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Star Slammer
This is a very low-budget (even by the standards of my viewing this month) Women In Prison type movie but also trying to be very campy and also in Space.
I did not know this when I decided to watch it.
When I bailed out of She I decided to reach for another low-budget female-led Sci-Fier but I just saw the thumbnail and went with it since there aren't that many I haven't seen at one point or another. This was not what I was expecting.
The movie is unbelievably silly and the acting is so atrocious that it makes one wonder, how can there be so many people out there supposedly trying to get into the movies when all the people in this movie did? It appears the lead actress' credentials were that she would take her top off and everybody else was just someone off the street who’s never tried acting in their life but thought it sounded fun. For the most part, if teenagers in a school play delivered their lines like this, their own parents would walk out.
Like most of these movies, very little actually happens and this makes Ice Pirates look like Star Wars.
I wanted to watch something really low-budget, like lower than Trancers or Metalstorm or Spacehunter. So I did.
There’s really nothing much to say about this. Here is either a woman starring in Star Slammer or a woman watching Star Slammer.
Star Slammer
This is a very low-budget (even by the standards of my viewing this month) Women In Prison type movie but also trying to be very campy and also in Space.
I did not know this when I decided to watch it.
When I bailed out of She I decided to reach for another low-budget female-led Sci-Fier but I just saw the thumbnail and went with it since there aren't that many I haven't seen at one point or another. This was not what I was expecting.
The movie is unbelievably silly and the acting is so atrocious that it makes one wonder, how can there be so many people out there supposedly trying to get into the movies when all the people in this movie did? It appears the lead actress' credentials were that she would take her top off and everybody else was just someone off the street who’s never tried acting in their life but thought it sounded fun. For the most part, if teenagers in a school play delivered their lines like this, their own parents would walk out.
Like most of these movies, very little actually happens and this makes Ice Pirates look like Star Wars.
I wanted to watch something really low-budget, like lower than Trancers or Metalstorm or Spacehunter. So I did.
There’s really nothing much to say about this. Here is either a woman starring in Star Slammer or a woman watching Star Slammer.