Mutant Chronicles

I'd write reviews, but I suck at it. .....That's not what those early screeners and press release DVDs are for anyways no. I know people. So I have access.

And B-card, yes I saw a better copy than that crappy one. Mine had no subtitles. I wouldn't have watched it if it was the crappy one you saw.

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Im looking forward to see this but is this a remake?

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The film's release date has changed once again. It's coming out in 2008, but they don't know when.

Release Date: April 24, 2009 ( Limited - NY, LA)
Studio: Magnolia Pictures
Director: Simon Hunter
Screenwriter: Philip Eisner
Starring: Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman, Devon Aoki, John Malkovich
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Fantasy, Sci Fi
MPAA Rating: R (for strong bloody violence and language throughout)
Official Website: MutanChroniclestheMovie.com


Mutant Chronicles is set in the year 2707, on an unrecognizable Earth where a war is raging between four giant corporations who control the planet as they battle over the planet's dwindling resources. This war is soon rendered irrelevant when an errant bomb shatters an ancient buried seal, releasing a horrific mutant army from its prison deep within the earth. As the mutant scourge threatens human extinction, a squad of ragged soldiers, led by Mitch Hunter (Thomas Jane), descends into the earth in a last ditch effort to destroy the mutants and save mankind.

Mutant Chronicles is directed by English filmmaker Simon Hunter of the 2000 horror movie Lighthouse previously. The screenplay was written by Philip Eisner of only Event Horizon and Firestarter 2 previously. The film has been having problems finding a distributor, but Magnet Releasing eventually came to the rescue. They're now bring Mutant Chronicles to limited theaters very briefly on April 24th. (NY, LA)


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Im sure there is another thread about this movie, I maybe wrong but this film does look sweet.

I typed it in the search bar and nothing showed up, I am not gonna waste my time going through every page of this forum

Fair enough cheers for the heads up on a awesome film.

I do have to say that the movie looks pretty good. Can't wait to see it!

Merged the two threads. Please continue...

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anyone have any idea about when this is coming out nationwide?

This movie was soooooooo bad. Like normally I enjoy providing you good MoFos with a lame litany of reasons sucky movies suck so much, but I don't even want to put that much thought into digesting The Mutant Chronicles. What are you doing here, Malkovich? John Malkovich should be slumming it in much less ****** flicks than this.

I agree with Swedish - it really was. The best part about it was Ron Perlman, honestly, his best part was the narration in the beginning of the movie.

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I saw this today and I thought it was pretty decent. It wasn't that bad AT ALL like swedish chef said. The fight scenes were spectacular (gruesome but spectacular) and the film was well established.

I wanna hear why Swedish thought this was "sooooo bad" or why he didnt even want to put that much thought into digesting The Mutant Chronicles. If it's that bad (which it totally isn't) then explain the movie's faults. Not just a lame one like John Malkovich being in it.

The movie looks pretty bad to me, it does have a really great cast though. I mean Thomas Jane, Ron Perlman, and John Malkovich.

I'm probably the biggest Thomas Jane fan here. (Punisher still rocks, wont listen to any of you!) and I'll seek out every movie he's in. even if I don't like them.

it was one of his worst movies imo john. i actually like him as well, and this was typical him, but.....more like a knockoff of the whole "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" feel.

Ron Perlman?! I'll be seein' this because I enjoyed him in Hellboy.