Holy crapola, thats a lot of questions. Stuff this Im out of here vrooom.... Ok lets see if I can get through these and still be only lightly grilled with the George Forman lean mean grilling machine available at K-Mart for a very lean price.
If you had to throw away all your movies but one, which one would you keep?
How could you say a thing like that! If you had to throw away all your wives but one which would YOU KEEP??? If we are talking DVD's I'd keep a season of House M.D., if we are talking movies I'd probably choose Jackie Chan's The Myth because its Jackie Chan? I surely have to say no more.
Do you avoid watching certain movies, simply because of an actor that is in them?
Only one, I dont consider him an actor, I consider him a moron. Eminem.
Do you prefer indoors, or out?
I prefer outdoor area's that are roofed off. Especially during winter weather where you freeze your nips off here. I like out door activities like rock climbing or backyard cricket but I love indoor warmth and relaxation.
What is your favorite hobby, besides watching movies?
I have no idea. I like playing my PS3 at the moment, although I rarely do. I enjoy just going for a cruise in my car around a bit listening to the radio, but I dont really have any other hobbies, although I am desperately seeking one because my brain is getting bored and when it gets bored, it gets dumb.
What is your favorite music?
Aussie 80's rock. Its the rock with lyrics. Jimmy Barnes, Cold Chisel, mostly people most of you would never have heard of, but in Oz they are legends.
What is your favorite theater snack?
Pop of corn.
Theater, or home theater?
If I had home theater, I'd go for that simply for comfort, no fat 8ft guy trying to sit in your way, no sticky carpet. Privacy and if you want to throw choc balls around, no one can kick you out.
What's your favorite sport?
Probably cricket, not a giant sporting fan but I do enjoy a bit of cric
Did you ever play any in school?
A little basketball, cricket, hockey but never hardcore
Name 5 actors you would love to meet, and why.
Jackie Chan - It's Jackie Chan, the god himself!
Will Smith - One of the most powerful men in hollywood and a complete sex symbol.
Steve Carrell - He just looks like one of those people who would be a real great guy in real life. Someone you could be mates.
Pam Anderson - Im single, Australian, hetrosexual male...do the math.
Hugh Laurie - Obviously im a House nut but outside of the character, I think he is an interesting guy. makes me curious as to who he really is.
What would you want to do to, or with them?
Jackie Chan - anything and everything. Photo's, video's, autographs, marriage.
Will Smith - sex
Steve Carrell - More of a dinner and drinks out with mates.
Pam Anderson - A couple of quiet games of Scrabble or Twister
Hugh Laurie - Just hang out.
Do you have nasal problems?
No, I have mental problems but thats about it.
When are you coming to NSW so i can meet you? 
NSW is pretty easy to get to, not exactly a small place, you'd need to be a bit more specific and not never.
Are you really a knight in shinning armour? 
I've had this avatar ever since I joined and got past my ten posts needed to have a custom avatar. Being as many years as its been im guessing its no longer shiny and im no longer knightish
When can we go swimming in the blue lake?
Only if we ever made a suicide pact, theres no way down the the lakes surface and definately no way back up again.
When are you going to love me more than Caity 
Awkwarrddd. I love Caity because during some really bad times, even though barely knowing me, she gave me a lot of support. I apprechiate that. Shes a person I admire and care for but you will always be my Nebbs.
Which would you rather be: a.) a two-headed dog, b.) a three-headed parrot, c.) a headless, but living bull, or d.) a flamingo with rollerskates for feet ?
A two headed dog of course, one can be engaged in licking my parts 'clean' and the other head can be watching tv or playing fetch.
What is the worst illness you've ever had?
The worst one I remember was Glandular fever with tonsilitus with a viral infection. I had a Gordan Ramsey smorgas board or symptoms. I was hospitalised for two weeks. Although I kinda did push it just a little bit. I kept going to school against popular opinion because I was needed by a friend. Day three I tried to sneak out past my Mum in the kitchen and i fell face first on the floor. Mum walked over and said "giving up now?" and I replied "give me 10 mins and I'll be fine"...I wasn't.
Do you go anywhere on holiday?
I sometimes travel to Adelaide because its only a 5 hour drive and I have free accomedation for a break, but I havent been on a decent holiday in about ten years. I just dont have the time and money. So feel free to donate to the Naisy Needs A Break fund. A collection plate will arrive shortly.
Have you ever put on women's clothes for funzies?
I have, although I cant think of any other possible reason I would wear womens clothing except for funzies.
What is your favorite alcoholic beverage? (non-alcoholic if you don't drink alcohol)
I dont have a faviourite, I like yager bombs for flavor and kick, I like beer because its in Australian DNA it seems and its cheap(est) but im not a big drinker. I love Dr Pepper as far as non-alcoholic drinks go, but its not readily available in Australia anymore. For some reason we have decided to go the way of a third world country. I try to get some shipped to me every now and then but its not the cheapest thing.
What kind of cell phone do you have?
A dying dying motorola v360, im thinking as far as getting a new one is concerned its becoming nessercary. The phone number is available by request.
Do you have any pets?
I dont, when I purchase my own home I may get a dog for companionship or even a pet woman I hear they are nice (oooooooo un-pc)
What do you look like now? I forget (or I haven't been checking the MoFo Pictures thread)[/quote]
I look like an amazing sex god...just take my word on that dont worry about proof or if your a real stickler. my myspace has a picture taken about 6 months ago, make it a little balder and you got me today. I also do webcam shows and autographs.
www.myspace.com/naisyoh.
Do you like history? If so, which era is your favorite to learn about?
I like to know a bit about everything. I enjoy Australian history which isnt all that big but I love the period of the World Wars's where alot of Australian's out performed much of the world in their commitment and stood against impossible odds and although thousands died, the few that survived are rarely acknowledged and even understood.
In terms of World history, I like the medieval period purely because its impossible to sort fact from myth and I love myth.
What part of Indiana Jones' job would you prefer, professor or archaeologist?
um He is a professor of archaeology? If you mean in the field or in the library? I choose field. I love to learn and love the knowledge side but you can learn much more with experience. So although field is better suited to me, the library has its place. Well that was a particularly boring anwser....I love kittens fur!
Who's your best friend? How did you meet?
I dont particularly have many offline friends. This is not something alot of people realise, but I generally hate people. A lot of people bore me and I find it takes a real special type of person for me to even be interested in talkin to.
My greatest friend would be Jess, I love her dearly. Her and I have been through a lot together and shes someone I can trust explicited. A true comrade. We met at K-Mart, we both worked in the same section. We first met she thought I was an arrogent prick and I thought her a boring snob. Match made in heaven I guess.
A very Close Second Hutchi. We met before kindergarden. His house used to be behind my back fence, we used to jump the fence all the time and see each other. He's probably the only friend I see on a semi-regularly basis. We are almost opposites. He is a great looking, tall blonde hair guy with a personality every body loves and gets a long with. He has the most amazing lucky streak and is in no way up himself or against anybody and Im......Naisy
1. Do you eat green veggies?
Im not racist, I eat all coloured vege's. I havent come across one yet that I dont mind, I dont like but I am a meat eater. Give me the flesh of something that once breathed any day.
2. Have you ever been to Brazil?
I've never been ourside of Australia. For those who are slow, No I haven't been to Brazil.
3. Are you more likely to burn out or fade away?
Burn out, absolutely burn out. I fade away from many peoples lives. Generally they want my help and then they just walk away after its done. Im kinda used to that by now so within myself I'll burn myself out from others I'll just fade away.
BRING IT ON!!!! IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT PEOPLE? I eat questions for breakfast MWHAHAHAHAHHAH.
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