Reviews

After observing some Pre-American settlers killed and decomposed we find ourselves back in the house we started in and Main Ghost starts observing Main Ghost observing Main Girl.

My biggest issue with this movie is that they betray Silver's motives far too quickly, and Hawkins really never develops any sort of meaningful relationship with him, other than that Silver is soft towards Hawkins for no readily apparent reason, and Hawkins in some small way plays into Silver's noti...

The biggest kick in the dick in this movie is the bombastic claim of "I won't take any chances with my baby's safety".

*SPOILERS* While not the first zombie movie, this is definitely the movie that had the biggest influence I think, and that seems strange because I question how much has really carried over into other zombie properties.

Ash also gets possessed twice in the movie, although both times he's inexplicably cured by sunlight and his memories of a necklace, and this principle isn't echoed any other time in the movie, so super deus ex machina bullshit.

I do feel like there's a version of this movie that could have been genuinely creepy and atmospheric, but this movie's about as atmospheric as a dozen fog machines.

I'm also inclined to note that there's a distinct lack of a sound effect for this action, there's no suckling meat noise when Main Girl #2 gets hung up on the rack, and you never see the hook entry wound or anything, so the movie's really just relying on you being squeemish enough to hate the idea o...

Not only does this break consistency with every other time Holmes explained his reasoning, but it's a Sherlock Holmes movie, that makes it an obligatory mystery movie, but there's no mystery here at all.

I dunno, I feel like I can imagine a version of this movie that axes the Holy Grail through-plot and isn't attempting to crowbar in some parable about The Fisher King and Bridges attempts to restore Williams' life through more interaction with the homeless friends he's made in the past 3 years, then...

AT LEAST there was some semblance of mystery going on, and that's the only thing that keeps me from giving this movie the lowest possible rating, there are way more infuriating movies out there, but in terms of complete wastes of time, this movie fits the bill exactly.