Reviews

I usually give a movie about 15 minutes to engage me and not 5 minutes into this movie I realized that had I been taking notes of everything I could complain about on an index card, I'd have already filled it.

Lucian is a "blacksmith" which explains how he made the first key, and the Vampire Advisor character gives him a second key, which ISN'T, apparently, the one key to the cell he was one, but even ignoring that, the same key prop just seems to appear in various characters' hands at different times to ...

I still enjoy the movie and I certainly recommend it, especially to fans of adventure fliks, but there are definitely one or two lulls in the movie's momentum where I get bored.

Honestly, for me, a movie that shows me the how monstrous humans can be are movies that focus not on their actions, but on their mindset.

Ultimately as much as crime solving may be an interesting idea for a movie, it doesn't appear to be the purpose of this movie.

Other complaints would include the off-duty brouhaha and ultimately the last fourth of the movie which ends greats, but includes a ludicrous scene in which our main three characters LEAVE SAFETY...

Ultimately all I really have to do is say, "Look, the movie may be flawed and you're free to point out those flaws to me and explain why Coraline or ParaNorman or whatever is an objectively better movie, but you know what?

NOT as bad as I was expecting it to be, it was even pretty funny at times, but it's still chock full of the muddy relationship crap that plagues these kinds of movies.

HOW DO YOU **** THAT UP!?) and honestly I think this was a pretty interesting story to make a movie about.

If it wasn't obvious enough we get a totally out-of-place shot of her sitting at home watching a romantic movie.