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i really can't go into a deep conversation about requiem for a dream or basicly any movie in fact - that i didn't like : because the main reason i don't like a movie is because of it's generic qualities

and if i don't view the movie completly i will state it in the review
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i really can't go into a deep conversation about requiem for a dream or basicly any movie in fact - that i didn't like : because the main reason i don't like a movie is because of it's generic qualities
You can go into detail about the alleged "generic qualities." I've heard you refer to characters as having no development when we all think they received a great deal of development. I'm not sure what would stop you from elaborating on what happened, why you thought it was generic, and what could have happened that wouldn't be generic. Then, we can talk about those specifics, and actually have a discussion about facts, rather than you just saying you hate a great movie and us being all aghast.

Anyway, you don't seem to go in-depth with any of the movies you're "reviewing," whether you like them or not, so the explanation above is moot. Around these parts, we don't usually consider a grade and four bullet points a "review."



Dreamgirls




+ the one song where she is saying she won't leave
+ first 20 minutes were actually good
- every song sounds the same
- characters never devolope
- it's a 2 hour movie - 1 hour is pointless singing
- story goes nowhere
- boring singing scenes

F an incredibly boring 2 hour piece of crap with about 30 minutes of an actuall movie



The Departed




+ nicholson , dicaprio , damon , wahlberg are all amazing
+ great ending
+ every scene is a masterpiece
+ super fast paced story
+ great action

A+ scorsese's best movie - even better than the great "goodfellas"



Goodfellas




+ incredible top notch acting from everyone
+ narration is amazing , he says it from his perspecive and you see what's really happening at the same time
+ tons of hillarious parts
+ one dog's looking one way , the other dog's looking the other way
+ deniro makes the best faces
+ great music - i love every song in the movie
+ instead of one big plot the movie is told section , by section - then later the sections intertwine
+ jail cooking part

A+ another of the perfect gangster movie collection , there's no denying that goodfellas is lacking in any catagorey



The Royal Tenenbaums




+ Gene Hackman is hillarious
+ the movie dosen't go on for 20 minutes without a funny part
+ every character has great depth and is explored as much as they need
+ great cinemetography
+ "anderson montage" scenes
+ tons of plots and story twists
+ every scene is the right length
+ great ending
+ lots of great songs
+ chapter layout

A+ wes anderson's best movie , and that dosen't come easily



The Lost Boys




+ great ending
+ some good parts
+ some really funny parts
- majority of the movie is dominated by crappy special effects
- horrible music
- lots of crappy visuals
- hillarious vampire rules that keep adding up
- scenes drag on to do nothing

C+ one of the best horror movies i've seen



The Nine Lives of Fritz The Cat




+ a few funny parts
- really sloppy audio and basicly everything in the movie is rushed and you can't tell what's going on rarley
- is mostly a animated cat porno
- no story
- tons of annoying stuff in the movie (really reminded me of conker)

F- this was the first animated movie to be rated R , but it was a horrible mess of a movie and goes out of it's way to be offensive



Reservoir Dogs




+ incredible way to tell a story
+ dialouge is extremly meaningfull
+ amazing acting
+ mr. white
+ sucks you into it's super realistic setting every time
+ great music


A+ defintly Quentin Taratino's best movie to date , i doubt he'll ever be able to top it



Fight Club




+ amazingly original story
+ great narrating
+ everyone in the movie gives their best performances (espicially nortan)
+ beautifull cinemetography
+ the cgi super zoom in parts
+ mind blowing ending
+ every scene is great on it's own
+ the mix of urban and grungy settings


A+ incredibly original , beautifull , and thought provoking



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i really can't go into a deep conversation about requiem for a dream or basicly any movie in fact - that i didn't like : because the main reason i don't like a movie is because of it's generic qualities

and if i don't view the movie completly i will state it in the review
You write reviews? Where?
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I was starting to think that we are dealing with a troll here, but why would a troll go to the effort of writing so many 'reviews'? A complete mystery. Is there a prize for how fast you can get red dots? Because I think meatwadsprite is the winner.



Is there a prize for how fast you can get red dots? Because I think meatwadsprite is the winner.

Nay... I believe Django still holds the all time high for Red Dot MoFo.... but come to think of it, Meatwad kinda reminds me of Django... in diapers....
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I was starting to think that we are dealing with a troll here, but why would a troll go to the effort of writing so many 'reviews'? A complete mystery. Is there a prize for how fast you can get red dots? Because I think meatwadsprite is the winner.

To yank our chain would be my best guess.



I was starting to think that we are dealing with a troll here, but why would a troll go to the effort of writing so many 'reviews'? A complete mystery. Is there a prize for how fast you can get red dots? Because I think meatwadsprite is the winner.
He's given me a pile of negative reps too.