Swan's Movie Commentaries

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Did the girl get her tattoo yet?

Playing like I'm sailing.

This movie is kinda funny but at the same time it's kinda not funny.

This is a fun commentary.

It's not great, but it is entertaining.

Not bad, Tina Fey. Not bad.

I'm eating, so I can't talk much right now.

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When I was in school, people were always really into the new kid.

UNREALISTIC

Obviously.

You guys have both seen Mean Girls before though right?

Damien kind of reminds me of Sexy.

A long time ago.

Usually, when we do commentaries, we just try to find really dumb and/or entertaining stuff we can talk about. You know, you can't really joke about Andrei Rublev.

All this reminds me so much of my own high school years,

I was a cool Asian btw.

There is a lot of masturbation fodder in this movie. I'm just saying.

I mean, if you're Amish.

Swan! Have some decency!

Oooooh it's getting started.

Omg. Clicks! Beware the plastic. like omg