I Have Never...

I have never said Yippe Kiyya Motherf*****

I have never been shot, jumped off a tall building, walked on glass, or killed a bunch of German terrorists. But I am adding it to my list of things to do.

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"This is that human freedom, which all boast that they possess, and which consists solely in the fact, that men are conscious of their own desire, but are ignorant of the causes whereby that desire has been determined." -Baruch Spinoza

I have never started drinking before 11 am.

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"I know, honey. Look at the map. We go your way, that's about four inches. We go my way, it's an inch and a half. You wanna pay for the extra gas?"

I have never watched a silent movie

I have never been swimming with dolphins.

I have never celebrated the 4th of July(not a holiday here)

I have never been to the San Diego ComicCon, and ***** I can't wait till I actually go.

I have never been to any ComicCon.

I have never rooted for the New York Yankees

I also have never rooted for the New York Yankees!

I have never driven a car

I have never been on a cruise.

I have never been on a cruise while driving a car and rooting for the New York Yankees.

I have never stared as a walk on role.

Blasphemers.

I have never rooted for the bandwagoners known as the Boston Red Sox!

I have never enjoyed the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight.

I have never wielded a ten-foot sword and shouted,

"SHIIIIINNNEEEEEEIIIII"

I have never leaped a tall building in a single bound

I never gave blood.

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something witty goes here......