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Lady: Oh, I pay more, how much? How much?
Oda Mae: $20.
Sam: Way to go. Milk her for every penny.
Sam (singing): I'm Henery the Eighth I am / Henery the Eighth I am, I am / I'm gettin' married to the widow next door / She's been married seven times before / And every one was an Henery / Wouldn't take a Willie or a Sam / I'm her eighth old man I'm Henery / Henery the Eighth I am, I am / Henery the Eighth I am / H! E! N-R-Y! / Henry (Henry) / Henry the 8th I am, I am, Henry the 8th -
Oda Mae: Okay! Okay! I'll go! I'll do anything you say. Just shut your mouth.
Oda Mae throws a fancy pillow in anger.
Molly starting to leave...
Sam (panics): Tell her I love her.
Oda Mae: Sam says he loves you.
Molly: Sam would never say that.
Sam (eyes lighting up): Oooh. Tell her ditto. Tell her ditto.
Oda Mae: What does ditto mean? Whatever, he says ditto.
Molly stops dead in her tracks.
Carl: I've got $4,000,000 stuffed in a god damn computer. If I don't get those codes...that money is not transferred soon...I'm dead. We're both dead.
Willy (too busy eating dinner): Why'd you tell them you only launder money the first of the month?
Carl: What the hell is wrong with you? You killed a man. You were supposed to steal his wallet. Was that a joke?
Willy (jumping up): Man, I did you a favor! That was a freebie!!
Sam: You were never her friend, snake.
Tough Ghost: Get off my train. GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!
Tough Ghost: You wanna move things, you gotta use your mind. You gotta focus!
just similiar from GHOST DAD
Oda Mae: Can I keep this pen.
Guard: Ah, well. Ah,
Sam (rolls eyes): Let's go. (near elevator) What do you want to keep the pen for?
Going to see Furgerson...
Guard: You got an appointment?
Oda Mae: No, I'm just here to see him for my health.
Oda Mae: Jawohl. (whatever the heck that means).
Guard: What is this in regaurds to?
Oda Mae: What? He doesn't remember me? Oh, we spent all that time at the Brewster's Christmas party last year. It was beautiful. A big old tree and thousands of presents everywhere. It -
Sam suddenly pokes her, and she yelps. The guard looks at her oddly.
Oda Mae: Gas. I Get a little gas from time to time. That's all.
As soon as guard's gone.
Oda Mae: Quit poking me!
Sam: Well, stop overdoing it.
Furgerson: Well, Rita, It looks like you'll be withdrawing $4,000,000 from us today.
Oda Mae: $4,000,000?!?!?
Sam: Say yes. Say yes.
Oda Mae (excited): Yes. Ye- Yeah'es. Yes.
Carl at computer...
Reverting music plays as Carl sees this blinking on the screen:
RITA MILLER, #926-31043. ACCOUNT CLOSED. BALANCE $ 00.00
Carl is sweating/frantically pulling his hair out. He goes to another computer and desperately types a command in. Same thing:
RITA MILLER, #926-31043. ACCOUNT CLOSED. BALANCE $ 00.00
Carl frantic, slams his fists down.
Employee: Something wrong Carl?
Carl (irratated): Someone playing around with the computers?!?
Employee: I don't know why.
Carl: One of my accounts is closed.
Employee: Which one? (picks phone up) You want me to call someone.
Carl (backing out): No. It's okay. It's okay.
Carl (muttering/gritting to self): Oh my God, I'm gonna kill him.
Sam: Now give her the check.
Oda Mae: I know. I know. I just want to feel it one more time.
Sam: Give it to her.
Oda Mae (teeth grinding): Iwillll.
Nun: Bless you child. Bless you.
Sam: Let go of the check.
Oda Mae doesn't. She's laughing as the nun thinks she's just being funny.
Sam: Let go. Let go of it!
She finally pulls away from it. A moment later a nun looks at it and faints.
Sam types M-U-R-D-E-R-E-R on Carl's computer.
Carl: WHO'S DOING THAT?!?! WHO'S DOING THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Sam types S-A-M, and then presses some button so that it'll paste SAM across the screen repeatedly.
Carl panic struck shoves the computer to the floor. Glass breaking echoes thru the late evning office!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There goes $700.
Molly: Carl, where have you been?
Sam: Old Carl had a little trouble down at the office.
Carl: I had a little trouble at the office. Listen Molly, I need to ask you a question.
Sam: Yeah, he needs to borrow $4,000,000.
Carl: This psychic lady, I want to know what she told you.
Molly: Stop this. It doesn't matter. It wasn't real. What the hell happened to you tonight? Does this have anything to do with her being at the bank today?
A sudden line of backfire music plays in the background as Sam shuts his eyes in dispair.
Carl (gulping fearfully but anxiously): The bank?
Molly: Yeah. Ferguson said she closed an account. Her name isn't even Oda Mae Brown. It's Rita Miller or something.
Molly suddenly sees the look on Carl's face.
Molly: Carl, are you all right?
Carl: It's just my stomach. It's... Um... Do you have any stuff like, pepto bismol or something?
Sam (suggesting): Cyanide?
Sam: Now do you believe in ghosts?
Sam: You're dead Willy.
Carl after Molly/Oda Mae...
Carl grabs Oda's ankle and pulls her down.
Oda Mae: $hit.
Molly: Carl stop it!
Carl: Stay out of this, Molly.
Carl pulls Oda Mae about 30 feet away and then holds her at gunpoint.
Carl (trying to calm down): All right. The check. The check. Where is it?
Oda (in fear): I don't have it. I gave it away.
Carl (exploding): You're lying to me. DON'T LIE TO ME (nearly breaking down in tears) God Damnit.
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