JESUS CHRIST, MADONNA IS 60 YEARS OLD!

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This is actually mildly surprising to me, as in i thought she was older. She doesn't look it but i feel like i've been hearing Madonna is an old woman jokes since like 2001.

Phew, amateurs. I haven't had sex in 24 years. Should I cry now?

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Jesus Christ

I knew you'd say that

*Reads post*

*Looks at avatar*

*Reads post again*

*Brain explodes*

Good for her I say. She didn't die of a drug overdose while young, or something.

Now I'm wondering who the Keith Richards of female musicians is.

Liza Minnelli.

I'd think Marianne Faithfull might just have her beat?

Tina Turner, but I don't know if she's still performing.

I should clarify- I just meant in terms of age, not drug use or anything like that.