Unless you're alternating good and bad days. In which case tomorrow you'll be destitute. And then on Thursday you'll be Emperor of Earth and, I dunno, NASCAR champion.
Is that even the right terminology? Is that what they call the guy who NASCARs the best?
Alright, this is all way too friendly. There needs to be way more trash talk. I'll start:
Look at this freaking lineup. DON'T TURN AWAY. LOOK AT IT.
C - D. Navarro
1B - F. Freeman
2B - D. Pedroia
3B - E. Encarnacion
SS - J. Reyes
OF - A. McCutchen
OF - J. Ellsbury
OF - Y. Cespedes
UT - A. Rios
UT - A. Ramirez
UT - S. Marte
Now change your freaking pants. No, not into those. The black ones. They're more slimming.
Alright, this is all way too friendly. There needs to be way more trash talk. I'll start:
Look at this freaking lineup. DON'T TURN AWAY. LOOK AT IT.
C - D. Navarro
1B - F. Freeman
2B - D. Pedroia
3B - E. Encarnacion
SS - J. Reyes
OF - A. McCutchen
OF - J. Ellsbury
OF - Y. Cespedes
UT - A. Rios
UT - A. Ramirez
UT - S. Marte
Now change your freaking pants. No, not into those. The black ones. They're more slimming.
You really should have reordered your players so Dioner Navarro wasn't first. I just laughed at it instead.
Alright, this is all way too friendly. There needs to be way more trash talk. I'll start:
Look at this freaking lineup. DON'T TURN AWAY. LOOK AT IT.
C - D. Navarro
1B - F. Freeman
2B - D. Pedroia
3B - E. Encarnacion
SS - J. Reyes
OF - A. McCutchen
OF - J. Ellsbury
OF - Y. Cespedes
UT - A. Rios
UT - A. Ramirez
UT - S. Marte
Now change your freaking pants. No, not into those. The black ones. They're more slimming.
You are admittedly good at this baseball game we call fantasy. I'm not even sure how you do it.
I drop my car off for repairs, and the guy calls me laughing...actually laughing at my car because it needs so much work. Yeah, that's gonna cost me. Then i get off the phone, pull up Yahoo, and see one of my best pitchers on the ground screaming in pain. Oh...it's one of THOSE days.
Heh. Yeah, I hear that. My last car was 20 years old by the time I got rid of it. I took it into the shop for what was probably the 15th time in the several years I owned it. The mechanic--who'd fixed it a bunch of times before--called me a little later (these are actual quotes):
"You can't drive that."
"What? Why?"
"That car is so messed up."
My car only has 90k miles on it, but it's a 1999 and it doesn't get driven a lot. The brakes fall apart from the rot and oxidation, it needs front end work, and the radiator is in bad shape...Did I mention Garrett Richards is out and has to have surgery? Grrrr!
Sorry but I never thought Id see Phil Hughes and the word titan used together. Maybe if I knew what a WAR was Id appreciate the comparison or recognize the sarcasm.
Sorry but I never thought Id see Phil Hughes and the word titan used together. Maybe if I knew what a WAR was Id appreciate the comparison or recognize the sarcasm.
By advanced pitching metrics, Corey Kluber has been the 2nd best pitcher in baseball and Phil Hughes has been the 5th best. This is an unflashy match-up of ace pitchers, possibly the best match-up by WAR this season, to date.