Michael Bay's The Dark Knight

Shared with the permission of Michael Bay. Copyrighted by Michael Bay. Michael Bay. Michael Bay...

Thanks Reddit

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The Freedom Roads

I think I might be the only one who'd be curious to see that...

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"George, this is a little too much for me. Escaped convicts, fugitive sex... I've got a cockfight to focus on."

That is brilliant!

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~In the event of a Zombie Uprising, remember to sever the head or destroy the brain!~

If this happens, Schumacher might actually be redeemed.

The best part is the seventeen "frame-by-frames". Genius.

HA! This is amazing.

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"Puns are the highest form of literature." -Alfred Hitchcock

I laughed. I cried. I facepalmed. I did all three at the same time.

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#31 on SC's Top 100 Mofos list!!

Fantastic. I'd totally pay to see something that ridiculous. Pretty surprised he didn't make Batman an alien, though.

Sent this one out on the site's Twitter feed, too. Nice find.

As long as you make sure people know it's MICHAEL BAY.

Honestly I think I have heard about this Michael Bay guy before. Not making it up. I swear.

Ofcourse you've heard of him... he's a fictional guy Hollywood's made up to sell their films. Michael Bay is an Anti-Thesis for Alan Smithee, where one disowned credit for a film.

My guess is that, Michael Bay is a team of special FX guys or a bunch of kids...
Who knows?.. Aliens perhaps?.. Or a forum like this one here, where all the members gang up & contribute ideas for a film.

Michael Bay is sewed and welded-together synthesis of 13 disparate music video directors. He is the culmination of an age.

I think most people would have more respect for him as a film-maker if it turned out he's a lobotomized chimpanzee...

Or if we could show them The Rock and then convince them all the movies since were done by another guy with the same name.

I don't include myself in with them. I actually think he's underrated.

Can't wait for Michael Bay to talk them into making this movie. I figure after the Bale trilogy ends....a reboot will in about 7 or 8 years....this could be the next Batman....let's cross our fingers and hope Bay can bring his magic to the Batman franchise...lol.

Given how much money The Dark Knight Rises is going to make, I'll be stunned if they manage to wait 7-8 years. I wouldn't.

Till then, he can repaint the Monalisa.

This is brilliant, yet also a bit scary because it's true. You've gotta love Michael Bay(for all the wrong reasons)