Reviews

I'm surprised to find the movie is actually very faithful to the play in terms of it's plot, personality, jokes, and songs, however the play OBVIOUSLY flows much better than the movie and there's naturally less expectation for visual stimulation in a stage performance so songs like The Wizard an... ...

Is there just a caste of horny virgins that the industry has on standby any time they want a plot for a movie so that every single movie that doesn't need romance or a sex scene in it has romance and a sex scene and it's always so ****ing sudden? ...

The premise of this movie is much simpler than the previous few time travel movies, and believe it or not, I have not intentionally sought out time travel movies to binge, but it goes as follows: ...

It seems like the sort of movie that could make an interesting video game, and I would not be surprised if I tapped this movie for inspiration for my own projects. ...

Agent John leaves Baby Jane at an orphanage, Baby Jane becomes Jane, Jane has sex with John, John leaves Jane with Agent John to stop Bomber John, so Jane wants to kill John, Jane conceives Baby Jane, Agent John kidnaps Baby Jane, Jane becomes John, John meets Agent John, Agent John brings John to m... ...

Supposedly this is a time travel movie, but there really isn't any time travel in it, just a bunch of anachronistic information. ...

I was not a big fan of the original Beetlejuice, although it did have the charm that was expected from Tim Burton movies at the time, like Nightmare Before Christmas and Edward Scissorhands, both of which are movies I've rated very highly. ...

Part of why I feel that way is because while I can suspend disbelief for one supernatural phenomenon to justify the movie's premise, when Charles literally just has magic powers from the start of things for no reason then you really just leave the door open for just about any kind of bullshit writin... ...

The beginning of the movie is frontloaded with a corny movie trailer voiceover guy narrating the events of Jack's life before the start of the show. ...

I obviously give zero shits about the religious angles of this movie and that probably doesn't help my opinion, especially knowing that the director has gone on to make a clown of himself, asserting that exorcisms are real, but even setting that aside, there's a lot of little issues with this movie,... ...