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If you had to throw away all your movies but one, which one would you keep?

Do you avoid watching certain movies, simply because of an actor that is in them?

Name 5 actors you would love to meet, and why. What would you want to do to, or with them?

Name the movie you hate the most.

What is your favorite hobby, besides watching movies?

Name the oldest movie you've seen.

Name the newest movie you've seen.

What is your favorite theater snack?

Do you prefer board games, or computer games?

Theater, or home theater?

What is your favorite song, band, singer . . . ?

What is your favorite music genre?

What is your favorite movie genre?

What is your favorite sport?

Did you play any in school?

How often do you wash your hands?

You have three of my favorite spoofs in your top ten list. What is your least favorite? Name a few that you hate, and a few more that you like.

Dogs, or cats?

Do you have any pets?

How many, what kinds, and what are their names?

If there was one thing in your life that you hoped we didn't ask you about, one huge secret, what would it be? Tell us all about it!



Hello filthy.
I have some questions for you.
  • Do you double dip chips in the dip?
  • Did you ever put gum under your desk in school?
  • Would you consider me a lowlife if I slathered ketchup all over a nice, thick steak?
  • Ever been on a blind date? How'd it go?
  • Would you get a MoFo tattoo on your right forearm, for $10,000?
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What sport would you compete in if you were an Olympian?

Do you have any routines or rituals that you have to do the same way everyday?

Are you a coffee or tea person?

What's your biggest fashion disaster?
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How do you eat your oreos?
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If you had to throw away all your movies but one, which one would you keep? Gremlins, that one never gets old

Do you avoid watching certain movies, simply because of an actor that is in them? No, I try to keep an open mind. Plus I really don't pay that close of attention to names

Name 5 actors you would love to meet, and why. What would you want to do to, or with them?

Bruce Campbell: No real reason than to grill him about Bubba Ho-Tep. I'd like to have lunch with him and maybe some coffee

Trey Parker/Matt Stone: Get drinks with those guys. I'd be a riot.

Johnny Depp: Dinner. I think he'd be a head trip to meet and talk to

Sid Haigg: Interesting individual. Have a beer or two.

Jet Li: Martial Arts lessons. Need I say more?

Name the movie you hate the most. I have two. Mangler 2 and Navy Seals

What is your favorite hobby, besides watching movies? Playing guitar, reading and drawing

Name the oldest movie you've seen. The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Name the newest movie you've seen. Wall-e (2008)

What is your favorite theater snack? Air, I never get food at theatres

Do you prefer board games, or computer games? Both have their high points. If I'm doing something with my girlfriend than board games. With the guys videogames

Theater, or home theater? Home theater. Everything is cheaper and there is a pause button.

What is your favorite song, band, singer . . . ?

Song: Carry On: Parkway Drive
Band: Mushroomhead
Singer: Maynard James Keenan

What is your favorite music genre? I like 'em all but I'd say metal and hip-hop

What is your favorite movie genre? Horror and comedy

What is your favorite sport? Football (American)

Did you play any in school? No, I was an art geek

How often do you wash your hands? A lot, I work with food

You have three of my favorite spoofs in your top ten list. What is your least favorite? Name a few that you hate, and a few more that you like.

Least fav. from top 10: Spaceballs

Hated: Epic Movie

One's I liked: Scary Movie Quadrology, Not Another Teen Movie


Dogs, or cats? Dogs

Do you have any pets? Two dogs and two cats

How many, what kinds, and what are their names?
Dogs:
Lab/Terrier mix named Buddy/Budzilla
Timber Wolf named Sheeba

Cats:
Mixed breed brother and sister cats named Thimbol and Queeny

If there was one thing in your life that you hoped we didn't ask you about, one huge secret, what would it be? Tell us all about it!
Umm...I don't know, I need something to go off of. I never mentioned that my mother died when I was 12 and my grandmother died last tuesday.
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Slug:
  • Do you double dip chips in the dip? No, I saw that episode of Sienfeld
  • Did you ever put gum under your desk in school? No
  • Would you consider me a lowlife if I slathered ketchup all over a nice, thick steak? Nah, everyone has their own preference
  • Ever been on a blind date? How'd it go? No, I'm a long term realtionship kinda guy
  • Would you get a MoFo tattoo on your right forearm, for $10,000? You guys were gonna give me MONEY to do that?!?!?!



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What sport would you compete in if you were an Olympian? Summer: Soccer
Winter: Curling

Do you have any routines or rituals that you have to do the same way everyday? Yeah, I start my day with shutting my alarm off, taking my dog out, getting dressed, putting on my glasses and going to the office. I also shower the same way everyday.

Are you a coffee or tea person? Coffee

What's your biggest fashion disaster? Bondage pants when I was in high school



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How do you eat your oreos?
I soak them in milk until they are extremely soft than eat them.



Name the movie you hate the most. I have two. Mangler 2 and Navy Seals

Why Navy Seals? Not that it is great, or anything. Just curious.

What is your favorite theater snack? Air, I never get food at theatres

If you've seen Outbreak, that snack's not always a good idea, either.

Theater, or home theater? Home theater. Everything is cheaper and there is a pause button.

Finally someone agrees with me.

How often do you wash your hands? A lot, I work with food

Your user-name has me worried.

One's I liked: Scary Movie Quadrology, Not Another Teen Movie

I think I'm the only person on this planet that hates that movie.

