Reviews

It's pretty obvious Maggie's not gonna be quarantined, but the movie tries to convince you that could, could happen.

It's about an ending which makes sense and feels right in the context of the movie.

And how the family tried to act educated and socially aware while still coming off as pretty damn racist since they are still guilty of racial profiling was pretty clever.

And it honestly could have been a lot worse (thank God I chuckled enough that it in parts made up for the poor writing), but to someone who loves the first two movies it's pretty disrespectful in a way.

If just the first half hour was handled better (the opening scene was great, but after that it took a pretty long while before it picked back up), but most horror movies have their flaws.

The Crossing Guard was a little bit slow too, but it felt justified for the kind of movie it is.

I never thought I'd find a movie which would seriously battle with Bugsy Malone for which one has the best ones, but this did it!