wrapped up like a douche

Ever done it? You sing a song out loud and the person next to you starts laughing because you're singing the wrong lyrics!!! Take the title of this thread for instance, that was my embarassment for "Blinded By The Light". Well, I found this website that is devoted to such embarassments:

http://www.kissthisguy.com/index.html

some taken from the above site---I coudn't stop laughing as I read alot of them. Posts your favorites here, or if you have your own story, please tell---we won't laugh---HAH!

Song: I Want To Hold Your Hand
Artist: Beatles

The real lyrics were:
And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such feeling that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide!!!!

But I misheard them as:
...it's such a feeling that my love, I get hives, I get HIVES!

Song: I Saw Her Standing There
Artist: Beatles

The real lyrics were:
The way she looked was way beyond compare

But I misheard them as:
The way she looked was way beyond her hair

Song: Like a Virgin
Artist: Madonna

The real lyrics were:
Touched for the very first time

But I misheard them as:
Tight for the very last time

Song: Stairway To Heaven
Artist: Led Zeppelin

The real lyrics were:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

But I misheard them as:
It's just a sprinkling for the Bakery

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r66-The member who always asks WHY?

Nobody looks in the music thread! Bump!

Anyway this one's funny:

Song: Islands In The Stream
Artist: Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers

The real lyrics were:
We can rely on each other (ah-ha).

But I misheard them as:
We can lie on each other (ah-ha).

Those are great r66... …

I have a friend who thought that old song by Golden Earring said “Red Hot Love” instead of “Radar Love” for years… and my mom told me when C.C.R’s , "Bad Moon Rising" first came out a lot of people thought they were saying “ Bathroom on the Right” …

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Me and this guy Kurt I worked with used to laugh at those at lunch.

I should have submitted one by my brother.

He used to think The Clash's "Rock The Casbah," they were saying "cut off a cat's paw."

My favorite was the time, when my Uncle heard She 's a Brick House by The Commodores on the radio or whatnot, he thought the lyrics were "She's got bread, OWWW!!"

When I was a kid, I thought Steve Miller's "Jungle Love" was "Chug-a-lug."

In high school, I thought Romeo Void's "Never Say Never" lyrics were as follows:

Real lyrics: I might like you better if we slept together

I thought: I'll molecute better if we slept together (I thought "molecute" was a made up word meaning "to function").

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OK, yeah, thanks Mark! Not only do I have that song STUCK in my head now, seriously, It's playing inside my head with your lyrics--dammit!

...I'll molecute better if we slept together...I'll molecute better if we slept together--aaaugh!

I thought this was going to be about douching...and was going to warn you about yeast infections.

I wish you had told me sooner! I have this strange itch in my....

That song that went"whoa whoa whoa it's magic" well for the longest time I thought it said "whoa whoa whoa its my dick" seriously listen to it I think they are really saying that.

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“The gladdest moment in human life, methinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton

That actually makes better sense than the real lyrics!

Creedance Clearwater - Bad Moon On A Rise

"Don't Go Out Tonight Coz' Your Bound To Loose Your Life, There's A Bad Moon On A Rise"

"Don't Go Out Tonight Coz' Your Bound To Loose Your Life, There's A Bathroom On The Right"

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It's a god-awful small affair, To the girl with, the mousy hair, But her mummy is yelling "No", and her daddy has told her to go, But her friend is nowhere to be seen, Now she walks through her sunken dream, To the seat with the clearest view, And she's hooked to the silver screen, But the film is a saddening bore, For she's lived it ten times or more...

Jimi Hendrix:

"'scuse me while I kiss the sky"

"'scuse me while I kiss this guy"

King Of Rock'n'Roll


THE ACTUAL LYRICS: Hotdog, jumping frog, Albuquerque

WHAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT: Hotdog, Jumping fire, I want cookie.

.......and I like mine better too.

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