The secret question was just a joke. By the way you asked to be grilled, and no one here knowing you, I was trying to make you think I was looking for skeletons in your closet.

I hope you were close with your mother, and grandmother.

My father's death was when I was eight.

End of private convo.

Would you get a MoFo tattoo on your right forearm, for $10,000? You guys were gonna give me MONEY to do that?!?!?!



What's your biggest fashion disaster? Bondage pants when I was in high school

Do I want to know what those are?


Do you like John Carpenter movies?

Stephen King books, or movies? Both?

Do you prefer what he directs, or others?



Sorry to hear about your grandmother Hope you are ok

What is the thing have you done that you are not proud of.

What thing are you proud of

How did you meet your girl
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Why Navy Seals? Not that it is great, or anything. Just curious.
| found that I have problems with movies that place guys on an oil rig with shot guns blazing and no one knows that they're there. HELLO, you're in the middle of nowhere!!!! Some one is bound to hear that. Or maybe they did and they're all to stupid to realize what's going on. An entire terrorist organization did get wiped out by four guys.

I'm also not a very big fan of Seagal movies.

If you've seen Outbreak, that snack's not always a good idea, either.

Theater, or home theater? Home theater. Everything is cheaper and there is a pause button.

Finally someone agrees with me.



How often do you wash your hands? A lot, I work with food

Your user-name has me worried.

My name is actually one of my favorite songs by my favorite band Mushroomhead

One's I liked: Scary Movie Quadrology, Not Another Teen Movie

I think I'm the only person on this planet that hates that movie.

The secret question was just a joke. By the way you asked to be grilled, and no one here knowing you, I was trying to make you think I was looking for skeletons in your closet.

I hope you were close with your mother, and grandmother.

My father's death was when I was eight.

End of private convo.

Would you get a MoFo tattoo on your right forearm, for $10,000? You guys were gonna give me MONEY to do that?!?!?!



What's your biggest fashion disaster? Bondage pants when I was in high school

Do I want to know what those are?
Sure you do,

Bondage pants or bondage trousers are trousers with superfluous zippers, straps, chains, rings and buckles, giving an appearance of a BDSM style. Their name comes not from the fact they are tight, but because they come with long straps on them, which can be hooked onto the many rings on the pants (or onto someone else's bondage trousers). They come in a variety of colors and patterns; one of the most common patterns being tartan. They also come in a variety of styles, including tight or baggy, long, short or Capri.

Thank you wikipedia

Do you like John Carpenter movies?
Not really, they seem really cheesy to me. Like, past B movies, more like C or D movies.

Stephen King books, or movies? Both?
Books all the way. The movies of his I really like were The Shining, Misery and Dolores Claribore (Kathy Bates is amazingly terrifying). The Stand wasn't a bad mini-series

Do you prefer what he directs, or others?
Can you elborate?



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Sorry to hear about your grandmother Hope you are ok
Thanks for your concern. We all saw it coming.

What is the thing have you done that you are not proud of.
Joined MoFo (just kidding). I don't really have anything I'm not proud of. I did date a girl who was on severe medication and turned out to be completely crazy. She was talking about having kids after dating for two and one half weeks.

What thing are you proud of
I've worked my ass off for what I have and I've done it all by myself. I'm also starting my own business in the next couple of weeks.

How did you meet your girl
That's a longish story.

I've known her for over three years although we just started dating in the last month and a half. We worked together at Applebee's. That's where we met.

We started becoming friends there. And about a year and a half later she moved to South Carolina with her mom for six months. While she was down there we started talking more and more and our friendship just grew and grew. I was dating my ex at the time and she dumped me flat on my face. Adrianne was there to help me cope even though she wasn't there physically. After the six months were up, we ended up moving in together. I had patched things up with the ex and we were a couple again by the way.

So, the ex dumped me again this March, and again, Adrianne was there to pick up the pieces. We decided to try dating and havn't looked back since. She's awesome. It's a great feeling dating your best friend. We still joke like friends but we have an incredible romantic chemestry.

I'm sure you guys feel like the guy in Airplane who tries to light himself on fire.




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She is extremely nice nebs

Destiny
I've never actually looked into that. I know Kubrick directed The Shining. I'm going to have to do some research and get back to you on that. I'd do it now, but I need to go and look at trailers.



How do you eat your oreos?
I soak them in milk until they are extremely soft than eat them.
When in the mood, nothing beats oreos.
Couple things to add...
Does anyone here like chocolate milk?
Or banana or strawberry flavored milk?
I wonder how oreos would be in those milks?
One last thing.
I poured chocolate milk on cornflakes the other day, and it's didn't taste very good.
Win a few, lose a few.




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I believe that milk should be left unfettered. As for the cornflakes experiment, sorry to hear about the loss of your cornflakes.



Me: Do you like John Carpenter movies?

You: Not really, they seem really cheesy to me. Like, past B movies, more like C or D movies.

Like, me again: Even The Thing?



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Me: Do you like John Carpenter movies?

You: Not really, they seem really cheesy to me. Like, past B movies, more like C or D movies.

Like, me again: Even The Thing?
Haven't seen The Thing. But you just gave me a movie to watch for my one a days.



Haven't seen The Thing. But you just gave me a movie to watch for my one a days.
Oh good. I didn't realize you were doing those. You will love it. It is very popular. It's gory, but on a sci-fi, bull-***** kind of level. If I can handle it, you should be just fine.