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Make it one of those stories like Citizen Rules created earlier, where different members contribute each paragraph. I think a lot of people on here would enjoy taking a turn at torturing SC.
I know I would.

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“The Universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson



Just call me "Peg-legged Peg"
We could just gather money to solve the problem in one quick hit

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That, biscuit boy, is a UV lamp.



MovieGal, honey, I hope you have a therapist.
He's decomposing in a vat of lye in her basement.
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In two hours, it's Easter, yet tonight, it feels like Halloween.



Just call me "Peg-legged Peg"
In two hours, it's Easter, yet tonight, it feels like Halloween.


Michael is coming to say "Good Night, Sleep Tight, don't let the serial killers in your bed tonight"..



In two hours, it's Easter, yet tonight, it feels like Halloween.
MovieGal just added the Easter Bunny to her collection of roadkill.




Just call me "Peg-legged Peg"
MovieGal just added the Easter Bunny to her collection of roadkill.

Hey Capt... no spooning SC tonight... Micheal Myers says so...



Hey Capt... no spooning SC tonight... Micheal Myers says so...
Does that mean Michael Myers wants to spoon me instead?




Is that a butcher knife in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?



Just call me "Peg-legged Peg"
Does that mean Michael Myers wants to spoon me instead?

not sure if he wants to "spoon" ya.. but maybe just "knife" ya!




Capt, you have seen "The Last Circus", right?

Surprisingly, no, but I am aware of it. I've had it on my watch list for a couple of years now.

Do you like it?



Just call me "Peg-legged Peg"
Surprisingly, no, but I am aware of it. I've had it on my watch list for a couple of years now.

Do you like it?
Oh yes.. it was an enjoyable ride..... very enjoyable...