The Porn Title Game

This is a very simple game:

-One person says the name of a movie:

My Favorite Martian

-The next one invents the title of a porn movie made from it:

Bi Favorite Martian or My Favorite Lesbian

-Then he/she says the name of another movie so the next person invents the title from it.
Get it?

I'll uh.. start of with an easy one.

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead

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Boards don't hit back

Sluts in Denver Giving Head

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia

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"Today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Help Me Give Head To Alfredo Garcia

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Great game!

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The novelist does not long to see the lion eat grass. He realizes that one and the same God created the wolf and the lamb, then smiled, "seeing that his work was good".

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They had temporarily escaped the factories, the warehouses, the slaughterhouses, the car washes - they'd be back in captivity the next day but now they were out - they were wild with freedom. They weren't thinking about the slavery of poverty. Or the slavery of welfare and food stamps. The rest of us would be all right until the poor learned how to make atom bombs in their basements.

How about.....The Unbearable Tightness of Being Laid........?

And for the next offering......

Three Men and a Little Lady......wait, that already sounds like porn.
How about Big........never mind.........

Try Sleepless in Seattle.

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Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons.....for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Sleep with Meg and Tom, and come in Seattle

GHOST BUSTERS

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Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha

GHOST BUSTIES

Full Metal Jacket

Fill my Socket

Night Shift

Bright Slit..


Umm..
Legally Blonde 2: Red White and Blonde

Oh yes.

Legally Bleached bitch 2: Read while banging.

Heavan can Wait.

Heavy Cum Can't Wait

Bringing Down the House

Bringing Down your Pants.

The French Connection

French My Erection

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

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NEW (as of 1/24/05): Quick Reviews #10

Ohhhhhh Mark, now nebbs get back on track.

One, two, three, many, Cuckoo's cavorting in my nest.

Wall Street

Balls Streak

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Oh, how perfect - The Texas Vibrator Masturbator

Buzz buzz buzz buzz! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Ooooh.... ahhhhhhhh

new one:

Desperately Seeking Susan

Susan Sucking Desperately - isn't Nebbit's name...nevermind.

Breakfast at Tiffany's

Breakfast at Tiffany's Pu$$y

- with strawberries and syrup

The Land Before Time

The Handjob Of All Time



Truly, madly, deeply.

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Stinky, Randy, Creamy.


Chitty Chitty Bang Bang