. Truman

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
-Ben Stein

"Only as high as I reach can I grow, only as far as I seek can I go, only as deep as I look can I see, only as much as I dream can I be."~ Karen Ravn

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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.

Johann von Goethe

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.-- Mark Twain

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The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. ~ Foster's Law

The only problem with alcoholics is they're occasionally sober
-Bastardized Oscar Wilde

"I know about the Salem Witch Trials; I could sort of identify with those witches."

- Bill Clinton

There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved.
- George Sand