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The Greatest Showman

The Greatest Showman (2017)

(Insert title-based pun here.)

Possibly the shallowest film Iíve watched in a long time; The Greatest Showman has all the depth and nuance of a pepsi advert. Now, I have a soft spot for musicals, however cheese-tastic, so Iím willing to cut it a little slack, but only a little.

Thereís wholesale rewriting of history going on here. Not just the facts of Barnumís life and character but just the general way the world seems to operate. But even ignoring that itís just pretty plotless; this is a fluff piece about a poor man who makes it big, neglects his family for a bit and then comes back home after learning a life lesson. The only subplot is the ham-fisted insta-romance between Zac Efron and Zendaya that looks as though it, as well as the actors, has stepped right off of a Disney show.

ďNo-one ever made a difference by being like everybody else.Ē is one of the lines from this film. Interesting, because itís packed with cliches and they made the character of Barnum exactly like every other poor-boy-with-a-dream who grows up to be a workaholic-dad character youíve ever seen on screen. It was impossible to take it even remotely seriously after the whole Queen Victoria scene. Which would be fine if I thought you werenít meant to take it seriously but thereís such an absence of discernible irony that I really donít know. Itís both blander and cheesier than a block of Asda smart price cheddar.

Thereís another line in which the supercilious critic sits down next to Barnum and basically congratulates him for including people who look different in his show. I got the feeling that this was a bit of a self-congratulatory moment, that the film makers are honestly patting themselves on the back for including them. As minor characters in a film which is basically all about Hugh Jackman. You know, 80 odd years after Freaks. (Thereís a scene in a bar when they all crowd in to offer Barnum emotional support after heís basically screwed everything up and made them all homeless and penniless when for a second I thought they were all going to start banging their cups on the table and chanting Ďone of usí. Alas not.) None of the minor characters are allowed their own personality. They emote en masse - the group is angry, the group is supportive, the group is laughing, thereís no internal conflict or different perspectives.

The songs are all modern pop types that seem almost like pastiches of pop artists. I donít mind anachronistic music at all, but it just didnít work for me here. Theyíre not too bad if you like that sort of thing. Which I donít, really. (Although I know even writing this that Iíll probably have one of them stuck in my head tomorrow.) The dancing is even worse. The good bits are third rate Moulin Rouge rip-off and the bad bits are third-rate Rihanna video.

The whole premise of the film seems built around the idea that Barnum is creating something fun for the mass that stuffy critics just donít get because they donít know how to have fun and I think the makers of this film firmly believe thatís what they are doing with this film. And you know what, maybe they are. At time of writing this has an 8.0 average on imdb. Maybe Iím just one of the stuffy critics who care about all those boring things like plot, characters, the way a film looks and original ideas and I need to lighten up. Although personally I had more enjoyment watching 12 Years A Slave.

Having said that, I did laugh a lot. But you know the difference between laughing with something and laughing at it? Yeah, it was the laughing at it. Maybe in the end, itís almost so bad itís good. I can see it having a cult appeal I suppose.

Worst moment: Toss up between the elephants sadly watching the building burn down and the whoosh sound whenever someone kicks their legs in close up in a dance scene.

Wait, no, itís when the character who is supposed to be an opera singer lip synchs badly to a bland pop ballad and gets a standing ovation. Made worse by the fact that this is clearly meant to be an Emotional Moment for several of the characters.